I rode with a rider I know from work a few weeks ago. The first time we sat in a meeting together, we immediately pegged one another as a Cyclist the way Cyclists always peg one another; nothing specific or obvious but everything nonspecific and nonobvious. It’s what we do, you can’t learn it and it can’t be explained. Then he mentioned he had driven to Seattle from SoCal with his dog and his bike and I was sure. This wasn’t a Harley he was talking about, this was a road bike.

As leaders of our respective teams, we immediately directed the agenda to measuring up one another’s bikes.

Me: “What bike do you ride?”

Him: “I brought my rain bike when I moved here. It’s a Pinarello Prince. My good bike is a Dogma. What do you ride?”

Me: “A Veloforma Strada iR. My rain bike is a Cervelo R3.”

Him: “What groupsets?”

It went on a bit before he turned to the everyone else and explained the situation in layman’s terms. “The conversation we’re having here is that we both have a Ferrari except the Ferrari got a little old and we bought a newer Ferrari. Except we didn’t get rid of the old Ferrari because you just don’t do that. Too many memories. So then you wind up with a Ferrari you ride in bad weather and one that you ride in good.”

When our schedules finally meshed to the point that we got together for a ride, he invited two of his colleagues along with him; one a long-time training partner and one a younger guy he’d never ridden with who showed up on a heavy no-name steel bike with a 90’s-era Shimano 105 8 speed groupsan. And platform pedals. And a t-shirt. And sneakers.

“Are you running or riding?”

We all had a chuckle and set off on a jaunty 80km spin, not too hard but not too easy. Sneakers held on the whole way. He got gapped a little on the bigger climbs but laid down the power to catch up again and sat in the group like a Pro; drafting close, taking the corners well, and rotating through into the wind. And always with a smile on his face.

As the ride wound down, the friend I’d sized up in the meeting sat up and pointed at me and said, “You rode like I expected you to ride.” Then he pointed at Sneakers and said, “And you rode so much harder than I ever expected. If you had a better bike, you’d be dropping us all. You’re an amazing athlete.” Everyone agreed.

I’ve been in touch with Sneakers, a new Pedalwan. He picked up some clipless pedals first, then a bit later he scored a new bike off CraigsList. He’s caught the bug, and catching the bug is what its all about.

Never judge a book by it’s cover. Behind every platform pedal riding, sneaker and t-shirt wearing bicyclist lurks a potential Velominatus.

Vive la Vie Velominatus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Oli

    @will

    @wilburrox

    please don’t use the word creepy.  it’s a word used by the worst kind of women.  a man shouldn’t find things ‘creepy.’

    “The worst kind of women”…? I find the inference in that statement very creepy.

    Yes, it was an uncomfortable statement, wasn't it.

  • @gilly

    Rule #8 amended to “match the moustache to the handlebars”

    Nicely done. Plus One Badge to you.

    @Oli

    @will

    @wilburrox

    please don’t use the word creepy.  it’s a word used by the worst kind of women.  a man shouldn’t find things ‘creepy.’

    “The worst kind of women”…? I find the inference in that statement very creepy.

    Exactly what I was thinking! You little shit.

  • @gilly

    Pretty cool huh?

    Rule #8 amended to “match the moustache to the handlebars”

    That's an amendment I could get behind. It should at least be an option.

  • @ped

    If Cipollini had been here…………

    Photo

    Isn't this "style" of photography more commonly referred to as "upskirting"?

  • @frank

    @gilly

    Rule #8 amended to “match the moustache to the handlebars”

    Nicely done. Plus One Badge to you.

    @Oli

    @will

    @wilburrox

    please don’t use the word creepy.  it’s a word used by the worst kind of women.  a man shouldn’t find things ‘creepy.’

    “The worst kind of women”…? I find the inference in that statement very creepy.

    Exactly what I was thinking! You little shit.

    That's KATG, cheers Frank!

  • @ped

    @frank

    Have you upset someone at Cyclist? This opposite your column this month –

    That might be retribution for missing my deadline!!

  • https://vimeo.com/99164004

    Just found this video from Tim Krabbé, writer of "The Runner" or De Renner. Watch video until around 5'20" when he says that he got back on his bike at the age of 60 because of his own book and started his 2nd cycling career.  His book got many more people to get on a bike... and he had impressive guns too.

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