Rule #22 is perhaps the most complicated Rule amongst the (currently) 85. Part of the complexity springs from the fact that we are all very attached to this small cotton cap. Off the bike, it was once a badge used to recognize one of our own; now it has been taken over by the hipster crowd which subsequently ruined it for those of us who wore this hallowed garment with pride. Our response has been to refrain from wearing this garment off the bike and resort to other badges – such as Rule #33 compliance – to identify our own. That said, some of us, in the spirit of Rage Against the Machine, refuse to lay down arms and are fighting to take the power back and callously wear our caps regardless. (Guilty.)
Further complexity is due to its provisioning one to wear a cap during any activity directly related to cycling; maintaining your machine, while kitting up, placed jauntily askew while consuming a post-ride recovery beverage at your favorite watering hole. We’ve deliberately refrained from laying out a clear definition as to what constitutes a cycling-related activity, but the verbose description should give you a feel of the spirit within which to govern this Rule.
What The Rules don’t touch on at all is what type of cap is acceptable and precisely how it may be worn. This small, simple garment is at least as complex as a pair of bib shorts or a jersey, and just as with those items, there is a Pro way to wear them, and a noob way to wear them. Especially in light of a recent rash of non-compliant caps coming onto the market, I thought it as good a time as any to outline the definition of a proper cap and how to wear it.
The material. A proper cycling cap is made of cotton, and is as cheaply made as possible. They used to cost a few dollars. That’s like a nickel in dollOZ. Now they are upwards of $15 or $20. A small strip of elastic should be somewhat carelessly sewn together at the back. A good cap should have almost no quality-control in its making, leading to each cap having its own size or positioning of panels. Each cap has its unique character and should be carefully chosen based on it. There has been a recent slew of new caps (made by both Pearl Izumi and some by our beloved Castelli) that have a sweatband sewn into the cap. This is strictly forbidden.
The visor. This is the most important part. Visors should be short. This is because the purpose of a cap is to be worn while riding, and when the head is tipped down as you move to the V-Locus, you need to be able to see up the road to where the guns will detonate without tilting your head up in order to see past the visor. As with the above, a new wave of caps (again by Pearl Izumi and Castelli) have been made with a too-long visor. These visors are also strictly forbidden in general and for wearing under the helmet in particular.
The Three-Point System always applies. Especially when worn without a helmet in pre or post-ride activities. No exceptions here; forward or backward, just always, always, always follow this system.
Worn under the helmet, the helmet and cap must form a cohesive unit. Start with the cap, and slide it down over the back of the head to the nape of the neck. Then pull the visor down towards the eyes until the bottom edge of the visor is just above the eyebrows. Smooth out the wrinkles in the cap, as those will feel weird under the helmet. Next, the helmet goes on with the front of the helmet pushed down snug towards the visor of the cap. If part of the visor disappears under the helmet, you’ve gone too far, and if any part of the front of the cap shows, you haven’t gone far enough.
Visors can be flipped up, especially when worn backwards. Worn forward, it is better to keep the visor down, especially under a helmet. If for some reason it must be flipped up, keep the bottom line of the cap low to the eyebrows. If it is being flipped up under a helmet, it helps an awful lot if you’re also in the midst of riding to a win in a Monument, your name starts with Phillipe and ends with Gilbert, or both.
frank
The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking.
As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it.
Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen.
Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.
Talking of being pissed - does this cycling lifestyle ruin your drinking legs - I can't neck it like the proper Irishman I used to be anymore, without falling over and dying a thousand deaths the next day?
The more time you spend doing one means you'll spend less time doing the other. It goes both ways. I know when I'm hitting the beers too hard when the bike starts to beat the shit out of me, but if I'm riding a lot and can't handle the piss I don't really care. Drink when you're old.
Yeah, but... if she was in cycling kit 99 per cent of folk'd still be looking at T & A. It's a fine line he's gotta walk, and I think most of the time there he's more right with it than wrong.
And bikes ARE objects.
Happy Birthday and Congratulations!! I'm with you - this community definitely makes one step up his or her game. Good show, State Champion!!
Could this cap be V enough?
And well done to Cyclops - State Champ fantastic...
@Cyclops
you fucking beauty. What a stud. Congratulations, I like the way the race unfolded, you hung in there and beat 'em all.
@Cyclops
Nice one Cyclops - you look like a Pro with your celebrations - can't see in those black shorts if you are in Hushovd's league, but pretty impressive
Can we get you a V-kit with the State Champs colour bands on it for next year?
@minion
thankfully I and starting to look less and less like that every day - happy to stay off the drink and love my bike instead
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A-Merckx 'clops! Free your mind and your guns will follow!
Chapeau! Way to lay the V!!!
@Dr C
The more time you spend doing one means you'll spend less time doing the other. It goes both ways. I know when I'm hitting the beers too hard when the bike starts to beat the shit out of me, but if I'm riding a lot and can't handle the piss I don't really care. Drink when you're old.
@Cyclops
You da Man!
Awesome stuff mate, you are really laying down The V in huge helpings. And getting to throw a big vicco salute solo!
@Cyclops
Fucken A! Go son get your hands off those bars and don't look back. That REALLY rubs it in.
Is it ironic that, thanks to Ron I'm swearing more on here?
@Marko
Yeah, but... if she was in cycling kit 99 per cent of folk'd still be looking at T & A. It's a fine line he's gotta walk, and I think most of the time there he's more right with it than wrong.
And bikes ARE objects.
@Cyclops
Happy Birthday and Congratulations!! I'm with you - this community definitely makes one step up his or her game. Good show, State Champion!!
Could this cap be V enough?
And well done to Cyclops - State Champ fantastic...
@Cyclops
you fucking beauty. What a stud. Congratulations, I like the way the race unfolded, you hung in there and beat 'em all.
@Cyclops
Nice one Cyclops - you look like a Pro with your celebrations - can't see in those black shorts if you are in Hushovd's league, but pretty impressive
Can we get you a V-kit with the State Champs colour bands on it for next year?
@minion
thankfully I and starting to look less and less like that every day - happy to stay off the drink and love my bike instead