The Velominati would not exist if it weren’t for The Rules. Of the current 79 Rules, only two, Rule #34 and Rule #69 stipulate anything about shoes. Perhaps that is all that is needed. However, I do have a set of personal Rules that I’ve been living by and developing for nearly ten years now. My own personal Rule #1 is No Red Shoes. And as a strict disciple of my own Rules I have no red shoes.

This is partly why I was so relieved that I could title this article The Yellow Princesses and not the Red Princesses. Because if Mavic made the Zxellium in red, I would simply have to break my own rule. These shoes are sublime.

I’ve gone through a few pair of cycle shoes in my relatively short time as a dedicated road cyclist and Velominatus. Nalini 2004’s, Cat-1 Gavias, and an old pair of Frank’s DMT Ultimax’s have all graced my gunboats. I’ve also tried many a pair on in hopes of finding that glass slipper. Sidis heel cup is too narrow, Shimanos toe box is too wide, Pearl Izumis weren’t my cup of tea, and so on and so forth.

That is until I purchased a pair of Mavic Razor mtb shoes for riding my cyclocross bike. The Razors have many miles of gravel under them. They are durable, perform well, are stylish, and easily the most comfortable shoes I’ve worn. I was sold on Mavic shoes since buying them.

So after riding Frank’s retired DMT’s into the road after he made the switch to the much bally-hooed White Ladies this season, it was time for me to go shoe shopping.

At first, the yellow put me off a little bit. I considered if wearing yellow at all would be considered a Rule violation. That, as we all know, only applies to jerseys. Riders regularly wear non-team issue and personalized shoes. The Zxelliums do also come in white but since the White Ladies was taken I had to make a different plan. Then I saw this guy wearing them in this year’s tour.

That did it for me. Being a fan of Chris Horner and seeing how the Zxelliums seemed to at once stand out and tie his kit together riding up the Tourmalet this year made me think I could pull them off too.

Whether or not I can pull them off remains to be seen. But I may not ever want to take them off. Damn if they’re not like bedroom slippers. And light! Oh the lightness. In my hand, not on a scale mind you, they are lighter than the DMTs. And that’s with the cleats on the Mavics and not on the DMTs. The muted sole is also cause for carbone.

At any rate, I’m stoked about the shoes. I thought about filing this article under the Reverence folder but I don’t want to get ahead of myself. There’s no doubt these shoes will be held in reverence one day but I must go put many kilometers on them first.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @Brett
    I'd be weary of Cyclops's chamois creme; tread carefully. Love the crazy fucker, but he seems just a tad *this* side of ordinary. Just sayin'.

  • Did you guys see what Sylvain Chavenel was wearing in the Tour? Now, I've never liked Carnac shoes ever and not even the silly expensive ones they've come out with in the last year. Expensive and devoid of style however, you really wanna check these out, oh my gosh

    @frank
    carry on

  • Ugh. I just soiled the princesses on a distaster of a ride. Heading toward one of my favorite climby roads, huge blow-out 45 minutes out, shredded tube and tyre. No shoulder, walk into the ditch to survey the damage and sink into mud. FUCK. No can do on the tyre as it's fucked, no phone along (like the only time I don't bring my phone), start walking back in bare feet as to not tear up my cleats and/or heel and toe pads on the princesses. One guy finally stops to pick me up, which was cool because my feet are raw by this point and the dude works in the same field as I do and so we made a professional connection.

    Now I's got to clean the shoes.

  • @Jarvis
    OH MY. I was dead for an instant, looking at those.

    @Marko
    Ooooooh. Been there. That's the beauty of the White Ladies. Patent leather just hoses right off.

  • Jarvis :Did you guys see what Sylvain Chavenel was wearing in the Tour? Now, I've never liked Carnac shoes ever and not even the silly expensive ones they've come out with in the last year. Expensive and devoid of style however, you really wanna check these out, oh my gosh
    @frank
    carry on

    But who will be the first to rock these babies with their Sacred Garment? I'm being sorely tested by this thread...

  • I refer to my black Sidi Ergo IIs as the Dark Knights.

    1. Because Batman doesn't dope (have superpowers) and he still kicks everyone's ass.
    2. Because they're black.
    3. Because the Dark Knight comes home from a day's dispensing of Rule 5 and tells the White Lady to go get him a beer and make him a sandwich.

  • @Marko

    those are actually the only shoes I've seen that match the sacred garment well

    True. The only problem being that they look like a Kindergartener with a bad cold ate too many oranges and puked all over some nice, gray shoes.

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