The proclamation is heard in the office, on social media, at the bar with friends; “It’s leg day.” When someone utters “it’s leg day” the accompanying tone of resentment and even dread is usually followed by an audible “ugh”. This exasperation belies one fact, the person making the utterance is not a cyclist. It’s likely they are a part of the Crossfit cult or on a fitness regimen to tone up and look good in a swimsuit. My immediate thought is, no shit it’s leg day, isn’t every day leg day?
As Cyclists, we cultivate our legs ritualistically. They provide the power that propels us deep into the pain cave, to freedom and to exaltation. Sure, we can talk about building the engine that is our heart and lungs. We do intervals, hill repeats, and sprints to increase aerobic capacity but the act of pushing on our pedals is what makes us move. It is our guns and our guns only that provide the visual evidence of our deposits into the V-Bank. The following is a simple list of acts the Velominati partake in that demonstrate that Every Day is Leg Day:
The Pros go to great lengths in not using their legs to power anything but their bicycles. Coppi used to have his soigneur carry him up flights of stairs to the hotel room. Hincapie would make sure his phone, remote, and other personal needs were at arms’ length on Recovery Days so he wouldn’t have to get off the couch. I wonder if he looked for apartments in Gerona with the toilet in the living room.
Of course most of us are endomorphs who look to be prepubescent boys with bald legs, baby smooth faces, and farmer’s tans. But our legs, our legs are bronzed and chiseled works of effort that would inspire Michelangelo and be worthy of any swimsuit edition (as long as it focuses on the waist down). So regardless of our buggy-whip arms and pencil-necks, let’s celebrate. The next time you hear someone bemoan their own personal leg day hell, remember that for you as well it is leg day. Take pride in the fact that you are a Velominatus and that for you, Every Day is Leg Day. Because on that day, regardless of the day of the week or where on your training calendar it lands, you have done something to honor your pins.
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@Ron
The Hunger and Every Day is Leg Day are two sides of the same coin, no?
@ all the Rule 33 curious
The missus, and/or the teenage daughter, is going to bust your chops about something. So:
(1) make it worthwhile. What could be more worthwhile than complying with The Rules?
(2) For the more Machiavellian among you, maybe she'll be so busy busting you about shaving your legs, you'll be able to slip something else by -- for the sake of fantasy, let's call it a new bike -- and she won't even notice.
@dancing up the hills
See it only takes one day of sunshine in the UK for girls to start wearing mini skirts and the Velominati to start on the tan lines. I guess that is why we have the highest proportion of soft top cars per head of population in Europe!
Which day was that again...you know where the sun came out the rain and wind stopped and you were able to slip in to shorts? I must have missed that one!
Welcome to the site.
@marko
Actually it started with waxing but all the bloody shavers hijacked my question! Despite that it was a great article...
@Ron
That sounds awfully close to a violation of Rule #10 and/or Rule #25..
Don't we all spend too much on our bikes? And if you don't have a bit of dread then you aren't climbing enough or hard enough.
I would like to take a moment to unhijack this thread, which has degenerated into utter nonsense. We sound like a bunch of pre-pubescent girls. Just shave the fucking things and get on with it.
@antihero
Agreed. There should be a "fight club" adjunct to Rule #33.
i.e. Don't talk about shaving your guns.
@Kyle
I've got a "soft commitment." I think @wiscot is planning on attending as well.
@KW
@KW
I am also "genetically pre-disposed to Rule 33 compliance." My wife didn't notice I had shaved for a full two weeks.
@frank
Quite the case where I live as well. The land of fried everything.....
A silently cheer the grossly overweight "runners" I occasionally see while out for a ride. In a way, I supposed they're suffering quite a bit in the brief moment I pass them by, but cheers to them for getting out doing something about it!