Velominati Super Prestige: Amstel Gold Race

Dutchman Michael Boogerd carries the flag in Amstel Gold

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige kicks into full swing this week with the Amstel Gold Race to be held Sunday, April 18.   Sunday will be the second race in the season-long series and is an opportunity to unseat current series leader and rainbow cog wearer, Rob, who took the lead last week by predicting two podium finishers.

We are happy to report that all post-prediction samples came back negative for clairvoyance-enhancing substances, although several readers did return samples showing high caffeine and alcohol levels.  Those readers have been issued letters indicating that they have been placed on a watch list and may be subject to further scrutiny.

This week’s winner will earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker  and all reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  If you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings in the comment section.  Good luck.

Rules and results are posted Velominati Super Prestige page.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • OK. Put this in your pipe, bitches.

    1. Gilbert, taking a flyer a km or so from the line and holding them off
    2. Gesink, unleashing his amazing monkey-like climbing skillz
    3. Frank Schleck, overtaken just before the top by the flying Dutchman
    4. Horner
    5. Gerrans

  • @frank
    Gerrans. Outstanding. Glad someone picked him. Reluctantly crossed him off my list, but have wondered since whether I should've deleted someone else instead. Be nice to see him take second place to the proud new dad.

  • @frank
    OK, Gesink to place eh? No Dutch victory? For shame you Dutch Monkey. This really is a lottery and should be interesting to see if any of us score any points.

  • @Geof
    No cigar this time around, but I think this is his kind of race. Kind of seems like he doesn't win races unless he's got something to prove though, eh? I think he'll win this one eventually, just needs to be pissed off.

    Maybe John can bitch him out next season and say he's a girlie little Aussie bitch. Seems like the kind of thing John could muster up at the right moment.

  • @john
    Well, as a Dutchman, I'm hopelessly optimistic while at the same time being painfully realistic. Jim refers to this as being "Typically Dutch: awkward but accurate."

    That spritely youngster is brewing some big wins in those skinny little legs; but he can't go up against a guy like Gilbert at this stage.

  • @brett
    He had a big fan base in Aspet where we holiday routinely. He's a talented, if moodly, little bastard. Kinda hard not to like him. I like those enigmatic riders.

  • @Marko
    I'm not the only one; I'll have to score everyone's results today and see if anyone overtook Rob as the Super Prestige leader. It's going to be close going into la Fleche.

  • Maaskant - wtf was I thinking - DNF.
    But hey Ryder Hesjedal 2nd! If only I had switched them. Then you'd all think I really was a genius...

    I think i lost the jersey. Congrats to Joe, John and Frank on calling it!

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