Categories: Irreverence

Irreverence: Shift Indicators

Rubbish Tiagra

This is possibly the most offensive piece of gear I have encountered on a bike. Do you really need a little orange wand to tell you what gear you’re in? There is only one gear to be in: the hardest one at which you can still make the pedals go around in something resembling a circle.

These goofy little things were found on the bike I rented last weekend for a benefit ride on the east coast in honor of my late Aunt. It was a wonderful ride and great family time… but really, shift indicators? Further proof that all has been in decline since the advent of indexed derailleurs. What added insult to injury in this case was the quality (or lack there of) in the shifting itself. Tiagra is a far cry from my beloved Dura Ace. I would try to shift and the little orange wand would wobble uselessly back and forth — like a Seattle driver trying to merge on the highway — until, finally, an enormous noise would ripple up the bike and a new gear *might* be achieved. I began to brace myself for the effort…. and…. SHHHHHIIIIIFFFFFFTTTTT. Like passing a gallbladder stone. (Or so I imagine.)

In the end, this Cannondale Synapse was just fine. It even had a sharp paint job. Almost sharp enough to make up for the kiddie shifters.

jim

Jim rides a bike a lot and hates people.

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  • @Steampunk

    I fully agree with you here - my cross bike is pre-Sora generic Shimano 7spd (for the moment) and its worked fantastically well since I installed it - these lower end groupsets are all pretty good these days provided that they are setup and maintained by someone who knows what they are doing.

    The gear shift indicators are pretty stupid though.  If you really can't tell what gear you're in by feel, simply look down at your cluster.

  • @G'rilla

    It makes me wonder what I'm taking for granted given that my first MTB is a really nice full suspension Yeti. I never had to live through 1990"²s cantis or off-road hardtails or any of the history that has been improved upon.

    I'm hardly the one to talk to about MTBs, but I did go from hardtail to full squish, and it was like that bird says, "Night-time...DAYTIME!"  My VMH still rides a hardtail, largely because she hates spending money on anything, and I do envy the ease with which she climbs on smooth XC trails. If I didn't have a ruptured disk, I'd consider riding a nice light hardtail single-speed like a few of the nutters in this area. (And then I'd blow a kneecap right off my leg...)

  • @Brian

    I've been reading a lot of posts on this site lately that use the term "does it really matter..." "its good enough" or " you're being a little too serious". Have we all gone mental and forgot where we are?

    In the immortal words of Walter Sobchak "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?"

    enjoy and do not forget The V or shall you all be smote by The Prophet.

    You know, it's the yellow lenses that really make Walter's character complete. Clear lenses wouldn't work, dark lenses would look stupid and predictable, but the yellow (for heightened visibility and therefore excellent awareness of all that goes on around him) are perfect. It's funny, for a film hat has become a cult (the use of the word Dude, for example) I'm amazed at how few folks have seen the whole thing.

  • @Matt

    I'm 18 and just finished my A levels so I basically have no money. I've always rode a bike throughout my life, but never seriously, so got my first 'proper' road bike this February. The bike has a 2300 groupset. The combined weight of the bike is around 12kg so it's pretty heavy! The 2300 shifters have a little 'wand', I don't take any notice of them.

    I don't agree with the comments of some users saying that by having shifters with the little orange thing they must be crap cyclists. I train hard, I put my heart and soul into cycling, and I still thrash idiots on bikes worth many thousands of pounds, and am up there in the top 10-15% of many of the popular strava segments in my local area.

    The things are annoying and pointless, but that doesn't determine how good the cyclist is. These comments are coming from imbeciles.

    I've about already had it with snobby, stuck up cnuts who think they're better than everyone else because they have a £7,000+ DA equipped bike and wear full Rapha Sky kit. Just fcuk off.

    Take it down a notch or 10 there little buddy. I didn't read anywhere in the comments that said if you have lower end kit, you're a shit cyclist. Most everyone here has started on lower end gear, and as we've gotten older (see; gotten jobs that allow us to upgrade our whips) or whatever, the upgrade is a nice/ noticeable difference.

    If you read through any of the posts, on any of the articles, this is all (mostly) tongue in cheek, and us just fucking with each other.

    Also: you can spell FUCK here without moderation. We don't suffer stuck up cunts that think they're better than everyone else because of their Di2 equipped Colnago in Rapha kit either.

  • @doubleR

    @ralph

    Plus, I had a Schwinn Stingray back in the early 70s with a center-mounted shifter much as shown in the picture, although I only had a 3-speed. Good times.

    We're probably about the same age...the red one was the Apple Crate, the green was the Pea Picker, and the yellow, the Lemon Pealer.

    I was so jealous of my cousin when he got the Ornge Krate.  Even after a almost became a castrati while trying it out.

  • @wiscot Very good point about the yellow lenses and heightened visi-awareness. I have seen this movie too many times to count and it still never gets old. Like watching the 1994 Paris-Roubaix.

  • @scaler911

    If you read through any of the posts, on any of the articles, this is all (mostly) tongue in cheek, and us just fucking with each other.

    Some more than others. But yeah, it's all in good fun.

    Also: you can spell FUCK here without moderation. We don't suffer stuck up cunts that think they're better than everyone else because of their Di2 equipped Colnago in Rapha kit either.

    A-MERCKX to that, brother!

  • @Steampunk

    @G'rilla

    None taken. Hardtails might be the steel roadie version of the MTB world. And steel, as you well know, is real.

    not even. they make carbon hardtails. cause hard tails are legit.

  • @RedRanger

    @Steampunk

    @G'rilla

    None taken. Hardtails might be the steel roadie version of the MTB world. And steel, as you well know, is real.

    not even. they make carbon hardtails. cause hard tails are legit.

    Yes, yes they are.

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