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Dear readers, let us take a break from the almighty Tour for a few minutes. I am the least qualified Velominatus to introduce an open letter concerning Strava as I’m too shame-based to post my rides to Strava. I have a Garmin on the bike for no particular reason, ok, maybe to occasionally see how fast I’m descending or to know the grade of the climb I’m presently suffering on. At some point it will ask me what should it do with all these weak-ass rides taking up Garmin memory. Oye.
@Artie has authored this open letter (our first?) and like the Rules themselves, @Artie is just trying to improve our cycling experience in this digital world. Thanks @Artie
VLVV, Gianni
Dear Keepers of the Cog and Curators of the Rules,
The Tour de France this year has had a few memorable moments. Cavendish moving behind only Merkx in Stage victories, Froome’s new descending style, and of course the bike-less sprint up Ventoux come to mind. But there has also been a subtler addition to my viewing this year. More and more cyclists in the peloton have been sharing their ride data on Strava. For example, scrolling down my Strava feed after a late afternoon ride, I now notice Greg Henderson’s data, and see that yesterday he was in fact descending like a madman, just as Rule #85 and Rule #93 implore him to do. This supplement to my Tour Digest bridges to a theme my friends and I have often discussed and I thought it time to share our thoughts.
Our over-connected world has reached a point, where the dubitability of any cycling accomplishment has become (almost) strictly correlated with that said accomplishment appearing on Strava. Did you climb Sa Calobra during an early spring training camp? Did you reach the summit of Galibier before your best friend? Did your race up Alpe d’Huez with such a murderous intent that locals began to talk about the ghost of Pantani that appeared one late August afternoon? Perhaps… but without a Strava log to prove it, who knows! But, it is not the virtues or vices of using Strava that I wish to comment on; many people use it and some don’t. Instead it is a much more mundane aspect of the app that has been the subject to our diliberations, i.e. the naming of our tours.
The default name Strava gives each activity are more than boring; “Morning Ride,” “Afternoon Ride,” or “Evening Ride.” “Morning Ride” sounds like a Monday morning commute to work. “Afternoon ride” is what I do with my girlfriend, when she wants to go on a picnic in the park across town. “Evening ride” is an excursion with my Holland Bike to the bar down the street and to the left. The blandness of these names do absolutely no justice to a properly ridden tour. If you keep your bike perfectly matched, kit in shape, and tan lines razor sharp, is putting at least a little creativity into your digital cycling life too much to ask?
I say that a proper tour deserves a proper name, and a proper name should – like all things – be casually deliberate. A quick comment about the ride would be a basic but satisfactory name, e.g. “Hard push up to Chamonix”. If you are racing, the name of the event would be fine; “Paris-Roubaix” is far superior to the default. A more sophisticated name would be that of the song you started to whistle while pushing through the most difficult bits of a climb. Such a title has a lasting effect. Each time those you rode with heard the song, they would be reminded of the pressure their legs felt as you climbed, and doubt would be further seeded into the moral.
I wish to avoid a long digression into the art of naming, although the horizon is large and well worth exploring. But, I do wish to assert that a cyclist who has gone digital should maintain his digital cycling life as he does his real life. Calling an afternoon conquering cobbles on your way back to Liege “Afternoon Ride” is a digital dirty chain; it is unacceptable, but luckily easy to fix.
Yours Kindly,
Arturo
Hamburg, Germany
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“'Afternoon ride' is what I do with my girlfriend,"
My stars, that comma gave me bit of a jolt.
@LeBelge
That is not Strava's fault, and it's time to bust this beauty out...
@Dean C
But my sea monkeys were so Casually Deliberate as I recall...
Does anyone want to pitch in on the pure unadulterated evil of live Strava segments on the new Garmins?
@RobSandy
I have just splashed out on an Edge 820 but only went for the Explorer model as I really don't care about "Live Segments", I prefer the surprise of getting home to discover a pb. There are one or two local segments that I'm aware of and, if the wind and the speed of the car I'm following fall right, I might have a go at them. By and large though I just like it when a string of PBs corroborate my feeling that I was on a good day (or the tailwind really was THAT strong).
As an aside, on two of the four occasions I've used the 820 I have arrived home to find fresh coffee waiting and tea just 5 minutes from being ready, all thanks to the "Live Track" element. It's also great that as soon as I save the ride data on the GPS unit it's almost immediately up on Strava and Garmin Connect, I just have to amend the ride title on my phone - no cables and laptops etc like I had with the Edge 800.
@Talisker
By "casually deliberate" do you mean floating lifelessly on the surface of the water filled container?
@wiscot
That, of course, is what they wanted you to think - just before the attack!
Arturo - Nice one! Not a Strava user, but I like this piece. Good going!!
wiscot - don't you mean UUUge? I confess. I'm a Yankee and never knew I didn't pronounce my "h"s until I moved to the southern U.S. and my VMH said, "What the hell did you just say?" Uuuge. "You mean HUEge." I actually had no fucking idea. Not to get too deep into it, but Donnie's writing buddy was written up in the NY Times last week. His "co-writer." Amazing article, only confuses me more than anyone is a fan of that lunatic.
Stefan - tell us more about living in and cycling in Serbia. I visited Croatia and actually met a South Korean guy who was biking around the world. Those folks blow my mind.
Sorry, it was The New Yorker that profiled the actual author of "Art of the Deal."
@Talisker
When I was a kid (in Scotland) in the 70s, somehow my older brother had a bunch of Richie Rich and Casper the Friendly Ghost comics. No idea where they came from. They had all these amazing ads for things like Sea Monkeys and Seeds and other stuff to hawk to your neighors plus offers like 10,000 plastic army soldiers for like $10. I was always so tempted but ordering anything from America was never on the cards so my dreams of importing sea monkeys top Scotland remained unfulfilled . . . they looked like sneaky wee bastards in their sea world kingdom with their fancy-schmancy crowns and all.