At work or at rest, it’s leg day. Photo: Tom Boonen

The proclamation is heard in the office, on social media, at the bar with friends; “It’s leg day.” When someone utters “it’s leg day” the accompanying tone of resentment and even dread is usually followed by an audible “ugh”. This exasperation belies one fact, the person making the utterance is not a cyclist. It’s likely they are a part of the Crossfit cult or on a fitness regimen to tone up and look good in a swimsuit. My immediate thought is, no shit it’s leg day, isn’t every day leg day?

As Cyclists, we cultivate our legs ritualistically. They provide the power that propels us deep into the pain cave, to freedom and to exaltation. Sure, we can talk about building the engine that is our heart and lungs. We do intervals, hill repeats, and sprints to increase aerobic capacity but the act of pushing on our pedals is what makes us move. It is our guns and our guns only that provide the visual evidence of our deposits into the V-Bank. The following is a simple list of acts the Velominati partake in that demonstrate that Every Day is Leg Day:

  • Shaving ( Rule #33 )
  • Crisp and clean tan line cultivation ( Rule #7 )
  • Not taking the stairs when the elevator goes to the 2nd floor
  • Recovery Days
  • Getting a Happy DeVlaeminck
  • Not lifting weights, grocery bags, or small children if it can be avoided
  • Gun-oriented narcissism
  • Riding bikes at the exclusion of any other form of exercise except sex (in which case you’ve gone Post-race Kelly and it’s a recovery day and therefore, Leg Day)

The Pros go to great lengths in not using their legs to power anything but their bicycles. Coppi used to have his soigneur carry him up flights of stairs to the hotel room. Hincapie would make sure his phone, remote, and other personal needs were at arms’ length on Recovery Days so he wouldn’t have to get off the couch. I wonder if he looked for apartments in Gerona with the toilet in the living room.

Of course most of us are endomorphs who look to be prepubescent boys with bald legs, baby smooth faces, and farmer’s tans. But our legs, our legs are bronzed and chiseled works of effort that would inspire Michelangelo and be worthy of any swimsuit edition (as long as it focuses on the waist down). So regardless of our buggy-whip arms and pencil-necks, let’s celebrate. The next time you hear someone bemoan their own personal leg day hell, remember that for you as well it is leg day. Take pride in the fact that you are a Velominatus and that for you, Every Day is Leg Day. Because on that day, regardless of the day of the week or where on your training calendar it lands, you have done something to honor your pins.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • My problem is that on days I take off to work on other things, I spend time dwelling on that negative space. Just like chasing a break you don't need to, this is wasted energy.

    When you have to take some days off the bike, how do you just let it go? Focus on the next ride? Realize your passion for cycling ain't goin' nowhere?

    Or, is this about the Hunger. Just put that fire into the task at hand, whether it is training in the saddle or churning out a project?

  • This--the site, the articles, and many of the comments--is about metacognition. In my opinion.

    Yes, "it's all about the bike." That is said in the same way a meditation practitioner is told that it's all about the breath. It is. And it isn't.

  • @VeloSix

    @Deakus

    @KW

    I have a question for my fellow Velominati. I know this has been covered in other places, but fuck if I'm gonna take the time to search. That sounds a lot like work, or akin to reading an article.

    I have yet to convert to the shaved guns (yeah, yeah, 50 lashes with a spare tube), but have been seriously contemplating it for this season. I'd like to hear opinions (fairly serious ones, too) on how to go about broaching the subject with Mrs. KW. Mostly, she thinks I'm a bit off the reservation when it comes to the bike, and I know exactly what she'll say if I bring it up.

    Any helpful hints?

    There is no way to deal with this delicately. She will either laugh or cry, in either case her response has already been pre-ordained. You will get as much flack for suggesting it as you will for doing it. You will already know if this is likely to be the last straw....but if it is not likely then go ahead do it and wait for her to find out in the bedroom....who knows, you may be in for a good night! (necessary to insert the correct emoticon here but fear flogging with a mini pump so will tow the line.)

    Hell, my VMH giggled the first day... now just asks, "did you leave me any hot water?"

    My laughed the first day as I just did it ! No questions asked.    Now we share the same beautician !

    Its what we do, part of the sport and the ritual.

    She either supports you or she doesnt.

  • @Ron

    @frank

    @Ron

    Crossfit. I went off my meds a few weeks back & I'll try to remain calm. But, paying good money to go throw a tire around downtown city blocks? Good lord, exercise scams never cease.

    I totally see your point, but given the obesity situation around here, I'm just happy to see people working out. There is one around the corner from where I live and some people just have to sign up for something in order to find the motivation to get a workout.

    Not my cup of tea, but if it gets some people active, then I don't have an issue with it.

    Very excellent point. There are just plenty of things I enjoy doing that involve exercise, so it's hard for me to understand doing something you dread and paying for it. But yes, as long as it gets them moving.

    I'm sure someone has come up with one and I'm not a tech fella and I don't even own a very smart phone...but there must be something like Strava to get people exercising & competing with mates/co-workers/family members, right? (off the bike stuff - walking, jogging, movement)

    Strava can record running, skiiing, walking, hiking & whatever else the weird ones who don't ride do.

  • @Rom Wouldn't it have been better to go as Rocky and just source some gold bibs and golden slippers?

  • @Darren H

    Just been given the go ahead from the better half to shave my legs (I showed her this thread) and I'm racing for the first time at the end of the month. I may however have to race cyclocross during the winter to be allowed to keep shaving all year around (a small yet incredibly painful price to pay?!).

    Well, awesome if you're going to carry over into 'cross if just for the sake of being Rule #33 compliant. But I'll say this, once you start, you'll keep them smooth regardless of the time of year for a couple reasons. One: it's rad. Two: there's a point, somewhere around day 4-5 (depending, and relative to how fast your facial hair grows) where you have to shave. You must shave. Because that shit growing back itches like a million skeeter bites.

    Many moons ago, I got smacked on a ride by a inattentive motorist, and it resulted in me having a lacerated Achilles tendon. I got some sutures and a walking cast. 1 week into it, my orthopedist caught me in a ER room (where I was working) with a cast saw, hacking off the cast. I couldn't take the itching anymore. Had to get the afflicted gun smooth again.

  • @Mikael Liddy

    @Ron

    @frank

    @Ron

    Crossfit. I went off my meds a few weeks back & I'll try to remain calm. But, paying good money to go throw a tire around downtown city blocks? Good lord, exercise scams never cease.

    I totally see your point, but given the obesity situation around here, I'm just happy to see people working out. There is one around the corner from where I live and some people just have to sign up for something in order to find the motivation to get a workout.

    Not my cup of tea, but if it gets some people active, then I don't have an issue with it.

    Very excellent point. There are just plenty of things I enjoy doing that involve exercise, so it's hard for me to understand doing something you dread and paying for it. But yes, as long as it gets them moving.

    I'm sure someone has come up with one and I'm not a tech fella and I don't even own a very smart phone...but there must be something like Strava to get people exercising & competing with mates/co-workers/family members, right? (off the bike stuff - walking, jogging, movement)

    Strava can record running, skiiing, walking, hiking & whatever else the weird ones who don't ride do.

    Walking is not exercise, it's just how this bi-pedal animal gets from place to place.

  • @Lukas

    @Rom Wouldn't it have been better to go as Rocky and just source some gold bibs and golden slippers?

    Well there is an ongoing joke within our cycling group that I was going to get some gold Lycra shorts like Kylie Minogue after the report that the British track cycling team were using hot pants to keep their muscles warm between races

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