2012 Anti-V Moment of the Year: Bullies are really just pussies


As referenced in the 2012 V-Moment of the year article and ensuing discussion, it was a most Vawesome year for cycling. It’s been hypothesized here and on cycling sites with more integrity that the fantastic racing of 2012 may be, at least in part, attributed to a cleaner peloton. Unless you watched the Tour de France you’d think the days of foregone conclusions and three week coronations are quickly becoming a thing of the past. It is in this vein we bring to you the Anti-V Moment of 2012: Lance Armstrong’s ceasing to fight the charges against him.

Now usually, we try our best not to delve into the seedy side of cycling. There is just way too much cool about our sport to focus our collective energy and attention on asshats. Besides, we’ve got bikes to ride. But the COTHO’s public announcement that he would no longer fight, er, defend himself against allegations of systematic doping, money laundering, blackmail, intimidation, and international douchebaggery has to be the biggest Anti-V moment of the year, if not in the history of pro cycling.

The COTHO could have feasibly taken one of three tacks as the winds of pressure, evidence, and public opinion continued to blow against his house of cards. Tack one would have been to continue lying, bribing, and digging an ever deepening hole as he steadfastly proclaimed his innocence. This obviously hadn’t been working for the past 10-odd years but at least it allowed him to maintain his base of supporters. Even as it became more difficult for him to maintain the façade he still had a sizable group of survivors, apologists, journalists, and mis-guided cycling fans who believed.

Tack two would have been to come clean (pardon the pun) and admit to the whole sordid mess he created but he didn’t have the ball to do this either. Who knows what his reasons are for not being honest? Best guesses are he’s rationalizing a set of excuses ranging from mitigating his financial liability, evading criminal implications, and blaming the corruptness of the sport. Maybe he’s trying to save face in some twisted way. But for as cliché as Tyler Hamilton even admitted in his tell-all; the truth will set you free. The COTHO could have stood in front of those microphones and cameras and said “Hey, you know what, I doped. I made some poor choices and lied to everybody and for that I’m deeply sorry.” Had he done so his detractors would probably still be his detractors and he would have given his supporters a legitimate reason to continue supporting him but at least everybody could say he fessed up and there is some integrity in doing that.

Alas, he took the Anti-V tack. He stopped defending himself, er, lying without admitting to anything and seems to be hoping to just fade into the background. In essence, he’s taking his toys and going home. What’s striking about this is that it is contrary to what we’ve come to understand about the guy. If anything, we’ve come to know him as a fighter, both in life and on the road. But this latest, and hopefully last maneuver was just plain weak. (Notice I’ve added the categories of “Evanescent Riders” and “In Memoriam” to this article in addition to “Awards”. The first two are much more fitting.)

Perhaps it belies the true nature of the man. A nature that involves intimidation, serial emotional and physical aggression and even violence. A nature that includes socially isolating his victims, arguing them into submission, and propagating rumors, gossip, and lies about them to sway public opinion in his favor. A nature that involves amplifying the mistakes of others in order to strengthen his own self-image. A nature whereby there are many innocent bystanders who are too fearful of repercussions to come forward themselves. The nature of a man who may be trying to compensate for his own insecurities and feed his own narcissism and megalomania. The nature of a simple bully who ultimately shows himself to be a big pussy.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • Found this on a news site this AM. Which one of you posted it?

    Li(v)eStrong. The "V" is silent.

    Didn't watch it last night, but I DVRd it so I can zip past the BS.  I'm guessing it will only take me about 10 minutes.  I'll readily admit to having been a Lance fan in the past.  I don't think he can fall any further in my opinion of him.  When I was diagnosed with cancer I contacted Livestrong and got some support from them.  I still keep my medical records in a Livestrong notebook(it has nice pockets to hold shit).  I feel sorry for the organization, for all of those people who need a lift that they provided.  Especially the kids that looked at him with hope that they could win their battle.  Hopefully they can shed the taint of Lance and still do some good work, maybe stop paying so much in lawyer fees and even fund some research again.

  • As far as I'm concerned he is still an inspiration to millions, or I mean an example to millions - never act like COTHO.

    He is now inspiring millions of retches and gags.

    and congratulations are in order on LA moving up from being the biggest lying jerk in the cycling world to being the biggest lying jerk in the entire world.

    What a scuzzy slimy interview. I think that I've seen enough, not gonna watch part two or anything with him in it ever again.

    Hopefully we can put this behind us and get on with the important stuff, like making fun of @brett 's single-speed.

  • @Tobin

    Breaking news in Canada tonight...

    When I saw this I thought it was simply an advertisment for COTHO's new line of work.

  • @San Tonio

    As far as I'm concerned he is still an inspiration to millions, or I mean an example to millions - never act like COTHO.

    He is now inspiring millions of retches and gags.

    and congratulations are in order on LA moving up from being the biggest lying jerk in the cycling world to being the biggest lying jerk in the entire world.

    What a scuzzy slimy interview. I think that I've seen enough, not gonna watch part two or anything with him in it ever again.

    Hopefully we can put this behind us and get on with the important stuff, like making fun of @brett 's single-speed.

    As I have said, I think he should now be "HeWhoShouldNotBeNamed"...or we could just call him by his real name..VOLDEMORT!....c'mon...get it in the Lexixon...you know you want to!

  • @VeloVita

    @Tobin

    Breaking news in Canada tonight...

    When I saw this I thought it was simply an advertisment for COTHO's new line of work.

    Chapeau!  That one made me laugh out loud!

  • Stewie, the voice of reason.  Man my respect keeps growing and growing for that man.  "

    Reaction was strong among riders here on the ground. Stuart O'Grady (Orica-GreenEdge), another veteran who raced during the Armstrong era, said the confession was long overdue.

    "Lance deceived everyone in the planet, us included. We all suffered up the mountains and wanted to believe that he was working harder than everyone else," O'Grady said. "How do I feel? Deceived, annoyed, frustrated."

    When asked him if we would have a beer with him (a pressing question in Australia): "No way." Forgive him? "Probably not."

    "I think he said it, he was an arrogant prick," O'Grady said. "The problem with people like Lance is that they say everyone else is doing it, when in fact, not everyone is doing it ... I am very glad that he has finally come out and confessed. As much as it's been shocking to the cycling world, hopefully something good can come out of this."

  • @scaler911

    @frank

    @xyxax

    @Sauterelle

    No worries. Pancreatic cancer is not funny. Cured testicular cancer is.

    I learned it at school.

    @Sauterelle, you're the first non-Australian to say something so inappropriate that they asked to have their post removed. And you're a woman. The site is officially international/cross-gender. I think that means we have "made it". When do the checks start rolling in?

    Oh, and you're fine. Dr.Ferrari - the good guy - suggested his cancer was caused by his doping. Cancer is a massive asshole and no one should get it and it is no laughing matter. But when you cause a cancer on yourself and survive, it falls into to "fair game" category.

    Nipple lube. Can she have a +V badge, like forever?

    That would be a V-adge, no?

  • @Sauterelle

    @Marko

    It had integrity until the 'yes' and 'no' questions ended. Then he was allowed to talk and the bullshit got deep in a hurry. The fucker is such a megalomaniac even Dr. Phil could diagnose his ass.

    Yeah, I was surprised at first. Now he's doing what I expected. Douche.

    Glad I wasn't the only one with this reaction! I was going to skip it but the VMH wanted to watch it. During the yes/no part I thought and said, "Hmm, I'm liking everything he's saying. I'm surprised he's admitting this."

    And then he actually spoke. And then allowed to muddy the waters and make things grey. And while I figured he was going to do this and it didn't piss me off too much, what did anger me was that it was making things cloudy enough that all his apologists can say, "See, he was just competing on a level playing field, he wasn't acting alone, and it was his drive to win."

    I loved the "Are we talking semantics?" Yeah, get used to it because after the yes/no...that's all it was gonna be!

  • @Marko

    @scaler911

    @frank

    @xyxax

    @Sauterelle

    No worries. Pancreatic cancer is not funny. Cured testicular cancer is.

    I learned it at school.

    @Sauterelle, you're the first non-Australian to say something so inappropriate that they asked to have their post removed. And you're a woman. The site is officially international/cross-gender. I think that means we have "made it". When do the checks start rolling in?

    Oh, and you're fine. Dr.Ferrari - the good guy - suggested his cancer was caused by his doping. Cancer is a massive asshole and no one should get it and it is no laughing matter. But when you cause a cancer on yourself and survive, it falls into to "fair game" category.

    Nipple lube. Can she have a +V badge, like forever?

    That would be a V-adge, no?

    Easy there, Mate, this could get messy.

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