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International Cogal: Festum Prophetae

Artwork: @mcsqueak // Original photograph: Stephan Vanfleteren

It came to me in a moment of absolute clarity, the kind of clarity which only arrives to one in an oxygen-depleted state and at high speed – usually down a steep descent. It would be awfully nice to justify wearing my Molteni jersey, rather than having it hanging in my workshop all the time.

It had been suggested a few times already by the time the notion came to me last winter, that Velominati should organize an international Cogal on which all of us around the world would climb aboard our bicycles in honor of each other, and devote the day to riding. It is, after all, what we do; we ride our bikes. The rest is detail.

While the idea is simple enough, the selection of a date has proven positively futile. Summer on the Upper Half of the planet (you know the one – the one that matters) means VVinter for the Lower Half. When the Lower Half (you know the one, the one with all the convicts and Aztecs) is in summer, the important side is snowed in or sopping wet. You simply can’t choose a day that works for everyone.

The solution, of course, is simple: I unilaterally pick a date for the entire community and shove it down everyone’s throat by the virtue of being louder than almost anyone else (with the exception of the bloke sitting just behind me and to my left at the café; that is one loud-mouthed bastard, that.)

Being the type of person I am, with all the personality defects I have at my disposal, I was still perplexed by the selection of a date that holds significant meaning for all our community. January first, so we may ride off our hangovers. October 3rd, to celebrate Leiden’s liberty from the Spanish. Then the epiphany as I flew down Lighthouse Hill towards the shore of Puget Sound, where Pearl Jam and Sound Garden once rocked out in the weeds: the Velominati International Cogal will be held every year in honor of The Prophet’s birthday, June 17.

Every Velominatus is free to observe this day however they like. Take a holiday from work; declare an exemption due to your specific religious requirements. Ride on the day, in a way that helps you honor the way Eddy rode himself. Ride lots, was his sage training advice. I like to surprise my rivals, was his explanation attacking 70 or 80 or 90 or 100km from the finish. However you ride, on Festum Prophetae each year, we will honor The Prophet. We may also choose, as is customary with other holidays, to arrange within our immediate community to designate the nearest convenient day to observe the holiday. If taking the day to honor him is impractical on the 17th, designate a nearby day that works better for you.

Mark your calendars for June 17, Festum Prophetae*. Personally, I will climb aboard my steel Bike #2 fitted with tubular tires, don my wool Molteni Jersey and head out with only a bit of food in my jersey pocket and water in my bidon with the express intent to meet the Man with the Hammer. No mean feat, considering the Seattle Summer Cogal will have taken place only the day before. Two Cogals in one weekend: I can’t think of a better way to honor him.

Vive la Vie Velominatus.

*A special thanks to @ChrisO for helping determine the “correct” latin phrase.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • I appreciate that it's not really in the Cogal spirit but I went for a quality and not quantity effort today to mark Eddy's Birthday. Managed a record average speed too!

  • Festum Prophetae ride completed: a solo 72kms of rolling hills. PRs on all Strava segments (aside from one) is my gift to Eddy (as versios said, as if he cares).

  • 170km solo ride in some rolling hills.  Man with the Hammer kindly brought along his Wife with the Vice and toyed with me between 110km and 135km as the heat kicked up but then showed mercy and left me alone.

  • Boy am I glad I was't able to reserve time on the velodrome to do an Hour today; did a little loosener after yesterday's appointment with the Man with the Hammer and was just destroyed.

    Had fun out on the steel though, for an easy spin to breath some life back into the guns and ride for the first time ever in my Molteni jersey. Looks great with the V-Bibs...

  • @brett

    After reciting Eddy's Prayer, seven of us rolled out at V past VV and headed into the cold. After the climb and fast descent of the Haywoods we headed towards the Moonshine climb. It was almost as far away from our start/finish that we could get. Perfect time for my derailleur to snap in half. 

    Luckily, a VMH friend lives fairly close by, and came to my rescue as the lads rolled on.

    A car crash blocking the highway meant my VMH friend had to eject me halfway, as she had a rehearsal and was running late. My good mate Nath came to my second rescue and got me back to town. Cheers guys...

    I met up with the guys back in town and we went to @bianchi denti's place and watch the Ronde highlights and ate the birthday cake @rigid had baked for Eddy...

    And it was a good day...

    First of all, that cake looks awesome! Who knew RIGID was such a master chef!

    And MASSIVE bummer about the rear mech. Did it actually break or did the rivets come undone? This after your shifter broke; did you get a defective rig?

  • My day didn't turn out exactly as i first planned. I soon realised that 28,000 people were cycling from London to Brighton where I live on the UK's biggest charity bike ride of the year. This means that a lot of the roads are shut, or full of cars driving to pick up their loved ones.

    Due to this I left it late and had nice but short 33K along the coast before nightfall taking in the closest approximation we have to pave locally on the way home. The British summer providing a nice covering of filth to mark the day.

    Happy Birthday Eddy. VLVV.

  • As if by divine intervention, @DoubleR mailed me a very cool shirt which arrived saturday and I fortuitously opened today. Thanks!

  • On Friday I cracked the seat tube-bottom bracket weld on my #2 so I get to start looking for a replacement frame.  The main event was Saturday as Merckx connived to send the family off on another mission giving me 4+ hours to ride.  Rule 9 heat and a big climb were the main event.  Today a shorter ride for the v. paterfamilias, especially as my brain and legs got cooked on Saturday, featuring shit chipseal, a couple short steep climbs, and a gravel surprise.  A good weekend -- 120km, 2500m climbing, and future n+1 efforts.  VLVV.

  • As usual, an unconventional but satisfying and appropriate way to celebrate the day: " 'cross trainin" the wee ones at the neighborhood school park. Was on the singlespeed with a couple 6 yr olds on bmx's and 3 yr olds on striders going back and forth and all around. Like any good cross event, there was blood, crying and dust everywhere (before leaving the house)  but fortunately and atypical for me, no mechanicals!

    Happy Merckx bday!

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