Guest Article: Black Is Not The New Black

 @kogalover is singing my song here. Bikes are beautiful. ’nuff said.

VLVV, Gianni

With all those posts on riding in winter and being visible, either by putting Eyes of Sauron or other car melting devices on one’s steed, or by even considering a YJA instead of donning plain black kit, it was about time to finally get this article on paper. I’ve been thinking about it now for quite some time and it simply irritates me. (Also I was utterly fed up with the fact that it has become impossible to upload pictures and since I just got a new bike last week, I need to find a way how I can post a picture of it.)

There’s confusion on Mount Velomis my dear Fellominati!

Rule #8, Rule #26 and Rule #57 all deal with our bikes looking fantastic. And, these are not the only Rules that revolve around keeping our Tools in pristine condition. We adhere to Rule #65 but then why, oh why, are some of us not proud about our steeds and their provenance by buying black bikes with black or dark-grey decals.

While on the bike, I do not only turn my head at every shop window, but also at every bike passing me (on the other side of the road of course). I have developed a keen eye to spot the maker at 60km/h (footnote: me at 36km/h in one direction and opposite traffic at 24km/h) and take pride in being able to name at least 2 to 3 bicycle brands for every letter of the alphabet when I wake up at the oddest of times.

But this fun gets spoiled by black on black decals. And it’s going viral, it’s an epidemic. Even my own favourite maker, Koga, which became famous for their regal blue metallic steel Miyata frames, now has several dull black options. Their top six models are all some form of grey, and their prime machine has grey decals. I was desperate 30 years ago to get a blue frame but could not afford it, so ended up with an Indian Red Koga. Two years ago, after I took up cycling again, I chose an aluminium frame for my new Koga over a carbon frame, because it came in said blue with white clearly visible decals. For my latest addition, a Koga track bike, I chose a violently orange colour with black decals against a white background. (Note that any Rule violation is only because it’s still at the LBS where it was built up and I have not yet got it in my possession, so there’s no need to refer me to look better into Rules #26, #45, #60). It’s actually a NOS frame but you’s gotta love me them colours! It will look so cool with the V-decals and the cufflinks and and and. Totally compliant.

I mean, a black Bianchi, who would want to throw any money at that? Why put down lots of money if no one knows what bike you ride? It’s not as if you are riding your Beemer and your garage offered the free option to remove the type-indicator on the back because everyone will know what car you drive. That’s not how it works with bicycles. And if you’re still not convinced, look at what the Pro’s do: do they ride on bikes that conceal their makers?

Be a sport, and have Merkxy on your Fellominatus, ride a bike that shows off that you are proud to ride it!

generic black, wtf?

 

 

KogaLover

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  • @Le Baz

    Try a different browser. Explorer does not work but Firefox does in my case. I do not like apples (bananas instead) so no idea about safari.

  • @Le Baz

    Also you must be logged in to get the little camera icon above the text box and use that to insert a photo. You can't simply cut and paste a photo into the text box.

  • @osbk67

    Flat out gorgeous Cannondale. Love it. And Cannondale gets it when running a mech is best to simply run the cables outside no muss no fuss and best bet for smooth shifting. Cheers

  • @Oski Bear

    @KogaLover

    Second Bianchi. First was Celeste as well albeit slightly greener in hue

    Yep, sold. That's the one I need for next year's Eroica. Super leggera. Celeste comes in many different colours. Next time please: put valve stems at 6 and quick release levers in correct position unless you want to pick up garbage.

    @DVMR

    You are correct, there is no rule that says that your first Bianchi should be Celeste. There's also no rule to state that you should own a Bianchi. If there would be, I'd better buy some Bianchi stock.
     

  • Upon reflection: maybe a celeste Bianchi is the only bike that would be exempt from my frustration about not being able to read the bike's maker if the decals show little contrast to the frame's colour.

    Reminds me that when I was still a student in Amsterdam, I sprayed my commuter's frame celeste because I thought it was a beautiful colour. Did not know about Bianchi then...

  • @Oski Bear

    @KogaLover

    Second Bianchi. First was Celeste as well albeit slightly greener in hue

    Wow!  Just perfetto!  Thank you for sharing that!  That pic alone was worth my daily visit to the V site.

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