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The Austin, Texas Cogal; December 4, 2011

"I wanna go home with the armadillo..." Gary P. Nunn, London Homesick Blues

Stop the presses, North American Cogal #2 is off and running.  @Jeff in PetroMetro is organizing a ride deep in the heart-o-Texas on December 4, 2011 for the rider who wants a taste of drought, dust storm, truck nuts and fun. Lest we forget what a Cogal is, “… A meeting of like-minded misfits brought together by the promise of beer, preceded by a bike ride.” Commemorative V-Pints can be fabricated for such a thirst inducing event, please send orders through Velominati central ordering department.  They may even be ready in time to wash that Texas dust down the neck hole.

Keep the rubber side down, Gianni

Dang!  We’re havin’ a Cogal in Austin!  How ’bout that?

I guess I’ve been a Velominatus for a little over a year now.  In that time, I’ve gotten to know many fellow Velominati online.  And I feel like I know y’all.  But I’ve never had the opportunity to meet any of you in person.  And for that matter, I don’t know most of y’all by your given names.

But some of that is about to change.  On the weekend of December 4th, in Austin, I get to meet, live and in Technicolor, Buck Rogers, Itburns, Bongo, and, rumor has it, Souleur.  Buck’s coming up from San Antonio with Mrs. Buck and the Buckettes.  Itburns is driving in from Houston (Yewstun), same as me and my relations.  Bongo’s on his way from Waco (Way-Coe).  And Souleur’s coming from I don’t know where.  But I know it’s a long drive.

Why Austin?  ‘Cause it’s not Houston.

Austin’s pretty.  Austin’s cool.  Austin’s where I lived as a student, a bike racer, and as a young college graduate with a good state gubment job.  Austin’s got rolling hills, good barbeque, and cold beer.  And, in case I forgot to mention it, Austin’s not Houston.

So, here’s the plan, set in sand in a windstorm:  I’m driving up Friday night, December 2nd, and spending the weekend.  I’m staying in a hotel near the Arboretum which is in northwest Austin.  That’s near the north end of Highway 360 (Capital of Texas Highway) almost where it meets Highway 183.  360 is a great jumping off point for a rolling, hilly ride west of Austin.  We’ll start in the parking lot of the Arboretum.  I’ll let y’all know exactly where late next week.

We’ll head southwest and make a counter-clockwise loop.  As we come back east, approaching Austin from the south, I’d like to go through Buda (Bew-duh).  As we come up through Austin we’ll make our way up to 35thStreet, then west over Mt. Bonnell and back toward 360 for a ride north to our starting point.

Mind you, all of this is subject to change after next Tuesday, when I’m riding reconnaissance in Austin.

I’d like for all of us to get together on Saturday evening at the Shady Grove restaurant on Barton Springs Road.  We’ll get some good food, some good beer and/or margaritas, and put some faces with some names.  Time to be determined, but I’m guessing around 6pm so we can eat, drink, visit, and still get some decent sleep.

Sunday morning, we’ll get a big stack of gingerbread pancakes at Kerbey Lane Café.  Then at either V before 10, or V after 10, we’ll head off into the wild blue yonder.

My intention is to keep the ride between 130km and 160km.  There will be quite a bit of rolling hills and not much flat.  This will be a Casually Deliberate ride.  No one gets dropped by much or for too long, and there will be plenty of places to stop and load up on food and drinks.

I’ll post more details after my visit to Austin on Tuesday.  Stay tuned.

If anyone else can join us in Austin, please do.  I’m looking forward to seeing y’all.

Jeff in Big D

Just another middle-aged cycling twatwaffle. Raced road, track, and a little cyclo-cross from 1985-1990. Currently ride 250km+ per week (in my mind). The older I get, the better I was.

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  • We've been under armed escort in Abu Dhabi for the last few months.

    Not by choice but we have a diplomatic VVIP riding with us so there are two large black cars that accompany him with several men who look they would be able to use tyre levers as a lethal weapon if called upon.

    It's actually quite handy because they also act as a rolling road block at roundabouts but I assume their main mission is to make sure no terrorists kidnap him.

    Chapeau to the guy for going out. I think if every time I wanted to go for a ride I had to notify my security detachment I would end up spending a lot of time on rollers.

  • @Buck Rogers
    Great job BR. Checked out the profile the other day and your kph is laudable. How'd the lone guy in the 70+ category do?
    I like that they have a "merckx" non-aero division and a steel frame "retro" division.

  • @ChrisO
    I'm a Drama teacher. From Doha we took students to a few different countries/cities for Fine Arts festivals. Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Kuwait, Jordan. It was interesting when VIP's kids were in the performances. Guys in black suits and ear pieces, bulges in jackets under arms. Guys in combat boots and fatigues. Guys just plain carrying automatics. We had local royalty and the kids of western (usually US) diplomats, ambassadors, etc. Things are bit more relaxed here in Sing.

  • @Marko

    @Jeff in PetroMetro
    I'm not sure we want that link on our site, sheesh! Ready for the End of Days? And I wonder what kind of heater Jesus would pack. Perhaps a Desert Eagle?

    Jesus is Jewish so he probably packs an Uzi.

    Speaking of packing - I just bought a Springfiled XD 9mm last week. I love Idaho, I was at a local hot springs yesterday and while in the dressing room I could hear the conversation in the woman's dressing room over the top of the wall. Two women were carrying on a conversation about tacticl shotguns. Nice.

  • When Americans I know, and have known for a while (and in Velominati's case, guys I've known of for a while) suddenly discuss their guns, it's as surprising to me as if they suddenly bring up in conversation a predilection for swinging, as if that's a commonplace thing too.

  • Speaking of swinging guns (?), I just discovered today that Jens Voigt and I both have a 4-year old daughter named Maya.
    Just to be clear, these are two separate little girls.

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