2012 Anti-V Moment of the Year: Bullies are really just pussies


As referenced in the 2012 V-Moment of the year article and ensuing discussion, it was a most Vawesome year for cycling. It’s been hypothesized here and on cycling sites with more integrity that the fantastic racing of 2012 may be, at least in part, attributed to a cleaner peloton. Unless you watched the Tour de France you’d think the days of foregone conclusions and three week coronations are quickly becoming a thing of the past. It is in this vein we bring to you the Anti-V Moment of 2012: Lance Armstrong’s ceasing to fight the charges against him.

Now usually, we try our best not to delve into the seedy side of cycling. There is just way too much cool about our sport to focus our collective energy and attention on asshats. Besides, we’ve got bikes to ride. But the COTHO’s public announcement that he would no longer fight, er, defend himself against allegations of systematic doping, money laundering, blackmail, intimidation, and international douchebaggery has to be the biggest Anti-V moment of the year, if not in the history of pro cycling.

The COTHO could have feasibly taken one of three tacks as the winds of pressure, evidence, and public opinion continued to blow against his house of cards. Tack one would have been to continue lying, bribing, and digging an ever deepening hole as he steadfastly proclaimed his innocence. This obviously hadn’t been working for the past 10-odd years but at least it allowed him to maintain his base of supporters. Even as it became more difficult for him to maintain the façade he still had a sizable group of survivors, apologists, journalists, and mis-guided cycling fans who believed.

Tack two would have been to come clean (pardon the pun) and admit to the whole sordid mess he created but he didn’t have the ball to do this either. Who knows what his reasons are for not being honest? Best guesses are he’s rationalizing a set of excuses ranging from mitigating his financial liability, evading criminal implications, and blaming the corruptness of the sport. Maybe he’s trying to save face in some twisted way. But for as cliché as Tyler Hamilton even admitted in his tell-all; the truth will set you free. The COTHO could have stood in front of those microphones and cameras and said “Hey, you know what, I doped. I made some poor choices and lied to everybody and for that I’m deeply sorry.” Had he done so his detractors would probably still be his detractors and he would have given his supporters a legitimate reason to continue supporting him but at least everybody could say he fessed up and there is some integrity in doing that.

Alas, he took the Anti-V tack. He stopped defending himself, er, lying without admitting to anything and seems to be hoping to just fade into the background. In essence, he’s taking his toys and going home. What’s striking about this is that it is contrary to what we’ve come to understand about the guy. If anything, we’ve come to know him as a fighter, both in life and on the road. But this latest, and hopefully last maneuver was just plain weak. (Notice I’ve added the categories of “Evanescent Riders” and “In Memoriam” to this article in addition to “Awards”. The first two are much more fitting.)

Perhaps it belies the true nature of the man. A nature that involves intimidation, serial emotional and physical aggression and even violence. A nature that includes socially isolating his victims, arguing them into submission, and propagating rumors, gossip, and lies about them to sway public opinion in his favor. A nature that involves amplifying the mistakes of others in order to strengthen his own self-image. A nature whereby there are many innocent bystanders who are too fearful of repercussions to come forward themselves. The nature of a man who may be trying to compensate for his own insecurities and feed his own narcissism and megalomania. The nature of a simple bully who ultimately shows himself to be a big pussy.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @wiscot

    @Buck Rogers

    @minion

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jan/19/lance-armstrong-cycling

    Kimmage must have been saving that last anecdote up for a while

    Wow. I wonder if that last line is true. Pretty amazing and telling if it is.

    Seems a pretty daft thing to make up if you ask me. Mind you, it won't be the first thing Kimmage has reported that will be denied.

    Yeah, I know but I am leary of things posted and credited to people.  I have never LeMan refer to this incident.  Seems odd that it is just coming out now with everything that as happened over the years, esp as te COTHO and his mum are supposedly very tight.

  • Hutch belted out a stormer in this weeks Cycling Weekly, so to lighten the tone, and forgive me if this one has been doing the rounds endlessly and has passed me by:

    Q:  What is are the similarities between Lance Armstrong and Oprah Winfrey?

    A:  Neither of them has won the Tour de France.

    Q:  What are the differences?

    A:  Oprah is still eligible......she may yet do it!

  • News just in - Frank Schleck found guilty of doping following positive test for diuretic drug during 2012 Tour de France and gets a 12 month ban

  • Wow, and fucking wow.

    Something's happening.  In the last two days, I have read articles about 3 different football and baseball codes finding themselves under suscpicion/investigation with regard to doping.

    This re American Football and Baseball

    And this re the AFL (Aussie rules Football)

    And of course all of the fallout from Puerto and the Fuentes (?) case currently being heard in Spain where both Football (soccer for the yanks) and Tennis have been implicated.

    It's kinda funny watching the AFL squirm. They look like rank amatuers caught with their hand in the cookie jar.  It seems that the involvement of ASADA and the terms of strict liability have created a clusterfuck of circumstance that is really going to hurt them.

    I'll put this out there;  Gunderson is a tool, but his stage managed contrition seems to have opened some sort of karmic floodgate that's going to leave mouldy carpets in a lot of sporting administration offices the world over.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Sauterelle

    Careful now, once you start handing out The V-adge so freely everyone will want a piece. It's a slippery slope.

    OK, I'm done now. Back to the testosterone and other manly stuff.

    Yeah, I had to back off. We were heading all karylinka or however the hell she spelled her name. Scary stuff.

    ! Awesomely hilarious!

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