Velominati Super Prestige: Women’s Olympic Road Race 2012

Cooke takes a Rule #9 Gold (despite violating the Goldilocks Principle)

What a difference four years can make. In Beijing, Nicole Cooke was the dominant rider in Women’s Cycling, taking wins in every important race on the Women’s calendar for several years running. Fast finish, good in the hills, good against the clock, she helped give context to what we mean by the term “all rounder”.

Four years on, she’s been struggling with injury and the pressures of forming her own team which has resulted in the inevitable reduction in results. But don’t count her out just yet; she has been showing some form already this year and during the last Olympic year, she burst into form for the event to take Gold. Add to that the motivation a British rider is sure to feel racing at her home Games, and you’d be a fool to leave her off your list of considerations.

Be that as it may, she’s facing up to a strong field. Kristen Armstrong dropped out of the Cascade Classic (while leading it) in order to prepare for the games. Not to mention Marianne Vos, who dominated the Giro last month – or Giorgia Bronzini, whose website I find vaguely frightening.

Review the route and study the weird, paged roster if you like pretending that helps you, and get your picks in by 5am Pacific on Sunday. (If you find Time Zone Mathematics too complicated, just get your picks in by the time the giant countdown timer in the banner goes to zero), regular One-Day VSP rules apply. Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Wha-hey?  What is up with the mugshots of the all the women cyclists on the start list / olympic website.?  I haven't even read the comments yet, so if I'm repeating myself, sorry, but, holy sheet, Batman!  Did they go in search of the worst possible photos of the athletes?  I think that this one is my favorite.

    http://www.london2012.com/athlete/lee-wai-sze-1100098/

    In any event... I think I can win this...

    I also think the American flag has a much higher likelihood of winning this race than the men's race.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Eveyln Stevens
    2. Vos Vos Vos
    3. Nicole Cooke
    4. Kristin Armstrong
    5. Giorgia Bronzini

  • @Buck Rogers

    @frank Ah no, have you gone all political on me???

    No, I went totally batshit crazy bitch on you. Politics have nothing to do with it; in fact, I'm not even clear which party she belongs to. Is there any that is willing to take her officially?

  • @eightzero

    Years ago when Bill Johnson won the first US Olympic skiing medal, some TV dude pushed a mic in his face and asked him "what does an Olympic medal mean to you?" He smiled and answered rather truthfull, "Millions."

    Oh, good. We get to argue about something else now. That wanker wasn't the first American to win an Olympic medal, you git. Bill Koch, my childhood hero, won Silver in the 30k at the 1976 Games.

    Get a fucking education.

  • @frank

    @Buck Rogers

    @frank Ah no, have you gone all political on me???

    No, I went totally batshit crazy bitch on you. Politics have nothing to do with it; in fact, I'm not even clear which party she belongs to. Is there any that is willing to take her officially?

    By the way, she's from the district where the VMH grew up. Known her for ages. She is completely batshit fucking nuts.

  • @Erik: I was going to comment on that photo too!  It looks like a fourth-grade photo from a private girls' school or something.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. VAN VLEUTEN Annemiek
    2. ANDRUK Alona
    3. POLSPOEL Maaike
    4. VAN DE WINKEL Joanna
    5. MAJERUS Christine

  • @frank

    @eightzero

    Years ago when Bill Johnson won the first US Olympic skiing medal, some TV dude pushed a mic in his face and asked him "what does an Olympic medal mean to you?" He smiled and answered rather truthfull, "Millions."

    Oh, good. We get to argue about something else now. That wanker wasn't the first American to win an Olympic medal, you git. Bill Koch, my childhood hero, won Silver in the 30k at the 1976 Games.

    Get a fucking education.

    Yeesh, @frank.  Having a rough go of it today, are we?

  • had to put a Canadian in there for good measure :) there is only one Vos!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Vos
    2. Teutenberg
    3. Bronzini
    4. Armistead
    5. Numainville

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