Categories: Keepers Tour

Cobbles, Bergs, Beer, and Legends. Putting the V Back in Vlaanderen.

We'll be flying the Velominati Keepers Tour Banner at the RVV and P-R Roadside.

It has been a busy couple of weeks in the Velominati Boardroom as we’ve been scrambling to finalize a few partnerships and get all the products for the Keepers Tour customers designed and produced. Suffice to say, fists and beers were slammed in tandem as we feverishly worked out the final designs.

Producing V-Pints, V-Shirts, and V-Musettes seems a simple enough task; and we also needed a flag and banner to fly at the roadside of the various races we are due to watch from the roadside, including de Ronde van Vlaanderen and Paris-Roubaix. There was also a the small matter of getting our hands on musette bags, which aren’t commonly found on the market, as far as we could tell. Fair heart, never worry; Gianni and his VMH took matters into their own hands and made them up from scratch. If their other business ventures fail, musette-sewing may be a good fallback, they Look Fantastic.

The most significant effort due was for the Keepers Tour Cobbled Classics 2012 design; enter our graphic-design mastermind, KRX-10. We tossed a few emails across the net and settled quickly on the notion of using a variation of the Lion of Flanders. “Now we need a public-domain vector graphic. Race you to it”, was the last word from KRX10 on the matter before the design was finalized. Then it was on to deciding on a tag line, with the result being perhaps the best example of what happens when the Keepers argue long enough on such matters.

With that, we proudly present the official artwork for Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012:

The last two weeks I’ve felt like a kid waiting for Christmas as orders were placed and we entered into the torturous period of time while we waited to lay our hands on the final products and see the fruits of our labor. And I have to say, this round may have produced our finest products yet; the V-Lion and tagline turned out magnificently, as did all the other items. The flag and banner are actually breathtaking – waving in the wind. We hope you like it as much as we do.

A few items of note: Attendees of Keepers Tour will receive a musette packed with their V-Shirt and V-Pint along with a few lovies from our sponsors, and will also have the honor of commenting for the next year with the V-Lion badge. Also of note is the matter that these products are not available for sale and will never be; the only way to get Keepers Tour products is to attend a Keepers Tour, so bear that in mind next time around. Finally, if you’re looking for a real photo of the V-Pint, you’ll have to wait until we arrive in Belgium, as they were shipped ahead while I was away on business and as such they have not yet been seen by anyone, even me.

Please also get yourself acquainted with our Twitter and Tumblr sites if you’ve not done so already – we’ll be reserving the site for major updates, and will be posting minor updates in those to locations throughout our trip, with Twitter being used for small updates, and Tumblr for the ones that are too much for a tweet and too little for the V.

VLVV.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @wiscot
    Exactly. The normal societal reaction to a meeting of sweaty, spent strangers in a public washroom is arrest, or in the Colonies, the removal from the Senate.

  • Only one photo from today given a) my balls-up in loading yesterday's photos; and b) the virtual tumbleweed blowing across the ether. But this is not just one photo. This is the Lion of Flanders. At lunch. In our gite.

    There's a bit in Ocean's Eleven (or Twelve, or Thirteen, I can't remember...) when Danny Ocean (George Clooney) turns to the 'baddy' and says "You shook Sinatra's hand... you should know better".... well, I think that applies to all of us today: because we have ridden with Museeuw. I'll never complain about a headwind, or a steep climb, or running out of sprockets on my rear cassette again. Because I rode with Museeuw.

    VLVV

  • @Jeff in PetroMetro

    @brett
    Hmmmm. Let me think. How does one spell jealousy? Oh yeah. F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.


    I'm now going to eat a large bag of Cheetos, a pint of Ben and Jerry's Americone Dream, and cry. Alone. With no friends. And nowhere to go. Really. I'll be ok. Y'all keep having fun. While the rest of us just sit here and watch and read and watch and read. Yep. Good times.

    I'm tearing up as I write this. Will be sobbing like a little fucking girl by the time I click submit post.

  • @roadslave
    Can't believe I bugged out early and missed Museeuw and the fun still to be had this week. Serves me right for not abiding by rule #11.

    I also got payback last night with a 3 hour delay leaving Brussels thanks to striking French Air Traffic controllers. Seems like karma is paying me back for leaving after just the weekend. I guess a little of a good thing is not enough.

    Enjoy the rest of the trip guys! Great to meet you all.

  • @roadslave
    @Jeff in PetroMetro

    Only one photo from today given a) my balls-up in loading yesterday's photos; and b) the virtual tumbleweed blowing across the ether. But this is not just one photo. This is the Lion of Flanders. At lunch. In our gite.

    There's a bit in Ocean's Eleven (or Twelve, or Thirteen, I can't remember...) when Danny Ocean (George Clooney) turns to the 'baddy' and says "You shook Sinatra's hand... you should know better".... well, I think that applies to all of us today: because we have ridden with Museeuw. I'll never complain about a headwind, or a steep climb, or running out of sprockets on my rear cassette again. Because I rode with Museeuw.

    VLVV

    We are completely humbled by your experience.

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