As surely as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, if you ride a bicycle you can bet your ass against an apple that you are going to get a flat. Not if, but when. Death and taxes, and all that.
This could be Pierre or Antonio or Jean-Michel, most likely a name that rolls off the tongue with the same ease he rolled his dead tubular from the rim. The strokes of the pump as powerful and smooth as the strokes of his guns, as precise and clean as his socks, skin tanned and polished like the shoes on his feet, tough like the gloves on his hands.
This is an ambassador of Looking Fantastic; he would never contemplate turning his steed upside down, and surely this moment was an instigator of Rule #49. And you know that the shredded tub laying there will soon be wrapped around the shoulders in full Rule #77 compliance prior to resuming to Lay Down The V.
Pierre, Antonio, whatever be your name, we salute you for pioneering the Art of Awesome and being Compliant as Fuck in those tough days of yore.
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@PT There is always some grass nearby upon which I lay my steed, compelte with CF pedals. If not, and it's the front, the bike will stand happily on the fork tips (beware the tipping over), if the rear, that's when riding buddies come into play to hold her up. If all that fails, lay her down, but put said blankie not under the seat, but under the CF pedal.
@Gianni Fold over? They did not fold over the pedals as they have a steel shank in the sole. I still have my vintage Detto Pietros (not vintage when I used them in the 70s). Leather uppers and lowers. Light, comfortable, and an awesome appearance, but tough to maintain, particularly after a rain.
@Rob
Yeah, thats all very well and good, but what sort of message does that send to the children ?
The "children" being me, and "me" being very envious of whats described in both these fine posts.
Enjoy and we shall live vicariously through your eyes.
@Puffy
Thanks man. It honestly doesn't make much sense to me ( and I've been riding a long time) but I'll give it a shot next time. Mahalo.
Signed,
Semi-Reformed
Has anyone had the issue of the glue on finishing tape melting in the heat? last time I had #1 in my truck this happened. I reapplied new finishing tape(3M) but it still looks a bit like shit. on the plus side I think our 100+ degree days are done for(fingers crossed)
@RedRanger If only it would get that hot hear, but then we Brits would then moan that our roads had melted and our railways stopped functioning. So perhaps its for the best.
@johnthughes
Sadly I won't be doing the ride this weekend. This morning I lovingly washed my bike in preparation after done a very short ride last night. Was even going to swap out the bottom bracket as I had a bit of an ugly creak last night each time I stood to climb. Unfortunately I discovered something ugly, and it wasn't a dirty bottom bracket.
Apparently last weekend's loving, gentle introduction to the changing seasons was instead a funeral wake with the rain falling at the demise of my first real race bike :( Please excuse the emoticon. Rather upset right now as the bike budget has been depleted with the house purchase and so I will have to search for a budget aluminum replacement so I can finish through the season.
Guess I should be glad that it didn't happen on the Stelvio.......
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I feel like this belongs here. Wafles & Dinges pamphlet from one of their food trucks.