Defining Moments: Hood Position

If I spent half a summer riding with one hand on the tops and one on the hoods, I spent the other half riding with each hand deliberately gripping the hoods differently. As any young Cyclist growing up in the United States in the late 80s, I had a major thing for Greg LeMond.

I imagined Greg to be the perfect Cyclist, as youth often does of their heroes. I modelled my position on his; when Scott Drop-Ins became available, I hastened to save up for a set and mounted them on my bike. In the interim, I mounted some mountain bike bar-ends on the drops of my regular Cinelli bars. (If I could ask Greg one question, it would be whether he ever actually used his Drop-Ins in any race situation. I’ve never seen a picture of him riding in them, and after having owned a set, I can tell you those babies were the flexiest bars I’ve ever had on a bike.)

But I digress. Back to me and my BFF, Greg LeMond. However much I idolized him, one personality trait I knew we didn’t share was an obsessive/compulsive need to have things be symmetrical. I am all about symmetry; my hoods have to be mounted at exactly the same height, the cables have to emerge from the bar tape at exactly opposite the other side, the gap between the tape and the stem has to be exactly the same on both sides of the bars. LeMond did not share this compulsion, a fact most readily demonstrated by how he gripped his hoods with each hand usually sharing a different number of fingers in front and behind the brake levers.

I could understand that people might differ on precisely how many fingers should be in front of the levers and how many behind, but the idea that one could grip their bars with an uneven distribution across hands completely blew my adolescent mind. If I was going to win the Tour some day, this was obviously a skill I needed to have.

So I set about practicing holding the hoods the way he did; one hand with no fingers in front of the brake lever, the other with all but the littlest hand-piggie in front of the brakes or two fingers in front, two in back on one hand, one finger in front on the other – the quantities were irrelevant so long as they were not the same on both sides.

But I couldn’t do it. It drove me crazy – it twisted my guts up inside. And that was when I realized I would never become a Pro Cyclist, if I lacked such a basic skill.

But every cloud has a silver lining, and with my failure came an interest in the various ways one could grip the bars. The first obvious point to make is that the classic “three-position bar” actually offers about a trillion positions, although I admit I lack both the skill and the fortitude to count them all, and am therefore unable to confirm that figure.

I find the hoods offer the most interesting position variations; depending on how you grip them, you can stretch your back or shoulders, settle in for a relaxing spin, or go low and aero for some Passista hammering. Most importantly, if you add a scowl or a grimace and a little bend to the elbow, you can instantly look the Flandrian Hardman.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • When I started wrapping my bars and re-cabling myself I started to get a bit OCD about the symmetry but no matter how careful I was with the set up, resting the levers on a flat surface to ensure they were in the same place on the bar, etc, I was still suffering pain a numbness on the rollers.  An unrelated trip to the physio was a moment of revelation - one leg was a good deal longer than the other and if that was the case then it quite possible that the rest of me was asymmetrical. I suspect that, subconsciously, that has allowed me to relax more and it's much less of a problem.

    @Simon That's utter lunacy, he'd have no more control than if he took the bar and stem off and held on to the steerer tube.

    Couple of great shots of Nibbles. Looks more like he's tapping out a quick text to the missus.

  • I've managed to work my way down to one 5mm spacer below the stem, but if I pushed my hoods as far forward as Merckx's, or even Frank's, I would look like Marty Feldman after a few weeks. How high constitutes a Rules violation?

    @Spun Up I'm going to go out on a limb here and state that any hood position copied from a picture of The Prophet cannot, by definition, be in violation of The Rules.

  • Favorite position hammering on the flats= wrists on the tops just outboard of the stem... makes me flat, aero, and relaxed all while being Casually Deliberate and Rule #80 Compliant.  Spartacus has this pose down to a science.

  • @Simon

    Not quite sure how you define this...other than that the owner's a dangerous loonie who should never be crossed...

    Yates dangerous. Sure. He appears to be in complete control of his danger.

  • @Chris ... oh, the SuperSix Hi-Mod EVO.  Now THAT is a bike!  Quite possibly the best all-around bike in the peloton this season.

  • @Anjin-san

    @Chris ... oh, the SuperSix Hi-Mod EVO. Now THAT is a bike! Quite possibly the best all-around bike in the peloton this season.

    I've not been a huge fan of Giant (no good reason, just never like the 'looks' of them). This changed my mind:

  • @scaler911 I have a Giant TCR Advanced and I love it but the propel is a thing of beauty.  However, no matter the bike, the hardest thing I suffer from every ride is trying to decide which had position is best at the time.  Hands on the hoods? on the tops? in the drops? Forearms on the top? impossible

  • @scaler911

    @Anjin-san

    @Chris ... oh, the SuperSix Hi-Mod EVO. Now THAT is a bike! Quite possibly the best all-around bike in the peloton this season.

    I've not been a huge fan of Giant (no good reason, just never like the 'looks' of them). This changed my mind:

    All I see is one ugly crank.

    And I'm a huge fan of Shimano. Other than that crank.

  • @G'rilla Agreed, that four arm set up looks wrong. I've always been a fan of the Cannondale Hollowgram cranks. I'm biased though. (The ability to swap spiders is great for old gits like me whose knees explode at the merest hint of an incline)

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