2012 Anti-V Moment of the Year: Bullies are really just pussies


As referenced in the 2012 V-Moment of the year article and ensuing discussion, it was a most Vawesome year for cycling. It’s been hypothesized here and on cycling sites with more integrity that the fantastic racing of 2012 may be, at least in part, attributed to a cleaner peloton. Unless you watched the Tour de France you’d think the days of foregone conclusions and three week coronations are quickly becoming a thing of the past. It is in this vein we bring to you the Anti-V Moment of 2012: Lance Armstrong’s ceasing to fight the charges against him.

Now usually, we try our best not to delve into the seedy side of cycling. There is just way too much cool about our sport to focus our collective energy and attention on asshats. Besides, we’ve got bikes to ride. But the COTHO’s public announcement that he would no longer fight, er, defend himself against allegations of systematic doping, money laundering, blackmail, intimidation, and international douchebaggery has to be the biggest Anti-V moment of the year, if not in the history of pro cycling.

The COTHO could have feasibly taken one of three tacks as the winds of pressure, evidence, and public opinion continued to blow against his house of cards. Tack one would have been to continue lying, bribing, and digging an ever deepening hole as he steadfastly proclaimed his innocence. This obviously hadn’t been working for the past 10-odd years but at least it allowed him to maintain his base of supporters. Even as it became more difficult for him to maintain the façade he still had a sizable group of survivors, apologists, journalists, and mis-guided cycling fans who believed.

Tack two would have been to come clean (pardon the pun) and admit to the whole sordid mess he created but he didn’t have the ball to do this either. Who knows what his reasons are for not being honest? Best guesses are he’s rationalizing a set of excuses ranging from mitigating his financial liability, evading criminal implications, and blaming the corruptness of the sport. Maybe he’s trying to save face in some twisted way. But for as cliché as Tyler Hamilton even admitted in his tell-all; the truth will set you free. The COTHO could have stood in front of those microphones and cameras and said “Hey, you know what, I doped. I made some poor choices and lied to everybody and for that I’m deeply sorry.” Had he done so his detractors would probably still be his detractors and he would have given his supporters a legitimate reason to continue supporting him but at least everybody could say he fessed up and there is some integrity in doing that.

Alas, he took the Anti-V tack. He stopped defending himself, er, lying without admitting to anything and seems to be hoping to just fade into the background. In essence, he’s taking his toys and going home. What’s striking about this is that it is contrary to what we’ve come to understand about the guy. If anything, we’ve come to know him as a fighter, both in life and on the road. But this latest, and hopefully last maneuver was just plain weak. (Notice I’ve added the categories of “Evanescent Riders” and “In Memoriam” to this article in addition to “Awards”. The first two are much more fitting.)

Perhaps it belies the true nature of the man. A nature that involves intimidation, serial emotional and physical aggression and even violence. A nature that includes socially isolating his victims, arguing them into submission, and propagating rumors, gossip, and lies about them to sway public opinion in his favor. A nature that involves amplifying the mistakes of others in order to strengthen his own self-image. A nature whereby there are many innocent bystanders who are too fearful of repercussions to come forward themselves. The nature of a man who may be trying to compensate for his own insecurities and feed his own narcissism and megalomania. The nature of a simple bully who ultimately shows himself to be a big pussy.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @scaler911

    Press release from the UCI:

    The UCI welcomes Lance Armstrong's decision finally to come clean and to confess to using performance enhancing drugs, in the first part of his interview with Oprah Winfrey.

    UCI President Pat McQuaid said: "Lance Armstrong's decision finally to confront his past is an important step forward on the long road to repairing the damage that has been caused to cycling and to restoring confidence in the sport.

    "Lance Armstrong has confirmed there was no collusion or conspiracy between the UCI and Lance Armstrong. There were no positive tests which were covered up and he has confirmed that the donations made to the UCI were to assist in the fight against doping.

    "It was disturbing to watch him describe a litany of offences including among others doping throughout his career, leading a team that doped, bullying, consistently lying to everyone and producing a backdated medical prescription to justify a test result.

    "However, Lance Armstrong also rightly said that cycling is a completely different sport today than it was 10 years ago. In particular the UCI's introduction of the biological passport in 2008 - the first sports federation to do so - has made a real difference in the fight against doping.

    "Finally, we note that Lance Armstrong expressed a wish to participate in a truth and reconciliation process, which we would welcome."-http://www.uci.ch

    So because COTHO all the sudden "quits lying"(*snark*), Pat and pals have decided that his testimony let's them off the hook? Fuck them too............

    ...and the horse they rode in on!

    I guess it is for the Velominati to step in to the gap.  I vote the rules become mandatory on the pro circuit and Voldemort be set adrift somewhere in the central pacific ocean (obviously well away from our friends in Hawaii) to a life of loneliness and contemplation.  Who knows after many years eating raw fish with his own company he may end up like Smeagol...

    Let the proletariat of cycling take over the world (keep those nice people at Castelli and Fizik because they look after us, but let them give bigger discounts) and make cycling clean again....i,e, you got to suffer without any drugs to help you....pain is painful...suck it up an Rule #5. No matter your size, weight, disability or colour (color for those who live elsewhere) join the revolution and we can make a world that, if not better, is at least more fun.....

    (p.s...I have just got back from the pub...this could be a very bad idea)

    VLVV!

  • @VeloVita

    @Tobin

    Breaking news in Canada tonight...

    When I saw this I thought it was simply an advertisment for COTHO's new line of work.

    Well, I guess I have to admit that I use rugs too.  On a regular basis.  Totally takes the barefoot experience to a whole new level.  Just have to hope that the out of competition rug testers don't show up.

  • @EricW

    @Marko @wiscot I agree with Cav on this one too. Also, those glasses make him look like a total hipster.

    Yeah, I can't tell if they're prescription or not. Hopefully so, or wearing specs just for the sake of looking cool is kind of douchey. (And that's coming from someone who just moved into varifocals.)

  • @EricW Yeah, gotta watch out for those out-of-competition rug testers. There you are, thinking you've got a genuine Persian and you get told it's a Chinese knockoff! Of course, rugs and Lance do have something in common - they lie really well, and can be used to sweep all kinds of unpleasant things under!

  • Cav can fuck off, so can Jens, Schleck, Stewie and Wiggins... Omerta is alive and well.

  • This pretty much covers it off...

    In away it is more interesting from 6:20 onwards...but that is a different story!

  • @brett

    Cav can fuck off, so can Jens, Schleck, Stewie and Wiggins... Omerta is alive and well.

    What about Doprah? That's who's really important here.

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