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Universal Message: Metal Horns = Awesome!

T-Bone gives the Metal Horns Salute; Photo: Roberto Bettini

It’s funny how malleable our definition of “local” becomes when emotion gets involved.  Seattle is a fiercely independent town where “local” is meant to imply your immediate neighborhood and we struggle to consider people who inhabit a community less than a kilometer away to be little less than an étranger. On the other hand, I have yet to meet a cyclist in town who does not consider T-Bone Farrar a hometown boy, despite the fact that he hails from Wanatchee, which is quite a distance (and an entire mountain range) away from Seattle.

But such are the wonts of fans; we’re not required to be rational, and what a beautiful thing that is. In any event, I was delighted to see hometown boy T-Bone make an amazing jump at the line today.  As the bunch approached the finish, he seemed hopelessly poorly positioned and likely to get closed out in the final dash.  Cavendouche was in his usual spot, tucked in behind Matt Goss, and I almost walked away, taking another Cav’ win as a forgone conclusion.  But, in a masterful jump that showed a combination of skill and power in maneuvering up from a relatively poor position, he accelerated past the front of the fastest leadout in the world to take his second stage of the race and demonstrate what an exciting bunch sprint can do for a race.

And, given his roots in the Hard Rock capital of Seattle, what would be more fitting than the Metal Horns Salute? The answer is, of course, “none”. It certainly is quite a bit easier to understand than the J-Rod Cyclops.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Flying Crowbar

    That picture kills me. It's not the hat, because it didn't bother me then... It's the pain. After reading "We Were Young..." it just magnifies what is going on in that captured moment. It goes beyond disappointment; a man's world just fell apart.

  • @Calmante

    @Flying Crowbar

    That picture kills me. It's not the hat, because it didn't bother me then... It's the pain. After reading "We Were Young..." it just magnifies what is going on in that captured moment. It goes beyond disappointment; a man's world just fell apart.

    What were your thoughts on Fignon after reading We Were Young and Carefree?

  • @Anjin-san

    @Calmante

    @Flying Crowbar

    That picture kills me. It's not the hat, because it didn't bother me then... It's the pain. After reading "We Were Young..." it just magnifies what is going on in that captured moment. It goes beyond disappointment; a man's world just fell apart.

    What were your thoughts on Fignon after reading We Were Young and Carefree?

    I saw your post the other day regarding him. I can see why someone might feel the way you do after reading the book. It didn't change my opinion of him, but it did give me a better understanding of the man. Ultimately, I was a huge Fignon fan as a kid, and the book didn't change that at all for me.

  • Looks like Daniel Oss has taken up the metal horns mantle from Corn Fed while celebrating leading Thor out for the stage win in Austria overnight.


    Also of note is just how good the God of Thunder looks in that national champion's jersey.

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