Velominati Super Prestige: Women’s Olympic Road Race 2012

Cooke takes a Rule #9 Gold (despite violating the Goldilocks Principle)

What a difference four years can make. In Beijing, Nicole Cooke was the dominant rider in Women’s Cycling, taking wins in every important race on the Women’s calendar for several years running. Fast finish, good in the hills, good against the clock, she helped give context to what we mean by the term “all rounder”.

Four years on, she’s been struggling with injury and the pressures of forming her own team which has resulted in the inevitable reduction in results. But don’t count her out just yet; she has been showing some form already this year and during the last Olympic year, she burst into form for the event to take Gold. Add to that the motivation a British rider is sure to feel racing at her home Games, and you’d be a fool to leave her off your list of considerations.

Be that as it may, she’s facing up to a strong field. Kristen Armstrong dropped out of the Cascade Classic (while leading it) in order to prepare for the games. Not to mention Marianne Vos, who dominated the Giro last month – or Giorgia Bronzini, whose website I find vaguely frightening.

Review the route and study the weird, paged roster if you like pretending that helps you, and get your picks in by 5am Pacific on Sunday. (If you find Time Zone Mathematics too complicated, just get your picks in by the time the giant countdown timer in the banner goes to zero), regular One-Day VSP rules apply. Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    @eightzero

    Years ago when Bill Johnson won the first US Olympic skiing medal, some TV dude pushed a mic in his face and asked him "what does an Olympic medal mean to you?" He smiled and answered rather truthfull, "Millions."

    Oh, good. We get to argue about something else now. That wanker wasn't the first American to win an Olympic medal, you git. Bill Koch, my childhood hero, won Silver in the 30k at the 1976 Games.

    Get a fucking education.

    And the day that skate skiing was introduced to the international community, no?  And even with skating the whole thing, some dude doing trad still beat him.  Man, those Euros know how to nordic ski!

  • @Buck Rogers

    @frank

    @eightzero

    Years ago when Bill Johnson won the first US Olympic skiing medal, some TV dude pushed a mic in his face and asked him "what does an Olympic medal mean to you?" He smiled and answered rather truthfull, "Millions."

    Oh, good. We get to argue about something else now. That wanker wasn't the first American to win an Olympic medal, you git. Bill Koch, my childhood hero, won Silver in the 30k at the 1976 Games.

    Get a fucking education.

    And the day that skate skiing was introduced to the international community, no?  And even with skating the whole thing, some dude doing trad still beat him.  Man, those Euros know how to nordic ski!

    Right, I asked him about that, and he said he had seen some dudes doing it somewhere and figured he'd give it a shot. I think he might have won Gold in a World Cup event as well - I'd have to check.

    Have you seen footage of that? Skating over a set of double tracks, its a wonder it was any faster than classical!

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Stevens, Evelyn
    2. Armstrong, Kristin
    3. Teutenberg, Ina
    4. Vos, Marianne
    5. Armitstead, Elizabeth

  • @frank no, never seen the footage.  He's from my area in the States, Vermont.  Seen him skiing a few times but I have never spoken to him.  Bet everyone behind him was ticked off that he was messing up the tracks with his skating on them!

  • Don't really have that much of an idea on this, so going with sentiment and picking a Canuck.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. hughes, clara
    2. arndt, judith
    3. cooke, nicole
    4. vos, marianne
    5. neben, amber

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Shelley Olds
    2. Kristin Armstrong
    3. Marianne Vos
    4. Clara Hughes
    5. Judith Arndt

  • @frank

    @eightzero

    Years ago when Bill Johnson won the first US Olympic skiing medal, some TV dude pushed a mic in his face and asked him "what does an Olympic medal mean to you?" He smiled and answered rather truthfull, "Millions."

    Oh, good. We get to argue about something else now. That wanker wasn't the first American to win an Olympic medal, you git. Bill Koch, my childhood hero, won Silver in the 30k at the 1976 Games.

    Get a fucking education.

    Koch, Johnson...like 'mercans follow sports we don't own. I got the bill Part right.

  • @eightzero

    @frank

    @eightzero

    Years ago when Bill Johnson won the first US Olympic skiing medal, some TV dude pushed a mic in his face and asked him "what does an Olympic medal mean to you?" He smiled and answered rather truthfull, "Millions."

    Oh, good. We get to argue about something else now. That wanker wasn't the first American to win an Olympic medal, you git. Bill Koch, my childhood hero, won Silver in the 30k at the 1976 Games.

    Get a fucking education.

    Koch, Johnson...like 'mercans follow sports we don't own. I got the bill Part right.

    The guy who ran the outdoor store where the VMH and I met (while working there) had the last name of "Johnson". His first name was "Rod". Do you think his dad hated him?

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