Is it the shades?
The W.C. Jersey?
The Z kit?
The d.t. shifters?
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"Hey Fabio, how's my hair look flowing in the breeze"
Its the insouciance of the look - a kind of 'yeah I'm the fvcking studmuffin in control here maaannn' look.
@Kiwicyclist
Coupled with the massive balls used to ignore what looks like a freaking quick descent so he can mug for the camera.
It's the angle of his skewers...
@G'phant
"It's MABO, it's the vibe..." Fucking classic! It's all starting to make sense now, I think I see who you've modeled yourself on.
It's all of it - the total package. From the old school Oakley shades, no helmet, Z kit, downtube shifters, steel frame and fork, and finally - the number 1 pinned to the jersey.
Look at that grin. Look at those legs. If I could de-age myself 20 years, quit my job and ride 10 hours a day, they still wouldn't look like that. Those are the legs of man blessed, combined with a million miles of training and races.
It's the LeMonster in his heyday. All hail Greg LeMond. One of the best cyclist of all time.
It's that damn jersey on a dude so cool he mugs for the photo as he whips by. Good photo Marko.
It's the yellow and red on the frame. No one can put yellow and red paint on a frame and make it look good. Except Jack Lemmon. A Merckx.
Actually, I hate to break up this party, but that's not a smile: LeMan is gritting his teeth in fear. Frank's father, resplendent in wild animal pelts and sporting the biggest bowie knife you've ever seen, is just outside the frame of the pic. And he's coming after LeMan. Just one more skin...
@Steampunk - ah ha ha. Nice. What will he shove into the vest pocket? An ear? A lower leg? Scalp?
And, it's the beautiful, shiny quill stem.
@Markp
If anybody ever posts ONE MORE PIC OF FABIO on this site they're getting a lifetime ban!