Lucky is the cyclist who has a parent cyclist. Early mentoring about the pain cave, guidance gluing on tires, these are worthwhile lessons a parent could lecture a child on. If one has to listen to a parental lecture, better it be about Eddy Merckx and how you are no Eddy Merckx than balancing your checking account. For the rest of us, our parents maybe helped in the purchase of our first bike to get us out of the house, then we were on our own N+1 quest, making our mistakes as we went along. @davidbeers is lucky, his father is a cyclist.
Yours in Cycling, Gianni
The first one was on Christmas Day, 1960. I got on the bike in the driveway and he gave me a push, no training wheels. I just rode down the street, until it was time to turn around. Since I couldn’t turn, I fell off. After that I never fell off until I was 13.
My Dad had a really cool racing bike called a Lentin Clubman. It had dropped bars with no bar tape, and he rode it with the leather saddle perched way up, on account of his long legs. One day I tried to ride it, without asking. I was flying down Old Chester Road before I realized that my hands were too small to reach the brake levers. My Dad appeared out of nowhere to stop me at the crest of the big hill. Smashed right into his chest; It must have hurt but he didn’t let on.
I had a 3-speed English bike called a Dunelt. It was a Raleigh knock-off with upright bars. I wanted a racing bike, a 10-speed. My Dad helped me get a real compromise: dropped bars and a derailleur kit to make it into a 9-speed. I put a lot of miles on that bike. The second time I fell off a bike was on the Dunelt, when I ran into a parked car. My thighs smacked the trunk so hard I couldn’t walk for a week.
My Dad taught me to tie a bow tie without a mirror. He used to ride his Clubman to work in downtown Washington; he had a rack on the back and he would lash his briefcase to it. On our way to the bus stop, we would see him cruise by, bow tie undone and flapping. I asked him once, if he tied it at the office. No, he explained with great amusement, the goal is this: First, to ride into the tunnel under Scott Circle, no hands, with the tie flapping, and then to emerge from the tunnel into the sunshine of K Street, no hands, straightening it.
Like all boys we wanted new, cool bikes, but we never got the one in the shop window. My Dad was always finding another route. For him the cleverness of the find was as important as the components were to me. It’s the same with furniture, and sportcoats, and houses. He sought out the advice of a dope dealer who also was my first riding mentor. That led to the first great bike I rode. The Mercian: Columbus tubing, Cinelli bars, Shimano drivetrain because Campy was out of the question.
I won some races on the Mercian, and placed well enough in some others to be named “Best New Member” of the National Capital Velo Club, sponsored by Georgetown Cycle Sport. They spelled my name wrong on the award I got. My Dad framed it, and “Dave Banks” has a place on the basement wall, next to my brother’s Ambassador’s Cup running trophy.
One thing we had in common was our understanding of the pain of losing bikes to thieves. The Mercian, The Clubman, The Legnano, a pair of Supercourses, all disappeared and the sorrow was joined by bitterness. At least with the Mercian I had put enough into it by then, a lot of Campy, that an insurance claim was worthwhile. It paid thirty cents on the dollar, so I bought a Bianchi with much lesser parts and started over.
For my thirtieth birthday my Dad got his dealer to find me a used Colnago frame. A work of art by itself, I hung it on the wall for two years and just looked at it. Then I got a big bonus from a house I built, and I blew it all on a Campy Record Grouppo. I was going to keep the Bianchi for riding in the rain, but then I had a better idea. I gave it to my Dad; fanciest bike he ever rode.
For my fiftieth birthday my Dad got my long-time riding partner Clemson and my wife to get me another used Colnago, all dressed up with Campy Record. Now I have two, kind of like Ferraris: a very fast new one, and a sweet vintage one, both turn heads.
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@Ccos
@Jay doesn't know his ass from his elbow. To call an EPMS a "wedge pack" in the hopes of finding a loop hole in the Rules is pure foolishness. It's akin to being a little bit pregnant...
@Ccos
God most likely wants you to stop your transgressions. He'll certainly deduct some points or relegate you to the back if you continue with this "wedge pack" behavior.
@Jay
Man, you are risking a mini-pump thrashing with nonsense like that.
When I was six, I watched my show off dad endo over the bars of his road bike. I laughed so hard I endo'ed after hitting the curb straight on. Like father, like son. When he visits, he likes to sit back drinking coffee all day while I work in the shop. He will occasionally even get his hands dirty working on a seized bottom bracket or something. He sold his Ford Galaxy convertable years ago for $5000. Now, I will point at a frame and say, "that coffee in your hand and your old Galaxy will get you onto that frame..."
Oh, my daughter is eyeing up the Dawes Sprint Jr road bike we have in the shop. She keeps asking if it has been sold when I come home in the evening.
@unversio
I'll comply, lest the pox of a thousand flats befall me.
In penance, and in keeping with the spirit of the posting, all of my kids shall receive a proper education and only ride worthy bikes.
@anotherdownunder
Yep
My little girl is just starting out on a balance bike at 20 months. Of all the bikes in the stable she only covets my '02 Colnago Master X Light, stroking the down tube and purring 'niiiiiiiiiice'.
I guess now I'm only really responsible for taking care of it until she's ready to ride it.
@davidbeers
Bit of an overreaction. Take it easy.
@Jay
Cripes - were you not around for the EPMS thread! 100 hill reps at dawn.