It has been a busy couple of weeks in the Velominati Boardroom as we’ve been scrambling to finalize a few partnerships and get all the products for the Keepers Tour customers designed and produced. Suffice to say, fists and beers were slammed in tandem as we feverishly worked out the final designs.
Producing V-Pints, V-Shirts, and V-Musettes seems a simple enough task; and we also needed a flag and banner to fly at the roadside of the various races we are due to watch from the roadside, including de Ronde van Vlaanderen and Paris-Roubaix. There was also a the small matter of getting our hands on musette bags, which aren’t commonly found on the market, as far as we could tell. Fair heart, never worry; Gianni and his VMH took matters into their own hands and made them up from scratch. If their other business ventures fail, musette-sewing may be a good fallback, they Look Fantastic.
The most significant effort due was for the Keepers Tour Cobbled Classics 2012 design; enter our graphic-design mastermind, KRX-10. We tossed a few emails across the net and settled quickly on the notion of using a variation of the Lion of Flanders. “Now we need a public-domain vector graphic. Race you to it”, was the last word from KRX10 on the matter before the design was finalized. Then it was on to deciding on a tag line, with the result being perhaps the best example of what happens when the Keepers argue long enough on such matters.
With that, we proudly present the official artwork for Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012:
The last two weeks I’ve felt like a kid waiting for Christmas as orders were placed and we entered into the torturous period of time while we waited to lay our hands on the final products and see the fruits of our labor. And I have to say, this round may have produced our finest products yet; the V-Lion and tagline turned out magnificently, as did all the other items. The flag and banner are actually breathtaking – waving in the wind. We hope you like it as much as we do.
A few items of note: Attendees of Keepers Tour will receive a musette packed with their V-Shirt and V-Pint along with a few lovies from our sponsors, and will also have the honor of commenting for the next year with the V-Lion badge. Also of note is the matter that these products are not available for sale and will never be; the only way to get Keepers Tour products is to attend a Keepers Tour, so bear that in mind next time around. Finally, if you’re looking for a real photo of the V-Pint, you’ll have to wait until we arrive in Belgium, as they were shipped ahead while I was away on business and as such they have not yet been seen by anyone, even me.
Please also get yourself acquainted with our Twitter and Tumblr sites if you’ve not done so already – we’ll be reserving the site for major updates, and will be posting minor updates in those to locations throughout our trip, with Twitter being used for small updates, and Tumblr for the ones that are too much for a tweet and too little for the V.
VLVV.
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@Ron
Newly purchased house, 2 yr old, etc. Mainly, however, the lack of V in even proposing it to the wife. I'm doing good getting a Cogal weekend in with the fam in tow. I can help reason it saying 'wait 10-12 years' and do it when the boy and I can suffer together.' More likely he'll kick my fucking ass.
@Ron
I had to replace a water main the day of a local cogal. Can only imagine the house would fall down if I left the country!
@Tartan1749
Are you saying that the Dutch are actually gypsies? Interesting...
/Yeah, I like daags.
@Ron
Daughter got married last Oct. All fundage went to cover that, plus I couldn't ride most of last year due to knee and foot issues(thankfully now resolved)
@scaler911
Bodacious
@Jeff in PetroMetro
man oh man, my mind has just been blown. I went out for some walkies and a few things hit you. Take the most cycle crazy town you know of and multiply by at least twenty. Bikes everywhere, parked, special lanes, on the road. Beautiful women motoring by, moms with four kids in a front kid delivery bin, no helmets anywhere. They appear to have right of way over both cars and pedestrians. They don't stop.
Women in their underwear, standing and sitting in a parlor, smiling and waving, available for sex at 4pm, damn thoughtful of them.
And lastly, the air is redolent with very strong cannabis smoke. There must be some serious stoner vs cyclists accidents because neither is paying enough attention. And there are seemingly hundreds of coffee shops where when you wander in you cannot help but get a second hand stone, this shit is serious.
Some photos, the first is Frank's legs in his SF to AMS flight. He is in for a long one. The rest may be obvious. The sex toy sticks on the shower wall, 'nuff said. I'd chuck them up on Tumblr but I'm way too stooopid.
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@Gianni
Love it, Gianni! I think I got a contact buzz from your post alone.
@marko
No worries. Just a random font selection that filled up the space. Overall idea was to base the look on the Brooklyn jerseys, but I'm assuming that is obvious to most here.
@itburns
What about "taking inspiration" (as i believe they call it in fashion and artistic circles) from the Dutch National Cycling Champion jersey. The 2010-11 one was simple and cool.
Swap the blue for black, and the red for Velominati orange and have Velominati written in an old school block lettering in the white section... Just a thought.
@mcsqueak
Trying to stir the pot, I see. haha
@Gianni: If you happen to see one of those beautiful women spinning by in their underwear carrying the sex toys, think you could snag a photo of that?
@Gianni
There are soooo many YouTube videos I could link up for a response, but not a one of them is safe for work. Not one. Damn.