2012 Anti-V Moment of the Year: Bullies are really just pussies


As referenced in the 2012 V-Moment of the year article and ensuing discussion, it was a most Vawesome year for cycling. It’s been hypothesized here and on cycling sites with more integrity that the fantastic racing of 2012 may be, at least in part, attributed to a cleaner peloton. Unless you watched the Tour de France you’d think the days of foregone conclusions and three week coronations are quickly becoming a thing of the past. It is in this vein we bring to you the Anti-V Moment of 2012: Lance Armstrong’s ceasing to fight the charges against him.

Now usually, we try our best not to delve into the seedy side of cycling. There is just way too much cool about our sport to focus our collective energy and attention on asshats. Besides, we’ve got bikes to ride. But the COTHO’s public announcement that he would no longer fight, er, defend himself against allegations of systematic doping, money laundering, blackmail, intimidation, and international douchebaggery has to be the biggest Anti-V moment of the year, if not in the history of pro cycling.

The COTHO could have feasibly taken one of three tacks as the winds of pressure, evidence, and public opinion continued to blow against his house of cards. Tack one would have been to continue lying, bribing, and digging an ever deepening hole as he steadfastly proclaimed his innocence. This obviously hadn’t been working for the past 10-odd years but at least it allowed him to maintain his base of supporters. Even as it became more difficult for him to maintain the façade he still had a sizable group of survivors, apologists, journalists, and mis-guided cycling fans who believed.

Tack two would have been to come clean (pardon the pun) and admit to the whole sordid mess he created but he didn’t have the ball to do this either. Who knows what his reasons are for not being honest? Best guesses are he’s rationalizing a set of excuses ranging from mitigating his financial liability, evading criminal implications, and blaming the corruptness of the sport. Maybe he’s trying to save face in some twisted way. But for as cliché as Tyler Hamilton even admitted in his tell-all; the truth will set you free. The COTHO could have stood in front of those microphones and cameras and said “Hey, you know what, I doped. I made some poor choices and lied to everybody and for that I’m deeply sorry.” Had he done so his detractors would probably still be his detractors and he would have given his supporters a legitimate reason to continue supporting him but at least everybody could say he fessed up and there is some integrity in doing that.

Alas, he took the Anti-V tack. He stopped defending himself, er, lying without admitting to anything and seems to be hoping to just fade into the background. In essence, he’s taking his toys and going home. What’s striking about this is that it is contrary to what we’ve come to understand about the guy. If anything, we’ve come to know him as a fighter, both in life and on the road. But this latest, and hopefully last maneuver was just plain weak. (Notice I’ve added the categories of “Evanescent Riders” and “In Memoriam” to this article in addition to “Awards”. The first two are much more fitting.)

Perhaps it belies the true nature of the man. A nature that involves intimidation, serial emotional and physical aggression and even violence. A nature that includes socially isolating his victims, arguing them into submission, and propagating rumors, gossip, and lies about them to sway public opinion in his favor. A nature that involves amplifying the mistakes of others in order to strengthen his own self-image. A nature whereby there are many innocent bystanders who are too fearful of repercussions to come forward themselves. The nature of a man who may be trying to compensate for his own insecurities and feed his own narcissism and megalomania. The nature of a simple bully who ultimately shows himself to be a big pussy.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @Marko

    Ha, that picture totally supports me. That's William at the side -  I was wearing white V-kit.

    Clearly I had already gone back on by then. And it also shows the barriers. Ha, again.

  • I thought that may have been William. I wasn't paying attention to what people were wearing that day but vaguely remember his gilet as we were all riding behind it most of the time. It's a great pic in either case. I suppose it's no matter to William as he rides the trench 10 times a year or something like that.

  • @ChrisO

    @Marko

    Ha, that picture totally supports me. That's William at the side - I was wearing white V-kit.

    Clearly I had already gone back on by then. And it also shows the barriers. Ha, again.

    No, Chris, you finished on the sidewalk. I know this because I turned around and saw you on it. You then complained that the barriers kept you from coming back onto the pavé.

    This photo was taken by Jesse, which means the group had barely started the 3km section, as you can see by how long it goes on in the shot. There were plenty of other openings in the barrier, and you obviously jumped across later.

    I would think you'd at least be able to keep the facts of your own ride straight before you started worrying about other people's ride. And a general "wow" on how seriously you're taking this. Lighten up, Francis. No one but you gives a shit.

  • Or a recent quote from the 2012 TdF winner: "I never saw myself as a 'Sir'." Yabbut, you easily saw others as fucking cunts.

    Knights of the realm have such fucking potty mouths.

  • "he didn't have the ball to do this either." When I read that I just about spit my $7 coffee all over my computer screen. Good on you.

  • There's this snippet from an d article i read erlier.

     Armstrong has told associates and anti-doping officials he is considering admitting publicly that he used blood transfusions and banned drugs during his cycling career in an effort to restore his credibility so he can become a competitive athlete again, the newspaper reported.

    http://www.pelotonmagazine.com/Feedzone/content/6/2026/Armstrong-to-Confess

    Can COTHO guy (annoying seinfeld inlection) BE any more selfish?  

    Of the millions of reasons his PR team could cook up, they went with this??

  • @roger Also in the Telegraph this morning.

    ...the New York Times reported that he has met Travis Tygart, chief executive of the United States Anti-Doping Authority (USADA), to discuss a confession.

    A friend said Armstrong had also sought to meet David Howman, the director general of the World Anti-Doping Agency.

    ...Mr Tygart declined to comment and Mr Howman was unavailable for comment.

    A proper confession would be great but I can't see it being anything other than some weasley words with no real admitting of guilt. A return to competitive sport would be a disaster for the anti doping bodies and cycling in general. Cunt.

  • @Chris I doubt he'd give a full confession.  He's too much of a twat to admit he's been lying all these years.  I can't even imagine them reinstating him.  Disastrous, indeed.

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