2012 Anti-V Moment of the Year: Bullies are really just pussies


As referenced in the 2012 V-Moment of the year article and ensuing discussion, it was a most Vawesome year for cycling. It’s been hypothesized here and on cycling sites with more integrity that the fantastic racing of 2012 may be, at least in part, attributed to a cleaner peloton. Unless you watched the Tour de France you’d think the days of foregone conclusions and three week coronations are quickly becoming a thing of the past. It is in this vein we bring to you the Anti-V Moment of 2012: Lance Armstrong’s ceasing to fight the charges against him.

Now usually, we try our best not to delve into the seedy side of cycling. There is just way too much cool about our sport to focus our collective energy and attention on asshats. Besides, we’ve got bikes to ride. But the COTHO’s public announcement that he would no longer fight, er, defend himself against allegations of systematic doping, money laundering, blackmail, intimidation, and international douchebaggery has to be the biggest Anti-V moment of the year, if not in the history of pro cycling.

The COTHO could have feasibly taken one of three tacks as the winds of pressure, evidence, and public opinion continued to blow against his house of cards. Tack one would have been to continue lying, bribing, and digging an ever deepening hole as he steadfastly proclaimed his innocence. This obviously hadn’t been working for the past 10-odd years but at least it allowed him to maintain his base of supporters. Even as it became more difficult for him to maintain the façade he still had a sizable group of survivors, apologists, journalists, and mis-guided cycling fans who believed.

Tack two would have been to come clean (pardon the pun) and admit to the whole sordid mess he created but he didn’t have the ball to do this either. Who knows what his reasons are for not being honest? Best guesses are he’s rationalizing a set of excuses ranging from mitigating his financial liability, evading criminal implications, and blaming the corruptness of the sport. Maybe he’s trying to save face in some twisted way. But for as cliché as Tyler Hamilton even admitted in his tell-all; the truth will set you free. The COTHO could have stood in front of those microphones and cameras and said “Hey, you know what, I doped. I made some poor choices and lied to everybody and for that I’m deeply sorry.” Had he done so his detractors would probably still be his detractors and he would have given his supporters a legitimate reason to continue supporting him but at least everybody could say he fessed up and there is some integrity in doing that.

Alas, he took the Anti-V tack. He stopped defending himself, er, lying without admitting to anything and seems to be hoping to just fade into the background. In essence, he’s taking his toys and going home. What’s striking about this is that it is contrary to what we’ve come to understand about the guy. If anything, we’ve come to know him as a fighter, both in life and on the road. But this latest, and hopefully last maneuver was just plain weak. (Notice I’ve added the categories of “Evanescent Riders” and “In Memoriam” to this article in addition to “Awards”. The first two are much more fitting.)

Perhaps it belies the true nature of the man. A nature that involves intimidation, serial emotional and physical aggression and even violence. A nature that includes socially isolating his victims, arguing them into submission, and propagating rumors, gossip, and lies about them to sway public opinion in his favor. A nature that involves amplifying the mistakes of others in order to strengthen his own self-image. A nature whereby there are many innocent bystanders who are too fearful of repercussions to come forward themselves. The nature of a man who may be trying to compensate for his own insecurities and feed his own narcissism and megalomania. The nature of a simple bully who ultimately shows himself to be a big pussy.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @frank

    @ChrisO

    @Marko

    Ha, that picture totally supports me. That's William at the side - I was wearing white V-kit.

    Clearly I had already gone back on by then. And it also shows the barriers. Ha, again.

    No, Chris, you finished on the sidewalk. I know this because I turned around and saw you on it. You then complained that the barriers kept you from coming back onto the pavé.

    This photo was taken by Jesse, which means the group had barely started the 3km section, as you can see by how long it goes on in the shot. There were plenty of other openings in the barrier, and you obviously jumped across later.

    I would think you'd at least be able to keep the facts of your own ride straight before you started worrying about other people's ride. And a general "wow" on how seriously you're taking this. Lighten up, Francis. No one but you gives a shit.

    Frank that's rubbish.

    And until you effectively accused me of lying I wasn't actually taking it seriously.

    I even included an emoticon in one reply to make sure it wasn't mistaken. Handy things. And apart from that I thought it would be obvious that the use of words like "Ha" signifies a light-hearted response. I don't think any objective reading would suggest otherwise.

    I'm not the one who keeps bringing it up - which is odd, since apparently nobody but me gives a shit - but I took it to be a bit of banter in the OP, if somewhat worn through over-use by now. I haven't even been looking at the thread for days, which is how much I care.

    If anyone is taking it the wrong way it's you. The comments were between me and Marko, and I don't see why you feel the need to get involved in such an aggressive way. Lighten your self first mate.

  • @roger

    There's this snippet from an d article i read erlier.

    Armstrong has told associates and anti-doping officials he is considering admitting publicly that he used blood transfusions and banned drugs during his cycling career in an effort to restore his credibility so he can become a competitive athlete again, the newspaper reported.

    http://www.pelotonmagazine.com/Feedzone/content/6/2026/Armstrong-to-Confess

    Can COTHO guy (annoying seinfeld inlection) BE any more selfish?

    Of the millions of reasons his PR team could cook up, they went with this??

    God, I hope he confesses and they (UCI, WADA, USADA, IOC whomever) carve the ban in stone and apply it to any sport, anywhere.

  • "he is considering admitting publicly that he used blood transfusions and banned drugs during his cycling career in an effort to restore his credibility"

    What credibility??

  • @wiscot

    @roger

    There's this snippet from an d article i read erlier.

    Armstrong has told associates and anti-doping officials he is considering admitting publicly that he used blood transfusions and banned drugs during his cycling career in an effort to restore his credibility so he can become a competitive athlete again, the newspaper reported.

    http://www.pelotonmagazine.com/Feedzone/content/6/2026/Armstrong-to-Confess

    Can COTHO guy (annoying seinfeld inlection) BE any more selfish?

    Of the millions of reasons his PR team could cook up, they went with this??

    God, I hope he confesses and they (UCI, WADA, USADA, IOC whomever) carve the ban in stone and apply it to any sport, anywhere.

    I love this...the fucktard is stuck between a rock and a hard place.  He is desperate to still be in the public eye and is probably driving himself round the twist with his own company.  Trouble is, even if he wants to fess up and go all contrite on us, the legal beagles with tear him to pieces with law suit after law suit....you watch and see if he does not try to cut a deal to get him out of a potential perjury case if he ever admits it publicly.

    This guys is a megalomaniac, I am just enjoying watching him squirm, the question for him is:  Which is worse...law suits, loss of money and possible gaol and ignominy.....or.....being out of the headlines and noone giving you a second thought anymore?

    I am not normally a vindictive person but I am prepared to make an exception in this case.

  • Or, maybe he brings McQueef and the corruption of the UCI down with him leading to the sport really starting with a clean slate.

  • @Marko

    Spot fucking on.

    If you're LA, you're the rider with the most to lose. It stands to reason that you dig your heels in the most.

    But we know the UCI is complicit. No way will COTHO go down without taking the whole shit house with him.

    He's just waiting for the stage to clear. Let the Hamiltons and Millars play their bit parts (as usual) then when you can attract maximum attention and inflict the deepest wounds (TdF week one?) you sing!

    Just waiting to see who gets the movie rights. (Tom Cruise is perfect for the Huevo role).

  • A well written sensible article for once....I feel the breath of Voldemort on the back of our collective necks as he desperately tries to make his way back from despair....

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest/536246/comment-don-t-get-too-excited-about-an-armstrong-confession.html

    Quote of the week though.." There are four subjects that are guaranteed to cause a storm in the cycling community: Mandatory helmet use, riders not waving back once they've been waved at, the cost of Rapha clothing, and Lance Armstrong.  "

  • @sthilzy

    Armstrong to address doping scandal on Oprah
    ....wonder if he'll jump up and down on the couch, "I'm in love, I'm in love!" In love with __________?

    I would be stunned if he told us anything concrete at all, the lawyers will be all over him before hand.  I suspect this is a publicity stunt to keep him in the limelight.  With a bit of luck nuclear war will occur before the screening and we will all be saved from some self-aggrandizing followed by the whole "I am a victim" bit.  The off button will be firmly deployed here, I will catch on it later, I am washing my hair that night!

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