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The V is a Universal Truth


I’ve got some really cool students. Every year I instruct a course in winter camping, whereby a group of students and I go out into the BWCA wilderness for a few days. Last year’s trip was particularly interesting. It was fairly cold by Minnesota standards with temps dipping into the -30F range at night and not climbing over 10 above or so during the day. The group was also particularly motivated when planning their route and decided to average 8 to 10 miles per day with an 18 mile “push” day.

If you’re unfamiliar with frozen lake travel on skis while pulling pulks, these distances are quite ambitious, especially for the uninitiated. As the instructor, I feel it is my job to facilitate the decision-making, keep everyone involved in the process, play a little devil’s advocate, and raise students’ awareness of the pros and cons of such an undertaking. In the end though the decision must be theirs and they must take ownership. This group was all in. To which, perhaps at some peril, I said “okay, let’s do it, but when it gets interesting out there we’re all going to have to harden the fuck up.” This added serious additional motivation to the plan and there was no looking back. They gave it the berries.

Fast-forward to a sea kayak trip in early May on Lake Superior where I happened to casually mention to my students that we needed to “keep it in the big ring”. Water temps that time of year in the Big Lake are right around 34F and I think my comment had something to do with the importance of completing our kayak rescue sequence. They took that to heart as well.

Upon returning to campus a student of mine named Levi brought me the parchment you see in the above photo. It reads “HARDEN THE FUCK UP” in either Runic or some old Norse alphabet. It hangs on the shelf above my desk. At least once a day Levi will poke his head in my door and point to the birch scroll he made for my office. This serves both as a reminder to me to live the V and as a demonstration of his personal commitment to the V.

The cool thing is that neither Levi nor any of my other students are cyclists. Sure, they ride bikes but they know nothing of the V on the road as a Velominatus does. But, to paraphrase the U.S. Constitution, they hold those truths to be self evident. Those truths being that one must Harden the Fuck Up and Keep it in the Big Ring if one is going to realize the maximum benefit that only maximum effort brings. They say it to each other all the time in order to spur one another on: to practice one more kayak roll, do one more climb, or ski or paddle a few more miles.

Chapeau Levi, and to the rest of you, for living the V.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @Marko, @Steampunk

    Someone should write a dissertation on how not to be a little bitch.

    Jens already did.

    Classic. Just when I think the world has heard enough Jens jokes, I'm proven wrong again.

  • @Collin
    Finally, someone with a CSci background! While I've never been accused of having a Ph.D. (or being smart enough for one), I did take various AI classes during my studies. I'm old enough that we did ours in LISP, which we called Llots of Insipid, Stupid Parentheses.

  • frank :@Marko, @Steampunk

    Someone should write a dissertation on how not to be a little bitch.

    Jens already did.

    Classic. Just when I think the world has heard enough Jens jokes, I'm proven wrong again.

    You don't decide when the world has heard enough Jens jokes. Jens does. Wait: that's not really very good. Jens does and then he attacks. No: that's not it either. (Bows head and slinks away...)

  • @frank

    LISP is amazing. My first CS course in college was in LISP. You can think of the parentheses as stupid and insipid, or else you can view the true beauty of the language and the programs that result. The functional programming paradigm forces beautiful solutions because hacks don't work, something a Velominatus should appreciate.

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