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Guest Article: Tattoo You

Things just land on our desk in the V-Bunker. This is one of them. Not really knowing what to do with it, it seemed best to share it with our fellow Velominati. @del loves his cycling and @del gets “misty”. Though I don’t know what that means I hope I never get that misty. I’d have to get highly misty to end up with my first tattoo, beside the greasy chainring tattoo I rarely put on my right calf.

VLVV, Gianni

After a great ride out I conform to the Rules to the best of my ability, however on this one occasion I appear to have misinterpreted these Rules slightly. What should of been Rule #93 seems to have joined forces with Rule #47 resulting in me not conforming to Rule #52. As you can imagine things started to get a little misty, I have always wanted some more ink (tattoo for those not down with the kids) and I have always struggled with what to have done. I didn’t want the normal stuff you see, I wanted it to be bike related.

It was during the misty moment that I had my flash of inspiration. The Rules book caught my eye. That cool orange glow got me. I wanted the V and the cog on my leg. However I wanted to take it one rotation further, so the following day I knew I had to follow Rule #81. I went to my fellow cyclist who also happens to be a tattoo artist and set him this challenge. I explained that my legs were my machines for cycling and that I wanted the V and the orange cog incorporated into the design.

After six hours of me repeating Rule #5 to myself in my head I was done, All I need to say is Rule #72.

del

I love to get out and ride, I dont know why so many cyclists don't have fun or smile. I love a challenge and I'm doing one as often as possible, 1000 miles in May.

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  • Ladies please! Like the man said, if you like his tat that's cool, equally so if you don't. This site has always felt like a community to me, I would personally like to keep it that way.

  • @Dean C

    Del, rock it like a BOSS pal and don’t look back.

    99% of the people I know with tats (most of my pals and friends) don’t just walk into a Tattoo place and throw down some cash and tell the artist “go ahead, do what you want” ; these pieces of art have a significance to the person wearing them, something that person can look at and be reminded of or draw some strength from that most know nothing about.

    This, well said @Dean C.

    Mine, long outdated in terms of today's epic artworks, is of a Yin Yang on my right shoulder.

    I suffer from Anxiety and depression and have so since the age of 5.

    As you've said, its a constant reminder to me of the balance that's needed to get through life.  Good, bad, dark, light etc, etc , etc.

    Well said !

  • @Ccos

    My dig came from you saying having it on his leg was like painting a Ferrari with a "hippy mural". I can't work out if you to think the tattoo is acceptable or not!

  • @Oli

    @Ccos

    My dig came from you saying having it on his leg was like painting a Ferrari with a “hippy mural”. I can’t work out if you to think the tattoo is acceptable or not!

    I dig it. I was giving voice to the "rude pricks" to which you were lecturing (explaining my perception for some of the negative reaction).

    On a side note, I think Chavanel's leg tat looks horrid.

  • 99% get a tattoo early in life ,I would bet 99% regret ever having one or more later in life.                      Bottom Line .

  • @Uncle V

    99% get a tattoo early in life ,I would bet 99% regret ever having one or more later in life.                      Bottom Line .

    Incorrect

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