A fellow asthmatic, Ullrich, climbs l’Alpe d’Huez

Having asthma is kind of like winning the lottery, except it happens to more people and instead of money you win a chronic difficulty in breathing. I wouldn’t say I’m proud to be an asthmatic, but it’s not information I’m ashamed to share. In doing so, I often discover others who are similarly afflicted, and upon doing so we instantly go from being perfect strangers to perfect strangers who know something insignificant about each other.

My asthma attacks are experienced in a variety of forms, ranging in severity from a shortness of breath to “holy shit, I’m dying”. You can liken an attack to breathing through a straw with your nose plugged; depending on how bad the attack is, the straw keeps getting smaller, going from the wide one you get with a Big Gulp all the way down to those little ones you get with a coffee at a crappy diner. Cycling with asthma is like breathing through those straws while doing wind-sprints up a flight of stairs.

This straw-breathing effect is caused by the contraction of the airways leading to the lungs. The traditional treatment is to use an inhaler to suck in medication which dilates the passages and restores them to a size that allows for comfortable – if still sub-normal – breathing. There are newer, more effective treatments but many of them scare me because they cite side-effects like spontaneous death.

After 38 years, I’ve come to understand a bit about what causes my attacks. There is the cold-induced sort – which can be quite severe – but in my case will usually resolve itself throughout the first hour of riding to where it becomes a nuisance rather than an impediment. I also have acute attacks, which for about 32 years I believed were caused by an allergy to sawdust. These don’t resolve themselves and the condition gets worse until I intervene with an inhaler or a visit to the Emergency Room.

It wasn’t until I moved to Seattle and started having more frequent severe attacks that my doctor here pointed out that it was “crazy” to suggest I’m allergic to sawdust and inquired as to what kind of quack I had been visiting in Minneapolis who would tell me such a thing. He pointed out, quite logically, that I was simply allergic to something that was aerosolized in sawdust. As it turns out, this same element is present in whatever pine trees give off from October to May. Thanks to the Pacific-Northwest’s monopoly on pine trees, I now carry a rescue inhaler with me whenever I go training during these months.

The thing about being a Cyclist with asthma is that Cycling, as an endurance sport, is quite dependent on the rider’s ability to breathe well. In fact, I’ve found that the single most important factor to how well I’m riding on any particular day, regardless of how fat or out of shape I am, is how well I’m able to manage my breathing. The exciting bit is that training with asthma is a lot like resistance training; you get used to a reduced ability to draw oxygen into your lungs, thereby restricting the supply that gets to your muscles. Its like reverse blood-doping. You get used to it and your body adjusts to the reduced supply of gun fuel. Then, on days when the air is clear and warm, you ride like you’re on EPO. I call this the “EPO-Effect”.

I read some time ago that 80% of Pro Cyclists are diagnosed asthmatics who hold a prescription for an inhaler. This makes for a remarkable attraction of gifted endurance athletes to the most breathing-dependent sport on the planet. Surely this is because the EPO-Effect makes asthmatics strong like bull, not for the dilating effect the medication has on the air passageways.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    Also, I borrowed a friend's inhaler in 12th grade to bed down an attack. I didn't realize hers can cause hallucinations and I spent the next 12 weeks in a wheelchair after falling out of bed.

    I hope you and she were on the very best of terms.

    Twelve weeks?  Jesus H. Merckx. I never suffered like that for my hallucinations.

  • I don't have asthma, thank Merckx, but I do have allergies.  After many years of brute, pig-headed stupidity and chronic sinus infections I finally sought the advice of a doctor specializing in diseases of the holes and passages of the head.  One of the things he told me to do was to visit an allergist.  The allergist, a wise man, pointed out that although I was too stupid to realize it, it was clear that I had allergies that were making me more prone to sinus infections.  After going through some tests to determine what allergens were most problematic, I started getting shots to de-sensitize my body to them.  Now I just get a maintenance shot every 2-3 weeks and they have made a huge difference.  I almost never take decongestants or antihistamines now and I no longer have chronic sinus infections.

    If you know or suspect that certain allergens lead to asthma attacks, or if you just have allergies, it might be really helpful to consult an allergist.

  • @Optimiste

    On further analysis of the lead photo, I have to comment on some other characters besides Richard Simmons' balding half-brother in the red shorts.

    In the lower-right, I never imagined a cast member of "Jersey Shore" would be interested in the Tour, let alone make the journey to watch in-person.

    Toward the back-left, the man wearing what seems to be a scoutmaster's hat: although disturbing, he's clearly staring at Jan's arse.

    But most intriguing is the girl in front of the RV. I can't tell if her detached expression is due to a general disinterest in cycling (unlikely considering the context, unless she's a VMW), or if she is simply resigned to the fact she has to wear loaves of bread for shoes.

    Hm. This analysis requires a re-posting.

    Red-shorts Guy is possibly more awesome than Jan. Just on a Passion-to-Visual model, he's ahead. Although it goes without saying Jan is in the pain cave more than Red Shorts, Red Shorts is obviously feeling it more. Thats worth some points. I declare a draw.

    I am certain I photographed Mick Rogers racing the same day, but I'm surprised to see him spectating just to RS's right.

    And I had no idea Tiger Woods was a fan of cycling back in 2003.

  • @DCR

    @DerHoggz

    @DCR

    Just skimming the thread, no clue why you posted that but those are hands down the best looking shoes available.

    It was in response to @frank about my avatar. I do love those shoes. For anyone interested they are the Rapha/giro Grand tour shoes. Being rapha you can imagine the cost though!

    I had surmised they were ballet slippers. I was wrong. They are glorious. Strong work on the SunTour cap; I love them more than Campa, mostly because I can't prove how rad they were.

  • Strong work, all.  Nice to be breaking some new ground.

    I had "walking" pneumonia about three years ago.  Despite the name I could barely get out of bed.  A least I did not have to be hospitalized.  And, I got an awesome inhaler out of it.  This led to fantasies about the performance-enhancing effects said inhaler might have on my cycling.  I promptly forgot about it.  I wonder if it's still tucked away in the medicine cabinet somewhere.

  • @frank

    @VeloSix

    Wow!! 80%?? While I don't claim to be asthmatic, I've had a handful of attacks as a result of season allergies, which when severe, trigger a tight chest, shortness of breath. I've never experienced this in the saddle, and could imagine the panic I might feel.

    If you haven't experienced this in the saddle - even without being asthmatic, you're not trying hard enough!

    My only asthma reactions have been the feeling of a very fat man sitting on my chest, and would show itself at night, during my most unfit out of shape state, and during the peak of fall allergies.  Once while mowing the lawn as a kid.

    My starvation of oxygen in the saddle has never encountered that same sensation.  Although I'd have to point out my attempt to reach the tops of climbs prior to everyone else have certainly induced some near hyperventilating, as well as a few club training ride sprints.  My lungs might disagree, and argue I'm trying to ruin them.

  • @scaler911

    I take a small list of vaccines on account of being spleenless, and pneumonia is one of those.  I had it once as a kid, and not having the infection fighting organ any more, just the word pneumonia makes me tremble.

  • @Beers

    @VeloSix Do what works, but sniffing will probably maintain/make your infections worse, especially the sinuses, snot-rocket that shit... Sinus infections are fucked.... To equalise, try the swallowing or yawning technique divers use...

    I wish it were that easy.  Believe it or not, swallowing induces the change in pressure that creates the "bubble" that is in my ears.  Yawning and tugging on my ear lobe like some padded room resident tends to jostle the fluid around and provide some relief, but the sniffing (not to be confuse with snorting a runny nose) has the best effect while hand are on the hoods.  (provided its not a bad day, and the soreness builds and builds and culminates with an ear infection)  This year I had to back off the intensity in October, and went through two rounds of antibiotics trying to rid my skull of one of my worst ear infections I can remember.

    I'm going to start allergy shots ASAP.  I live in the number 3 city in the US for allergies, and refuse to suffer this same set back next October!

  • Wow, Frank, I didn't realize. My best pal on my collegiate sports team had asthma. He'd have to sit out windsprints most days and you could just tell how much he hated not suffering through it like the rest of us. Made them a bit easier to know that at least I didn't have that hurdle to deal with as well.

    Damn, black & celeste. Great color combination, nearly as slick as pink & black. Ah, Italian style!

    Jan in Rapha? That's a disappointment. Fuck those guys. You mean, he hasn't read the Rules and realized it's all about true passion and where a simple machine can take your mind & spirit, not some duplicitous marketing aimed at stirring a false sense of spirit and love for riding bicycles?

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