Anatomy of a Photo: Evanescent Riders of the 90s

Buying jet-fuel in the Five and Dime; photo via bobmina.com

I can’t decide if Tony Rominger was an Evanescent Rider or not. After all, his wins range from 1988 all the way to 1996, which technically means the word “evanescent” doesn’t seem to fit. That said, after a successful streak in the Vuelta, he suddenly discovered a “cure” for his allergies which previously kept him from performing at the Tour de France in July. I can’t help but notice that the most successful era of his career was in perfect alignment with the EPO sweet-spot of  the early to mid nineties.

I also can’t decide if Rominger was cool or not. He rode one of my favorite bikes of all time – the twin-downtube Colnago Bitubo – and had an enviably Magnificent Stroke. At the same time, he was somehow a bit ungainly on the bike and was always had something amuck with how he looked; the jersey a bit too big, the sleeves on his dotty jumper cut too crooked, or his cycling cap too askew.

In any case, this photo has a nice composition of classically doped-up riders, flattening out the Pla d’Adet like only jet fuel can. I spy with my little eye the unmistakable nose piece on Zenon Jaskula‘s Briko Shots, and I think that might be Claudio Cappuccino hiding behind his right shoulder. Not sure who the bloke is in the red with the hairnet, but he looks familiar as does the gregario with Big Ring Leg on the front.

The most surprising bit of this photo is that it appears that Armstrong smoked them all and had time to come back down the mountain to snap a few pictures. Who ever said he couldn’t climb pre-cancer?

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Interesting article Frank, I wasn't a fan of Rominger then he looked to me a rider of many promises and less results. At least he tried hard.
    I see on the photo the Ariostea jersey (the one of Riis) what a team!

  • I thought this might have blown up during the World Cup in South Africa last year, but I think this might be the beginning of a doping scandal of pro cycling proportions. Over the past decade, the sport has changed dramatically, and football has seen its own rise of evanescent players. Skill has very definitely been relegated behind physical strength and fitness. Not wholly cycling related, but I've long suspected that doping has been rampant in football. And football could start a real domino effect through professional sports (although I expect the North American leagues will continue to isolate and insulate themselves as best they can). All of which could have an interesting impact on how cycling is viewed by the mainstream sporting world...

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    I thought this might have blown up during the World Cup in South Africa last year, but I think this might be the beginning of a doping scandal of pro cycling proportions. Over the past decade, the sport has changed dramatically, and football has seen its own rise of evanescent players. Skill has very definitely been relegated behind physical strength and fitness. Not wholly cycling related, but I've long suspected that doping has been rampant in football. And football could start a real domino effect through professional sports (although I expect the North American leagues will continue to isolate and insulate themselves as best they can). All of which could have an interesting impact on how cycling is viewed by the mainstream sporting world...

    You're absolutely right. I read there were a bunch of footballer names in nthe Operation Puerto records but they seem to have remained hidden while cyclists got exposed. Hardly surprising as FIFA is way more corrupt and powerful than the UCI (see special courts for troublemakers at the SA World Cup) and the Machiavellian tactics of Sepp "who'll dare run against me for my 4th term as President" Blatter.

    Cycling has suffered fairly, or unfairly, depending upon your point of view, because it actually has substantive (compared to other sports) doping controls. Tennis is rumored to be rife with doping and has basically no testing. When I get in conversations with folks who find out I'm a cyclist and the issue of drugs comes up and how cycling is full of dopers, I ask they how things would shake out at the end of an NFL, NBA, MLB game if chaperones rushed the field and took top players away for a drug test before they could go to the locker room. Think everyone would come out clean? Hell no.

    Mind you, got to give the Milwaukee Brewers credit for coming up with the "Hank, the cute stray dog" storyline in spring training to divert everyone's attention from Ryan Braun and his lying over his drug bust. That was marketing genius.

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