Physics tells us that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The conservation law extend beyond the physical world and into mystical where the V and Anti-V are also in a constant fight for balance. The Ancients on Mount Velomis understood this well, and taught that the Anti-V expresses itself within the universe as two principle kinds of weakness and that in response there are two fundamental Fives to counter them.
The first is weakness of the mind; this sort of weakness is expressed through pain as it the weakness is converted into muscular and mental strength through Training Properly and quieting the signals that tell you to stop as you learn to use your mind to drive your body beyond its perceived limits. This is the First Five, and the most commonly recognized form of The V.
The second weakness requires introspection and discipline: it is recognition of the flaws in our technical skills. To be a complete rider, we must be skilled in all aspects of Cycling, we must find areas where we need to improve our skills and work hard at them until they become a strength. These weaknesses can be difficult to recognize and usually requires a Sensei for guidance. It takes humility, practice, and a willingness to fail time and again until finally we break through and conquer them. The willingness to shed our pride and fail in pursuit of perfection is the Second Five; it is never ending – as we improve in one area, we must find another weakness and work to raise our skill in that area. It is only through total commitment to always recognize our flaws that we will continue to improve to become a better Velominatus.
May 5th approaches, V.V. The Ancients called it Die Congnoscentus, or the Day of the Five. It is the Velominati New Year and a chance for reflection, a chance to celebrate the convergence of the Two Fives. We must always remember that we are all Pedalwans, that we all have much more to learn, and that improvement is a journey with no end. It is a day to renew our resolve to work at our weaknesses until they become strengths.
Go with Merckx fellow Pedalwans; Vive la Vie Velominatus.
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@piers.fraser
Crashing hurts in a way you only ever remember after it happens again. Good luck.
@rfreese888
@wiscot
@wiscot - You are onto something there but this photo of Fausto makes a strong case as well. Although it should be noted that Hinalts guns made any length of shorts look right.
@Floridian
I have been noticing a small kink in my stroke due to extensive big-ring climbing I've been practicing to build some strength - a consequence of riding low cadence exposed as I start to spin more again. I will work on this as well.
That and my fucking cornering which has become atrocious.
@HMBSteve
Yes. And then Hamilton comes up and waves his arms around telling people to stop. Hey, genius! You with the broken collarbone who got dropped during the attacking! Did the fact that your busted-up ass caught back up not alert you to the notion that they had already slowed down?
@frank
We need to ride together some time good Keeper...I can think of several great descents that will help with that cornering! :-) ( Not that you can't...but..we still need to ride together sometime)
Here's a healthy dose of Double V-
http://bigringriding.com/image/58906383624
@Haldy
@frank? slip? That is worth pointing out!
Its getting kinda spiritual up in here! Although, I guess the religious aspect of this site is pretty hard to miss...
That "for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" is the law of conservation of momentum, not energy.
@sthilzy
Careful mate. Vitamin V is slang for Viagra.
@RedRanger
Could all still be true. 5 is a recurring number in cycling if you can get past the whole "it goes up to eleven" direction shifting had taken.
As an aside, I wonder how much fear/awe the photog had with all that V roaring after him?