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Guest Article: Tattoo You

Things just land on our desk in the V-Bunker. This is one of them. Not really knowing what to do with it, it seemed best to share it with our fellow Velominati. @del loves his cycling and @del gets “misty”. Though I don’t know what that means I hope I never get that misty. I’d have to get highly misty to end up with my first tattoo, beside the greasy chainring tattoo I rarely put on my right calf.

VLVV, Gianni

After a great ride out I conform to the Rules to the best of my ability, however on this one occasion I appear to have misinterpreted these Rules slightly. What should of been Rule #93 seems to have joined forces with Rule #47 resulting in me not conforming to Rule #52. As you can imagine things started to get a little misty, I have always wanted some more ink (tattoo for those not down with the kids) and I have always struggled with what to have done. I didn’t want the normal stuff you see, I wanted it to be bike related.

It was during the misty moment that I had my flash of inspiration. The Rules book caught my eye. That cool orange glow got me. I wanted the V and the cog on my leg. However I wanted to take it one rotation further, so the following day I knew I had to follow Rule #81. I went to my fellow cyclist who also happens to be a tattoo artist and set him this challenge. I explained that my legs were my machines for cycling and that I wanted the V and the orange cog incorporated into the design.

After six hours of me repeating Rule #5 to myself in my head I was done, All I need to say is Rule #72.

del

I love to get out and ride, I dont know why so many cyclists don't have fun or smile. I love a challenge and I'm doing one as often as possible, 1000 miles in May.

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  • @Chipomarc, I believe the term you're looking for is that you're "past" the age...

    @Uncle V, as with @barracuda, I question your math... unless I'm in the 1%? (whoo hoo!)

    and finally, @Velonail, I was going along with you right up until you pulled out the line "Don't bitch like a little girl". Just in case the context isn't clear or the efforts of this community to give voice to Women's cycling have been overlooked, I leave the following;

    #LikeAGirl

    Sincerely, the very proud father of a "little" girl.

  • We all learn our lessons the hard way. Some will not learn. Others are too hard. Don't allow this stuff to get in the way.

  • The world's a more interesting (that means better btw) place with us all not being cut from the same cloth that's for damn sure !! Cheers all.

  • Does the overspray below the knee suggest that this is a temporary tat and that the collective chain is being pulled per Rule #43?

  • @Del

    so you're aiming to ride 250mi per week ?? May 2015 ?? i have a goal to register a routine 250mi week, but even when i attempted a 200mi one day route last october, i failed to get it going that week. 2016 then ??

  • @DeKerr

    Wait… unless this is what you were talking about??

    looks like level 300 pain there _ referencing the movie 300

  • @universo

    Lol i have a few planned but the other riders tend to disagree. 2016 will indeed be the year to do the 200 miles in a day. Thanks for checking out the website I hope you enjoyedit. Thanks del

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