Sur La Plaque: Rule #33

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• @PeakInTwoYears

  Are you upholding the "I do it for crashing" line?

  I do it because it looks fantastic. The "real" reason is for massage, which I bet none of us get.

  i wrote an article on this for Cyclist - I prefer to blend into the rest of my bodyscaping, but its your call. I'm also not very hairy.

  Just for fucks sake do your feet and toes too.

• and dont any of you bastards start posting pictures of manscaping into a V sign

• A Norelco Bodygroom Pro and some Baxter razor bump gel is my secret sauce.

• Classic Rule #33 compliance!

• @sthilzy

• @frank

  @PeakInTwoYears

  Are you upholding the "I do it for crashing" line?

  I do it because it looks fantastic.

  Not really, no. I also am motivated in this by aesthetics.  Hence, my initial remark above:

  Just did the guns this morning in preparation for a self-supported century this beautiful weekend in the PNW. I may be an old fat little fucker, but by god I'll look as fantastic as I can.

  The later remark is just a holdover from my youth, when I was insecure enough to want a justification for the practice in general and, specifically, a rationale (any rationale) for where to stop cutting; now it's just force of habit to think in those terms.  But, of course, habits can be silly.

• @frank

  @PeakInTwoYears

  Are you upholding the "I do it for crashing" line?

  I do it because it looks fantastic. The "real" reason is for massage, which I bet none of us get.

  i wrote an article on this for Cyclist - I prefer to blend into the rest of my bodyscaping, but its your call. I'm also not very hairy.

  Just for fucks sake do your feet and toes too.

  I living in Asia, I am blessed by being able to get a regular cheap massage ( just avoid anything titled volcano massage....). I find in does make the massage a bit smoother but the difference is limited. I think it just looks good on a bike........

  The big downside however is that coz its alway hot here, I always wear shorts  and have to put up the constant questions about my sexuality........

• My enduring complaint about Rule 33 is that the BFGs are so damn big that by the time I've finished shaving the second one, the first one isn't compliant anymore.

• SO FUCKING DOPE!

  I am still all fired up from the Casually Deliberate photo on BigRingRiding from a few weeks back. They're better be workin' it smooth, or else...

  Don't let the side down, Followers. DON'T!

  Thanks for the 2nd installment BRR.

• @Steampunk

  My enduring complaint about Rule #33 is that the BFGs are so damn big that by the time I've finished shaving the second one, the first one isn't compliant anymore.

  I envy you your T-levels. However you came by them...