Categories: In Memoriam

In Memoriam: The Headband

Like the Spinaci bars, the headband was cool, effective and disappeared quickly. While the Spinaci was outlawed by the UCI for being too radical, the headband couldn’t co-exist* with the newly arriving hard-shell helmet and it said arrivederci, I’ve heard something about this ‘step aerobics’, I’ll go there.

Headband crossed national boundaries: Jean-François Bernard, Roberto Visentini, Dag Otto Lauritzen and Davis Phinney all engaged them with aplomb. It was form and function. Who doesn’t want to keep the eyes clear of sweat and who doesn’t want to look more awesome? Who, damn it?

This was more than a sweatband, for sponsors it was a chance to increase the billboard surface area. For certain riders it was also fashion statement, like extra wide bell bottoms were a fashion statement. Pulling off the headband required having good hair or at least high hair. One would think Super Mario should have killed one (hair and Italian) but no, headband would interfere with his succession of perms and hair gels festivals. Even Mario realized he could have too much going on up there. On the other end of the spectrum, Sean Kelly would never have worn one, (god, please don’t let someone here find a photo of this). In the middle of the 1980’s spectrum, experimentation was rampant, they were rocked by Hinault and Fignon. It was a crazy world back then.

*Gert-Jan Theunisse somehow made it co-exist, as only he could (see below).

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  • @cognition

    @frank

    You’re welcome

    I am neither pro, nor an arbiter of taste, but I have to say that Phil Armstrong is looking a little goofy here with an oversized cap on top of his helmet.

    I never felt comfortable about it when he was riding around with that yellow stuffy chicken tied to his stem.

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    I never felt comfortable about it when he was riding around with that yellow stuffy chicken tied to his stem.

    cool shot. These bikes. Those shades. The Casio.

  • @piwakawaka

    @piwakawaka

    I never felt comfortable about it when he was riding around with that yellow stuffy chicken tied to his stem.

    cool shot. These bikes. Those shades. The Casio.

    The physique. The attitude. The hair. The palmares.  Who seriously gives a shit about his cap or lucky charms? Phil Anderson was the effing man when I was a kid. Still hammers it, even now.

  • Much better to keep eyes clear of sweat than to hit car cause you couldn't see it because sweat got into your eyes because helmet don't prevent that, prevent rather than cure.

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