2012 Anti-V Moment of the Year: Bullies are really just pussies


As referenced in the 2012 V-Moment of the year article and ensuing discussion, it was a most Vawesome year for cycling. It’s been hypothesized here and on cycling sites with more integrity that the fantastic racing of 2012 may be, at least in part, attributed to a cleaner peloton. Unless you watched the Tour de France you’d think the days of foregone conclusions and three week coronations are quickly becoming a thing of the past. It is in this vein we bring to you the Anti-V Moment of 2012: Lance Armstrong’s ceasing to fight the charges against him.

Now usually, we try our best not to delve into the seedy side of cycling. There is just way too much cool about our sport to focus our collective energy and attention on asshats. Besides, we’ve got bikes to ride. But the COTHO’s public announcement that he would no longer fight, er, defend himself against allegations of systematic doping, money laundering, blackmail, intimidation, and international douchebaggery has to be the biggest Anti-V moment of the year, if not in the history of pro cycling.

The COTHO could have feasibly taken one of three tacks as the winds of pressure, evidence, and public opinion continued to blow against his house of cards. Tack one would have been to continue lying, bribing, and digging an ever deepening hole as he steadfastly proclaimed his innocence. This obviously hadn’t been working for the past 10-odd years but at least it allowed him to maintain his base of supporters. Even as it became more difficult for him to maintain the façade he still had a sizable group of survivors, apologists, journalists, and mis-guided cycling fans who believed.

Tack two would have been to come clean (pardon the pun) and admit to the whole sordid mess he created but he didn’t have the ball to do this either. Who knows what his reasons are for not being honest? Best guesses are he’s rationalizing a set of excuses ranging from mitigating his financial liability, evading criminal implications, and blaming the corruptness of the sport. Maybe he’s trying to save face in some twisted way. But for as cliché as Tyler Hamilton even admitted in his tell-all; the truth will set you free. The COTHO could have stood in front of those microphones and cameras and said “Hey, you know what, I doped. I made some poor choices and lied to everybody and for that I’m deeply sorry.” Had he done so his detractors would probably still be his detractors and he would have given his supporters a legitimate reason to continue supporting him but at least everybody could say he fessed up and there is some integrity in doing that.

Alas, he took the Anti-V tack. He stopped defending himself, er, lying without admitting to anything and seems to be hoping to just fade into the background. In essence, he’s taking his toys and going home. What’s striking about this is that it is contrary to what we’ve come to understand about the guy. If anything, we’ve come to know him as a fighter, both in life and on the road. But this latest, and hopefully last maneuver was just plain weak. (Notice I’ve added the categories of “Evanescent Riders” and “In Memoriam” to this article in addition to “Awards”. The first two are much more fitting.)

Perhaps it belies the true nature of the man. A nature that involves intimidation, serial emotional and physical aggression and even violence. A nature that includes socially isolating his victims, arguing them into submission, and propagating rumors, gossip, and lies about them to sway public opinion in his favor. A nature that involves amplifying the mistakes of others in order to strengthen his own self-image. A nature whereby there are many innocent bystanders who are too fearful of repercussions to come forward themselves. The nature of a man who may be trying to compensate for his own insecurities and feed his own narcissism and megalomania. The nature of a simple bully who ultimately shows himself to be a big pussy.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • As long as I have my bicycles, there will be no COTHO.

    Like @eightzero, Ive no interest in the politics of most things. So many hills to find, so many roads undiscovered, so many good honest friends to make, that it takes even more effort to try and keep up to date on the shitholes others have dug themselves.

  • Nice piece, Marko, but this is really the anti-V moment of the past decade.

    For 2012, I have to think it must be the utter mismanagement of all things Leopard-Nissan-Radioshack-Trek. From sponsorship (with two auto sponsors) to injuries to totally screwing over Fuglsang's season to the separation of the siamese Schlecks to endless in-race gaffes to Grimpelder playing with the laxatives to Bruyneel's investigation to Nissan's departure. Less than two years ago, this was THE team to like. That went pear-shaped faster than the period between Andy or Frank looking over their shoulders in search of their brother.

  • @VeloVita

    @PeakInTwoYears

    Excellent choice of image, there.

    I'm sure its sacrilege to say seeing as I'm from Cleveland, but I actually hate that movie.

    Yeah? Why? I spent a few eternal years of my childhood in NW Indiana (aka "The Region"), in forced exile from the San Francisco bay area, where everything cool had been happening, and the movie captures a hint of the bleakness I felt, even as it makes me laugh.

    Oh, yeah, COTHO. Ball. Hell. Good stuff.

  • @Steampunk

    Nice piece, Marko, but this is really The Anti-V moment of the past decade.

    For 2012, I have to think it must be the utter mismanagement of all things Leopard-Nissan-Radioshack-Trek. From sponsorship (with two auto sponsors) to injuries to totally screwing over Fuglsang's season to the separation of the siamese Schlecks to endless in-race gaffes to Grimpelder playing with the laxatives to Bruyneel's investigation to Nissan's departure. Less than two years ago, this was THE team to like. That went pear-shaped faster than the period between Andy or Frank looking over their shoulders in search of their brother.

    As always, astute analysis on your part. Certainly the Nissan/Schleck/Brunyeel/Trek affair was no coincidence to the whole COTHO affair, dominoes being what they are and negative culture being what it is. The Anti-V discussions in the boardroom didn't even mention the Schlecks - that's how anti-v they were this year. Although Andy getting blown off his bike should receive honorable mention.

    The only other nomination I could think of besides these things was ChrisO riding the sidewalk through the Arenberg on the Keepers Tour. If he hadn't redeemed himself in that stage race recently he just may have won with that move.

  • @Marko

    The only other nomination I could think of besides these things was ChrisO riding the sidewalk through the Arenberg on the Keepers Tour. If he hadn't redeemed himself in that stage race recently he just may have won with that move.

    Fuuuuccckkk. Harsh.

  • @PeakInTwoYears

    Maybe just because we're overloaded with talk about it every holiday season since the house is here.

    @Marko

    nice selection by you and the Keepers on the Anti-V moment.  Along the bullying lines, other Anti-V moments could have included McQuaid and Co. touting their win in the Landis defamation case, seeming proud a court stated they couldn't be called 'full of shit' or 'clowns', or suspending their suit against Kimmage once they they realised he actually had the means to defend himself.

  • @eightzero I think it was 2009 and to add insult to injury they paid him to make the appearance - which i think puts them in a loooong line of people who want their pound of flesh.

  • @Marko

    The only other nomination I could think of besides these things was ChrisO riding the sidewalk through the Arenberg on the Keepers Tour. If he hadn't redeemed himself in that stage race recently he just may have won with that move.

    I'm hoping to improve on that this year by riding a full suspension mountain bike the whole week. With an electric motor.

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