Categories: Defining Moments

Motorcus and the Hour Record

Motorcus on his track. Photo: Panoramic

There is nothing going on right now, oh right, except the Tour of Poland. Can we talk?

I don’t think it’s just Frank and myself who are obsessed with the Hour Record. It is Hard Man cycling distilled into its purest form, the ultimate race of truth. During the first week of Tour de France madness Fabian Cancellara made it official he was going for the Hour Record. He has always had a fearsome check list: win all five monuments and reset the hour record. Regarding the five monuments, he has Liége and Lombardia left. Lombardia seems slightly better suited to him but both might require Cancellara to lose some mass and get his climb on or more likely he will win these on Spartacus power alone. Can he forgo kicking ass at Flanders and Roubaix for Liége? He really wants to do the Hour after his Spring 2014 campaign so maybe it’s the Hour in 2014 and Liége in 2015. Did I mention he has a list and a Swiss schedule to keep?

It’s tempting to say the Hour Record will be easier than winning either of those monuments but if setting a new Hour Record was anything but impossible, a few others would have attempted it in the last thirteen years. Fabian is the only rider of his generation who has the will and power to attempt it. People seriously believed he had a damn engine on his bike! He has a master plan for his career and the confidence to put the Hour Record on there. And forget Ondrej Sosenka’s record, it’s his record like those Tour de Frances are Lance’s. Sosenka cleverly bracketed his hour record with doping violations so let’s all agree he is a fraud. Chris Boardman’s record in Manchester of 49.441 km/hr is the number to think about. Yet Chris Boardman and Cancellara could not be much more different as cyclists. Boardman the Olympic pursuit man, Cancellara the passista. Merckx was always at home on the track. Boardman’s pedigree was already going fast on the track, his road palmarés were mostly prologues and time trials. Cancellara has no real professional experience on the track (except crushing opponents’ dreams on the Roubaix track) and he will need to put some time in both the wind tunnel and on the track to get his power position squared away. 

Lance Armstrong had a chance to bolster his career had he attacked the Hour Record. That would have impressed me beyond winning Tours with a whole team at his disposal. Trek even built a bike for him, maybe it’s still around. Fabian has extended his contract with Trek so we know he will be doing it on a Trek track bike. This is not some aero machine, this has to be close to a straight ahead Merckxian Mexico City bike: no aero frame, no deep-section wheels, just good old fashion track handlebars and spoked wheels.

Cancellara had an earlier schedule for the Hour but the IOC foiled it.

They took the individual pursuit out of the Olympic programme. A wrong decision. I would have tried to get on the podium in London in 2012, and then the Hour Record.

We’ll see. I’ll try, but not this year or the next. And not in Italy.”

Yes, not in Italy (?), this will happen in his home country, planned out properly as only the Swiss can. This will be an exciting hour of middle-of-the-night video streaming for the Velominati. I’m already losing sleep over it. One can be sure the Velominati Super Prestige will be going to three decimal places to find a winner.

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  • @Gianni

    @scaler911

    I think Faboo has the cannons to pull this off. And when he sets his mind to something, really focuses, it gets done. It'll be a thing of beauty to watch no matter what happens.

    If he doesn't, I don't know who else would. Tony Martin or Beaker may have the engines but there must be a high degree of bravado necessary. Cancellara has confidence like few others, a real alpha male. A Schleck?

    Just catching up. Thanks Gianni for making me wet myself laughing at the thought of a Schleck even thinking about the Hour.

  • @VeloVita

    @Gianni

    @VeloVita

    @wiscot

    I wasn't criticizing the photo at all. It just has that "mug shot" quality to it. From what I've seen, and I'm willing to be contradicted here, there are no bad pictures of Faboo.

    Agreed. Though the pave dust that's settled in under his nose does seem combine with his stubble to give a faux Hitler mustache - not a good look. If you haven't checked out Tim's site and the book they're both worth a look.

    Are you saying the faux hitler 'stache is not a good look?!

    Honey, where is my razor?

    If its faux you can probably just remedy it with a wet wipe. As for the look in general I'd put it up there in terms of bad taste along with John Degenkolb's pencil thin John Waters mustache and Peter Sagan's green goatee.

    That's not actually Faboo,  it's Charlie Chaplin after kicking everyone's arses at Paris Roubaix.

  • @Geraint

    @wiscot

    From what I've seen, and I'm willing to be contradicted here, there are no bad pictures of Faboo.

    Without wishing to occur as one of his critics (because I'm not one), here you go:

    Got to disagree. This is a truly honourable picture of him. This is the man who crashed onto a barely healed collarbone in the Olympic road race and whose absolute adherence to Rule #5 saw him ride the TT 2 days later, on Surrey's shitty, jarring roads, then spend 10 minutes on the ground cursing the pain out of himself.  Fucking legend in my opinion.

  • @Mike_P

    @Geraint

    @wiscot

    From what I've seen, and I'm willing to be contradicted here, there are no bad pictures of Faboo.

    Without wishing to occur as one of his critics (because I'm not one), here you go:

    Got to disagree. This is a truly honourable picture of him. This is the man who crashed onto a barely healed collarbone in the Olympic road race and whose absolute adherence to Rule #5 saw him ride the TT 2 days later, on Surrey's shitty, jarring roads, then spend 10 minutes on the ground cursing the pain out of himself. Fucking legend in my opinion.

    Not to mention, Mr Confidence here was pretty sure he was about to win the Olympic gold in the road race. I don't  see Vieno riding away for the win if Fabs had still been there. It's pretty good odds Fabian would have won it.

  • @Gianni Well, Veinos gold medal is probably only with him temporarily until they strip him of it in a few years.

  • @Geraint

     

    Without wishing to occur as one of his critics (because I'm not one), here you go:

    Does this man have critics?  I haven't encountered them.  Jealous companions in the peloton maybe.  But he seems by all accounts a hardman, a true competitor, and a gentlemen.  Though I'm sure he would break you in two if you stood between him and a goal.

    One of the interesting aspects of cycling is that it is much easier to be a fan of a rider than a team.  It is likewise easy to mark a rider with an evil narrative.  There are pros who I simply have no love for, and I'm sure that varies by the individual, but Cancellara seems universally loved, and certainly has the narrative of the just warrior king.

  • @razmaspaz I don't know, he does have a tendency to get a little whiney sometimes, either when conditions are supposedly dangerous to his little Schleckies in GT's or when someone holds on during his obligatory attack 5k's from the finish of a one day race & comes over him in the sprint.

    Outside of that though, he's one of the more admirable members of the peleton.

  • @Mikael Liddy

    @razmaspaz I don't know, he does have a tendency to get a little whiney sometimes, either when conditions are supposedly dangerous to his little Schleckies in GT's or when someone holds on during his obligatory attack 5k's from the finish of a one day race & comes over him in the sprint.

    Outside of that though, he's one of the more admirable members of the peleton.

    Yeah,

     I did consider his refusal to pull that one year when writing that, but I somehow find myself on his side on that one.  As for the whining and neutralizing the race when everyone crashed, I guess I saw it as a pretty class move, but I don't remember if it helped or hurt Andy.  The answer migh push the argument one way or the other.  The narrative certainly spun in his favor at the time, but it might have been based on goodwill rather than fact.  

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