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The Lexicon: A Retraction

Sorry, Greg. We take it back.

The recent headlines being made in the cycling world have honestly not garnered a whole lot of attention at V-HQ, at least where a certain COTHO is concerned. Yes, The Keepers have added to the usual discussions on the topic here, read the news, and given it some thought. But we really don’t feel the need to take any sort of official position, recap the whole sordid mess, or offer up any ideas on how to move forward. Just as you all contribute positively to this place in ways we couldn’t possibly have envisioned when we started, the cycling community as a whole will contribute positively to our sport as we grow through this. COTHOS, governing bodies, PED’s, and corruption be damned. We’re here to live La Vie Velominatus.

That being said, we feel the need to retract LeMelvis from the Lexicon as a result of this whole mess. Perhaps the COTHO’s reach into public opinion went far enough to cloud our judgement of the greatest American cyclist and only American winner of the Tour. It went far enough that we thought it was okay, if not funny, to besmirch his more recent public image. We were wrong and for that we are sorry. Where has LeMond been in the recent tumult? Quiet, letting things speak for themselves. That’s class. The same class he showed when he turned up in Europe as a neo-pro to race with the best as a virtually solitary American. The same class he showed winning three Tours. The same class he showed in the above picture. Vive La Vie, Greg. You’re the man.

As point of clarification, Greg LeMan has maintained its honorary place in the Lexi. We might even put it in bold now.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • LeMan is my hero. Ever since I got to meet him last year at a charity ride (and spend about half an hour to 45 minutes just chattin' it up with him), he's stuck in my mind as the ultimate class act. Not a bad word to say about anybody, and - as we were both talking about weight issues (mostly how I'd lost 80 lbs at that point) - a lot of encouragement for me. He will always get a plus in my book.

  • @ErikdR

    @scaler911

    The mustached guy is Tom Ritchey, Godfather of Mt Biking and other cycling bits.

    Ah yes - Tom Ritchey. Thanks for clearing that up, @Scaler911 - and many thanks for posting this classic image - couldn't resist 'quoting' it. There is so much sheer f"'ing class on display in that image it almost makes my eyes water. Great pic - epic ride and riders.

    Yes, that pic is so perfect.  I believe that Graham Watson called it his favorite pic that he ever took (could be wrong here but I think he said that).

  • @ErikdR

    @scaler911

    The mustached guy is Tom Ritchey, Godfather of Mt Biking and other cycling bits.

    Ah yes - Tom Ritchey. Thanks for clearing that up, @Scaler911 - and many thanks for posting this classic image - couldn't resist 'quoting' it. There is so much sheer f"'ing class on display in that image it almost makes my eyes water. Great pic - epic ride and riders.

    I think Graham Watson has said that's his favorite-ever photo.

    @Daccordi Rider

    Must say David Millar is impressing the hell out of me, should he be struck from the COTHO list? And Indurain in.

    I don't think Indurain goes in just because he has an opinion we disagree with, but the list certainly needed culling; I'd forgotten some of those names were in there. Basso also doesn't deserve to be in there; he's been pretty harmless overall and vocal about doping, despite his failure to provide a realistic confession when he had the chance.

    Ricco and Bruyneel definitely needed a place in there. Bruyneel for sure, and Ricco not so much for his positive test, but for attempting a HOME BLOOD TRANSFUSION. Anybody home? 

    COTHO list updated. 

  • Well done Frank.  I was going to suggest Verbruggen be added.  Ricco definitely wins the Stupid C*** prize...

  • @G'phant

    I hear that USADA has just banned Spain. From everything. The EU is worried about jurisdiction and has consulted the UCI. But they won't do anything because Angela Merkel now has an excuse for not bailing it out (you can't give money to someone who's been banned). It is a bit of a shame, as I was quite partial to paella and find buy seco. But at least now there's a way to avoid a clash between ATOC and the Giro ...

    Who is serving the Kool-Aid to these Spanish guys anyways because they sure are drinking it:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/contador-says-there-is-no-new-proof-against-armstrong

  • @frank

    Ricco and Bruyneel definitely needed a place in there. Bruyneel for sure, and Ricco not so much for his positive test, but for attempting a HOME BLOOD TRANSFUSION. Anybody home?

    COTHO list updated.

    Ricco also for sneaking into an Italian cyclosportif - truly a COTHO.

    @Buck Rogers

    Of course the Spanish are drinking it - its most likely being served by Fuentes/Ferrari and is laced with EPO and Clenbuterol

  • The picture at the top of this article is so casually deliberate- it looks like he could quickly dispatch anybody who did try challenge the Z Vetements equipe.

    I feel like I owe Greg a personal apology, as he was the guy who originally sparked my interest in cycling as young Yank, as he battled the Europeans. But over the years I lost certain respect of LeMan amid the glow of LIVEWRONG and thought Greg was a bit  bitter jealous  old man....and now I feel like I was duped by a punter roped into a cheap street shell game. And Brett has it nailed with his silence the last few weeks speaking volumes about who is classy.

    Chapeau to the Keepers for the Retraction and the elevation of the LeMan.

     

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