Maui Pavé photo by Strack

Rule #34-Mountain bike shoes have their place-on a mountain bike.

During our very recent Cogal I gained some on-the-road insight on Rule #34. We were on a part of the route I have never ridden on a bike and had no memory of. The pavement was pavé, Maui-style. Somewhere deep down below the surface of the road was primordial road, patched with only scoopfuls of asphalt over the years until the surface is completely dimpled with mango sized mounds of road. This was good and expected. The Roubaix technique of big charinring (ahemmm, errrr, 50 tooth), powering along, keeping the weight on the pedals and handlebars had us making good progress through some of Maui’s most remote country. And it was raining and there was cow manure to ride over…almost Northern France.

I came around a bend and hit a steep berg. The tilted road kept curving right so it was impossible to know when it ended but it couldn’t end soon enough for me. I was quickly in the worst of straits: out of gears, out of the saddle and fully gassed with no end in sight. There were still two people behind me that had to be looking to get by; they could not possibly be going slower. I was unintentionally weaving over the pavé as my complete focus was on keeping the bike up and not hitting a hole or a bump big enough to stop me dead.

Totally redlined on a climb that has no immediate end in sight, these are the worst and best times for a cyclists. If you let your back wheel slip, you stop and the foot goes down, unacceptable. If you just say basta, pull on your brakes and put down your feet, that is worse. I assume all cyclists feel this way. If you are on the Koppenberg someone better have blocked your way. No one gets off halfway up that and says, nah, I’d rather walk. If I have a heart attack trying to ride up something horrible, that might be better than the alternative.

“He wasn’t the brightest, but he didn’t put his foot down”.

It is the best time for a cyclists simply because given all alternatives, there are none, it’s Rule #5. No need to think, better not to think, just keep it going up.

If I did put my foot down on a shiny, wet, steep berg, what then? I have speedplay cleats and those aren’t getting me anywhere if I’m not on a bike. No cleat covers that day so I would be laying down my sweet steed, sitting on this hill while I take my shoes off? That is not going to happen.

The only way my putting a foot down that would not end in a bad nickname for life would be if I was wearing mtb shoes. No one needs that temptation. Looking past the obvious reasons for Rule #34: the mtb shoe-cleat connection is sloppy, mtb shoes look lame on road riders and we are riders, not walkers is the cruel temptation to put a foot down and push the bike up to the top of a hill. This is something no one needs in their time of need.

 

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  • @snoov

    I propose sometime in late May to June, the best time of the year lately. Starting in the West End of Dundee riding up to Aboyne stop at a cafe for refuelling and back again. It's about 180km with around 1000m climbing over the Cairn 'o' Mount from both sides. I'll have to find a cafe in Aboyne first, then the recovery beverages should be easy.

    Also propose moving this to the Scottish Cogal Article so as not to hijack this thread.

    Thoughts?

    Yup - see you on the Scottish Cogal Article - BTW the Trossachs Ton is the 16th of June but otherwise I'm good.

  • @the Engine
    At the moment I have what you guys may disparagingly call a BIke Shaped Object from Halfords. Actually a good bike for the money, I am still at the stage that eating less chocolate is better bang for bucks than buying something light. Tried getting a 2nd hand bike but no sensible ones about. Once I get in shape I fancy something a bit better and lighter but that is a wee bit away, need something that can handle the farm road when heading off, got a good set of Bontrager tyres on it now and haven't had a problem with punctures since.

  • @the_farmer

    @the Engine
    At the moment I have what you guys may disparagingly call a BIke Shaped Object from Halfords. Actually a good bike for the money, I am still at the stage that eating less chocolate is better bang for bucks than buying something light. Tried getting a 2nd hand bike but no sensible ones about. Once I get in shape I fancy something a bit better and lighter but that is a wee bit away, need something that can handle the farm road when heading off, got a good set of Bontrager tyres on it now and haven't had a problem with punctures since.

    The world's best feeling is riding a Bike Shaped Object or Set of Welded Gas Pipes away from douches on Carbones. You can't lose - get dropped blame the bike; keep up feel superior; get ahead know how the Prophet must have felt.

    So long as you look pro and fantastic which is surprisingly easy to do once you get into it.

  • @the Engine

    Oh I look pro ok, what with my YJA and flashy flashy rear light, I nearly succumbed to an EPMS until I discovered how much fits in the pooches on my cycling sark, pump, tube, levers, phone, fried mars bar, phone, wallet. Bit tight in there for a white pudding supper though! Just need to find a way to stop the Irn Bru fizzing up on the rougher roads.

    As for dropping the douches, that is my aim, I did think a future effort could be made on a 3 speed raleigh chopper.

  • @the_farmer

    @the Engine

    Oh I look pro ok, what with my YJA and flashy flashy rear light, I nearly succumbed to an EPMS until I discovered how much fits in the pooches on my cycling sark, pump, tube, levers, phone, fried mars bar, phone, wallet. Bit tight in there for a white pudding supper though! Just need to find a way to stop the Irn Bru fizzing up on the rougher roads.

    As for dropping the douches, that is my aim, I did think a future effort could be made on a 3 speed raleigh chopper.

    Ah the joys - in winter I hitch my plaid up carefully so it doesn't get caught in the chain and open out the adjustment on my helmet so that I can get my bunnet under it. Obviously in summer I dispense with the plaid.

    It won't happen but may I commend "Cycling Sark" to the Lexicon.

  • @Marko You're talking about Scotland obviously.  I've been to Hawai'i and the weather was rubbish, not to mention that I couldn't wear my 5mm wetsuit when surfing as the water was far too hot.  I was miserable for the whole five weeks.

  • Gents, having read this article and reviewed Rule: 34 I totally agree NO! MTB shoes on a Road Bike although they have their obvious benefits when walking. But what about the Crank Bros Eggbeater pedals they are apparently designed with the MTB in mind, they are a work of art, fairly lightweight, great value, easy to get in and out of and virtually bombproof.

    Would it be bad form to use these on a road bike?

    For sure they are rather too well designed for a Mud Skipper..!

  • Going up one 25%+ hill my Garmin kept auto-pausing for going too slow, but I was still on the bike - but only just. Have since adjusted the settings as it is too demoralising when your legs are burning to have that snippy little Garmin reminding you what a weak prick you are. :)

  • @GrahamL    That's another reason why I don't have a Garmin. If butterflies resting on your spokes is not bad enough, having your Garmin constantly ask if one is still riding or resting when climbing. Nay good.

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