Waiting has never been my strong point. I’m anxious, but don’t really suffer from anxiety. Good things come to those who wait isn’t at the top of my list of proverbs to live by. Do What Thou Wilt always has been, though; kind of a Just Do It for early 20th century Satanists, and me.

It was with this mantra in the back of my mind that I made the instant decision to build my dream bike. The rationale went something like this: ooh that’s nice, I’ll have one of those. Before I knew it I was increasing my credit card limit and damned with the consequences. Actually, there was some rational thinking behind such a rash decision, but thinking that came after the decision. I think that’s called justification.

I’d had enough of talking about the dream bike in a manner which suggested that said dream would in most likelihood never come true. “When I build my dream bike” had a date set sometime in, well, fucking never. How long should one wait to do something that would presumably make one complete, or bring one joy? Simple answer, my friends, is now. If I waited another ten years, or even five, would I still get the same satisfaction? Why be an old guy riding around on a nice bike when you can be a slightly less old guy riding around on a stunning bike?

The waiting doesn’t seem so bad now. Hell, I’m even keeping the master who will be creating my steel fantasy waiting. But it’s all part of the process. This has to be right. And having the patience, knowledge and experience that my co-conspirator Steven has is a boon. From the very first excited email, to god knows how many hundreds later, every step of the journey has been carefully considered, over and over and then once more to be safe.

First, the thing that maybe should have been last was discussed, debated and dilly-dallied over until we (yes, I feel this is a team decision) settled on close to what you see in the above photo (with a colour-matched fork for my build). The gruppo was of course a no-brainer and a box full of Super Record gorgeousness stares at me from my desk. Already in Belgium await other boxes with the best of the rest; fizik for the cockpit, Chris King to make the steering sing, and cages from their namesake, beautiful bits of bent titanium.

The artisan’s hand of Diel now awaits the numbers game, before he lets any tube join another. All part of the process. The waiting is turning out to be an unexpected pleasure, but April still can’t come soon enough.

Brett

Don't blame me

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  • @Ccos

    This weekend I was thinking about golf. Not in the "it's not a sport because you can drink booze and smoke while doing it" way but whether or not anyone gets custom, handmade things of beauty like this.

    Having been a golfer for much longer than I have been a cyclist I can confirm that they do.  Wooden putters (that come in handcarved cases) are probably the most common, and then there is of course the endless clothing and shoes.  It all depends on where you want to put your money, and of course how much of it you have...

  • @razmaspaz

    @harminator

    @RobSandy

    I'm not going to read the article or the comments yet, but I just need to say that seeing the Prophet in a suit like that is awesome. I wish I could look half that cool, just once in my life.

    This.

    Although it doesn't hurt to stand next to Harry Highpants. (Don't mention the ears!)

    Yeah, it is clear the man spent as much time barking at his tailor as he did his mechanic. High pants is a sight to see, but the second thing that struck me about the picture was the woman child to his left. Is that a little girl, or just am impossibly short woman?

    Don't know, don't care. As far as I'm concerned there's only one person in that photograph.

    And maybe a bike.

  • I made some quite special experiences with Jaegher. It was more like: When your dream bike becomes nightmare

  • My only local hand-builder (that I'm aware of) is Annoura, who I keep meaning to check out. The guy was a S1 catagory keirin racer for like fifteen years. I currently don't have a track bike but I think if I ever get the urge for one, he's getting a call - his bikes look nice and it seems like he would know what makes a track bike work.

    http://samuraicycleworks.com/

  • @Buck Rogers  and @Nate

    @brett

    @Buck Rogers

    The colour is called Gritty Grey... the fork will be that colour with orange inside legs...

    FUCK'IN perfect (colour-that's for you Nate!!!)

    Love the color and name (Gritty Grey).  The orange accents are mahvelous.  Oh, and I'm ok with color and colour as long as someone doesn't append "way" of "ways" to the noun in question!

  • @harminator

    @gaswepass

    fi'zi:k has an arione vs with orange "wings". have only seen it @ online retailer nashbar, but it does happen to exist...

    I have one of those. It was way to fluorescent when it was new but has toned down over time. Now the shade of orange is about right. But now it offends the Principle of Silence. Fucker.

    hmm. i have several arione vs's, havent had sound problems, yet. time for a witch hunt?

  • @razmaspaz

     

    Yeah, it is clear the man spent as much time barking at his tailor as he did his mechanic. High pants is a sight to see, but the second thing that struck me about the picture was the woman child to his left. Is that a little girl, or just am impossibly short woman?

    Is it Axel going through that awkward pre adolescent chubby stage? Or a sister we never have heard of because she has gone into a nunnery due to the fact that women can not race the tour?

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