As surely as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, if you ride a bicycle you can bet your ass against an apple that you are going to get a flat. Not if, but when. Death and taxes, and all that.

This could be Pierre or Antonio or Jean-Michel, most likely a name that rolls off the tongue with the same ease he rolled his dead tubular from the rim. The strokes of the pump as powerful and smooth as the strokes of his guns, as precise and clean as his socks, skin tanned and polished like the shoes on his feet, tough like the gloves on his hands.

This is an ambassador of Looking Fantastic; he would never contemplate turning his steed upside down, and surely this moment was an instigator of Rule #49. And you know that the shredded tub laying there will soon be wrapped around the shoulders in full Rule #77 compliance prior to resuming to Lay Down The V.

Pierre, Antonio, whatever be your name, we salute you for pioneering the Art of Awesome and being Compliant as Fuck in those tough days of yore.

Brett

Don't blame me

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  • The one I have is the Prs-21 - same as the one in the picture.  There is a less expensive version of it that retails for $249 - the Prs-20.  I think the main difference between those two is the weight of the uniT - the 21 is light enough that you might throw it in the car with you to take To a race.

    The less expensive models arent quite as robust and are designed to grab the bike by the seat post or the top tube.

  • @johnthughes ,

    @Rob

    Thanks lads, that's what this site is all about. Let us have it, the full dose. I love stories of people finding their real home in another country. Especially Belgium.

  • @Deakus

    I've got the PRS-20 and love it.  I use it for everything from slight adjustments, routine cleaning and maintenance to complete builds.  In my opinion its about as rock solid as it gets short of bolting something to the floor.  Its not terribly light (I've never used the PRS-21 to compare), but I wouldn't have a problem tossing it in the back of a vehicle to take to a race if that's something you need it it do.  The only downside to this type of stand is that you need to remove either the front or rear wheel to mount it so you can't do brake adjustments on both wheels without swapping one out for the other, but that's really a very minor quibble.  The other advantage the PRS-21 would have over the -20 is that since its aluminum it won't rust if you hose your bike off on it.  That said, I've had mine for 3 years and there's no rust on it.

  • @James

    @TBONE I think to use CO2 bottles is soft. A good pump (I like Lezyne and quality, useability and style) is far more practical. When your mate, who lacks V has his second puncture and has no more CO2, what will you charge for the use of your pump? 1 coffee or 2?

    I bill out in lap dances, not coffees.

  • @Deakus I've had the PCS-9 for 5 or 6 years. The 10 looks like an updated version. Every cyclist should have a workstand. It makes working on the bike pretty straightforward but the 9 does clamp the seat post or top tube.  Not ideal on the paint as it can leave faint scuff marks and I'm reluctant to clamp a carbon or light alu frame tightly but you can work away on the front wheel and brakes. It folds away small enough but is quite heavy. I like the look of this PRS-21 though. Smaller lighter and probably a little more stable especially for BB fettling.

  • @kixsand

    PRS-20 weighs 20 lbs.

    PRS-21 weighs 12 lbs.

    Im probably not overly concerned about weight, it will be at home 99.9% of the time.  Price will probably decide between these two.  I want to avoid clamping the bike at all....even CF seat tube....

    thanks for all the thoughts though....

  • @kixsand i have the heavy version and use it for everything.  tubulars hang to dry on it as well.  every now and again i get bothered about having to take a wheel off, usually front for simplcities sake, but well worth the quid, dollars, yen, won, pesos

  • @Rob

    costly piece of gear, rather, to just Rule #5 & 9 and get used to enjoying the weather. I know it was just 135km, and was still a balmy 18 degrees, but I've never enjoyed such a ride in such weather so thoroughly. Next weekend I'll be trying this and fully expect to meet the man with the hammer.

    http://www.velomediane.com/

    @Rob If I read their website it looks like you are doing la roche en ardennes.....and the Col D'Haussire! For me, not someone who has been a climber(until recently). My first try up it, during the La Chouffe Classic, left me broken, bonked, shamed, and sadly walking.

    Profile here

    I trained very hard this spring with only one thing in mind, riding the "small" circuit(74km) of the La Chouffe without stopping on a hill or walking. I managed to do what I set out, albeit slowly, and also missed a turn and rode the 106km. Both times, broken and triumphant, were awesome.

    You are going to have a great time on that ride. Even with possible visits from the Man with the Hammer.

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