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The Austin, Texas Cogal; December 4, 2011

"I wanna go home with the armadillo..." Gary P. Nunn, London Homesick Blues

Stop the presses, North American Cogal #2 is off and running.  @Jeff in PetroMetro is organizing a ride deep in the heart-o-Texas on December 4, 2011 for the rider who wants a taste of drought, dust storm, truck nuts and fun. Lest we forget what a Cogal is, “… A meeting of like-minded misfits brought together by the promise of beer, preceded by a bike ride.” Commemorative V-Pints can be fabricated for such a thirst inducing event, please send orders through Velominati central ordering department.  They may even be ready in time to wash that Texas dust down the neck hole.

Keep the rubber side down, Gianni

Dang!  We’re havin’ a Cogal in Austin!  How ’bout that?

I guess I’ve been a Velominatus for a little over a year now.  In that time, I’ve gotten to know many fellow Velominati online.  And I feel like I know y’all.  But I’ve never had the opportunity to meet any of you in person.  And for that matter, I don’t know most of y’all by your given names.

But some of that is about to change.  On the weekend of December 4th, in Austin, I get to meet, live and in Technicolor, Buck Rogers, Itburns, Bongo, and, rumor has it, Souleur.  Buck’s coming up from San Antonio with Mrs. Buck and the Buckettes.  Itburns is driving in from Houston (Yewstun), same as me and my relations.  Bongo’s on his way from Waco (Way-Coe).  And Souleur’s coming from I don’t know where.  But I know it’s a long drive.

Why Austin?  ‘Cause it’s not Houston.

Austin’s pretty.  Austin’s cool.  Austin’s where I lived as a student, a bike racer, and as a young college graduate with a good state gubment job.  Austin’s got rolling hills, good barbeque, and cold beer.  And, in case I forgot to mention it, Austin’s not Houston.

So, here’s the plan, set in sand in a windstorm:  I’m driving up Friday night, December 2nd, and spending the weekend.  I’m staying in a hotel near the Arboretum which is in northwest Austin.  That’s near the north end of Highway 360 (Capital of Texas Highway) almost where it meets Highway 183.  360 is a great jumping off point for a rolling, hilly ride west of Austin.  We’ll start in the parking lot of the Arboretum.  I’ll let y’all know exactly where late next week.

We’ll head southwest and make a counter-clockwise loop.  As we come back east, approaching Austin from the south, I’d like to go through Buda (Bew-duh).  As we come up through Austin we’ll make our way up to 35thStreet, then west over Mt. Bonnell and back toward 360 for a ride north to our starting point.

Mind you, all of this is subject to change after next Tuesday, when I’m riding reconnaissance in Austin.

I’d like for all of us to get together on Saturday evening at the Shady Grove restaurant on Barton Springs Road.  We’ll get some good food, some good beer and/or margaritas, and put some faces with some names.  Time to be determined, but I’m guessing around 6pm so we can eat, drink, visit, and still get some decent sleep.

Sunday morning, we’ll get a big stack of gingerbread pancakes at Kerbey Lane Café.  Then at either V before 10, or V after 10, we’ll head off into the wild blue yonder.

My intention is to keep the ride between 130km and 160km.  There will be quite a bit of rolling hills and not much flat.  This will be a Casually Deliberate ride.  No one gets dropped by much or for too long, and there will be plenty of places to stop and load up on food and drinks.

I’ll post more details after my visit to Austin on Tuesday.  Stay tuned.

If anyone else can join us in Austin, please do.  I’m looking forward to seeing y’all.

Jeff in Big D

Just another middle-aged cycling twatwaffle. Raced road, track, and a little cyclo-cross from 1985-1990. Currently ride 250km+ per week (in my mind). The older I get, the better I was.

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  • As an Austinite, I wish that I could come on this ride. Unfortunately, I am going to be stuck in retail hell for the vast majority of the day, and won't be able to make the ride. I envy you all. I may just have to do the route myself sometime.

  • @MrLowell
    Call in sick. Nothing makes shoppers spend money on a Monday like hanging out with a cyclist who regales them with glorious stories of a Sunday ride. Management will understand, I'm sure.

  • @Jeff in PetroMetro

    @MrLowell
    Call in sick. Nothing makes shoppers spend money on a Monday like hanging out with a cyclist who regales them with glorious stories of a Sunday ride. Management will understand, I'm sure.

    +1!!! :)

  • @Jeff in PetroMetro

    @Buck Rogers There are a bunch of hotels up and down the road and around the corner from the Embassy Suites. If you look at Austin with Google Maps and drill down to the intersection of 360 and 183, there are several hotels nearby.

    The wife and kiddos have decided not to spend the night as it is only a little over an hour from where we live. So I just booked into a cheap hotel, Econo Lodge Arboretum, just down the road. Man, getting soooooo psyched about this ride!!!

    Might just be a Rule 9 ride as well after checking weather.com. High of 67 F with 30% chance of showers and low of 41 projected. Might need to start at V after 9! :)

  • @Buck Rogers
    Sounds bueno. Although I would have been very amused to know you, Missus Buck, and the Rogers Five were all mashed together in one bed trying to get some sleep. Too funny.

    As for starting early, isn't it blasphemous to start a cogal ride at any time other than V before 10? Well, except maybe V after 10. But those are the two choices, aren't they?

  • @Jeff in PetroMetro

    As for starting early, isn't it blasphemous to start a cogal ride at any time other than V before 10? Well, except maybe V after 10. But those are the two choices, aren't they?

    But if the weather sucked then V after/before 9 would make perfect sense, no?

    I'm totally good with V after/before 10 but with the weather rule #9, 0900 sounds like a viable option as well. :)

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