It’s so close I can almost taste it. The mud. The dust. The heavy Spring air, turning to rain, blown across the fields of Flanders, where many a battle has been fought, in trenches and on wheels. Battles fought against other men, battles fought within each man. My own mind is in battle; am I worthy? Will I be prepared for the beating my body will take, and will my mind deal with it? Well, I’m not going to my own grave without doing this. I will survive on V.
The Keepers Tour just gets better and better. The team at Pavé Cycling Tours should be known as the Mailmen of Flanders, because they just keep on delivering. It seems almost every day there’s an email informing us of an addition to the tour, and our responses are more and more ‘screaming teenager’ than composed adult. To say we’re excited about this trip could be the understatement of the year. We’re excited.
The latest gems from Alex and William include;
Of course, this is all in addition to the already confirmed awesomeness of riding with The Lion of Flanders Johan Museeuw, touring the Eddy Merckx factory, riding on the Gent velodrome, touring the Brunehaut brewery (where our organic Malteni beer is produced) and another cycling museum visit in Beveren. There’s a heap of other activities confirmed too, so email us for the full presentation.
And the best part? All of this is included in the super low price! Everything. All meals, all accommodation, all drinks (yes, beer!) and hanging out with a cool bunch of like-minded bike nuts.
Sell your first-born if you have to, but don’t miss out on a week, or weekend of pure Classics bliss. There are still a few seats available, so book yours now.
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It's gonna be an awesome trip you're all going on, wouldn't it be just fantastic if The Prophet just happened to be at the factory and came and said hello, even though it probably couldn't get much more awesome.
@Chris
European, like one country, or just feeling European? What exactly do you mean?
if even in a small country like Belgium political tensions between Flemish and Walloon are high, why would you want to be European?
@Dr C
Just trying to be all inclusive, we happily poke gentle fun at pretty much everyone else, the various sheep bothering nations, our american cousins, the Scots and Irish and generally take it on the chin without dispatching a gunboat when someone gives some back, so why not the Euro-zone?
@JC Belgium
Can't wear Marxist socks... we'd have nothing to lose but our chains.
@Frank
You're Dutch... Flemish probably sounds like French does to English speakers.
Fronk, are you going to pretend not to be Dutch for the Tour?
@Dr C
Frank will blow his cover when he orders Heineken instead of Jupiler...
After a few days of Flemish Ales, frites and "Belgian Fusion" cuisine, you may need to put on a pair of these bad boys...
@Chris
agreed, they do seem to get away lightly in the slagging off stakes, which is surpising given the standard of the Eurovision Song Contest
A google image search of "sheep bothering" turns up almost-disappointingly pedestrian pictures of actual people, actually bothering sheep. I was expecting some slightly-more risque results.
@The Oracle
but you will probably notice your processor is running a bit slower from now on