It’s referred to as the Hell of the North not for the misery the race causes on its riders, but for the landscape the route carries the riders through. Terrible, unimaginable things have happend there. Napoleon’s troops marched those lands, falling by the thousands at the bayonet and cannonball. More recently, the First World War took place there, a war fought with something resembling modern weaponry but using something too closely matching classical battle-line tactics.
The kind of agony that escaped the bodies of the soldiers who died on those fields is the kind that seeps into the ground and hangs in the air for centuries; you feel it in the air even from a distance when you first disembark the plane at the airport.
For those of us who love the Northern classics, there is a special week when the greatest one-day races of the year are held, de Ronde van Vlaanderen and Paris-Roubaix. Both races are equally magical, for what Flanders lacks in the roughness of its cobblestones, it makes up for in the steepness of its muurs. Similarly, what Roubaix lacks in decisive climbs, it makes up for with the savage granite paving stones known as the pavé. Which is the tougher race? We intend to find out; join us for this magical week in Belgium and Northern France to ride the roads and watch the races first-hand.
I don’t think any of us dream of riding the cobbles of Northern Europe in the expectation that it will be enjoyable in a classical sense anymore so than any of us harbor the notion that resting your chin on a running jackhammer would provide rest for an invigorating nap. Quite the oposite, in fact; this is the type of experience that starts to become enjoyable only the moment you’ve climbed off your bike, and becomes more so with every day that passes after. But the memory will stay with you for ever, and the lessons you learn about yourself during such a physical challenge will strengthen your life and harden your character for all your remaining years.
I should think that those of us planning, hoping, or wishing to go on the Keepers’ Tour share a healthy degree of apprehension about climbing the steeps of the Kapelmuur or dashing down the Troueé l’Arenburg. Questions are creeping into our minds about frames, wheels, and handlebars, wondering how best to modify our bikes to endure the the roughest roads the Pros race on, even if there might be some difference in the speed with which we do so. But after having accomplished the feat, we’ll in some small way identify more viscerally with what the Pros experience when we watch them race the same roads on Race Day.
We have several package options available: the flagship fully accommodated, all-inclusive 9 day/9 night tour (2250€), full weekend tours with or without accommodation (500€ and 250€ respectively), as well as daily tours with or without accommodation (200€ and 100€ respectively). A full break down of pricing and booking options is available on the Keepers’ Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012 Event Page. Once booked and confirmed, we will coordinate directly to collect a down payment of 15%, with the balance due upon arrival in Lille, France. Everything is included in the packages: food, drinks, support car with spare wheels, Gent velodrome ride (if applicable), Cyfac bicycles for those not bringing their own (limited sizes and quantities available), energy food, and insurance. All-inclusive packages include accommodation; packages without accommodation are also available for those living in the area or wishing to look after their own lodgings. All packages, with or without accommodation, include dinner and drinks after each day’s ride.
Attendees of the full 9 day Keepers’ Tour will be greeted with a Velominati Musette stuffed with a commemorative V-Pint and V-Shirt. Given the abundance of Belgian beer, the V-Pint will be well used. We will also have a Velominati Flag to wave at the races. A Cogal welcoming all riders will also be arranged, details pending finalization of the itinerary. Also note that only attendees of the full Keepers’ Tour will be eligible to ride with Museeuw and to join the Merckx Factory Tour. Weekend and Daily Tour attendees will be eligible to buy the commemorative V-Pint directly.
We’ve made a few adjustments to our itinerary; confirmed are the ride with Lion of Flanders, Johan Museeuw (who is such a badass his last name even rhymes with the Flemish word for Lion, Johan Museeuw, de leeuw van Vlaanderen) and tour of the Eddy Merckx Factory. Updated (but still preliminary) itinerary, guided by Pavé Cycling Classics:
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I'm not sure whether I'm allowed to link to it, but just to get one in the mood for the cobbled classic: A Sunday in Hell.
I'm so excited. I just hope I can sleep between now and March! I guess a crippling training regime would help...
Glorious. Simply Glorious. Envious, mostly that I am not 20 years younger and could survive such an experience. But you yonglings have a great time, send pictures, video, postings of all types. More cowbell!
Note to self: when I hit the lotto for $50M, sponsor a pro team to sport the V-kit. Serious about this; swear to Merckx.
@Bianchi Denti
As Brett said somewhere earlier: I hope it rains for the Pros and is dry for us.
@Keepers Tour Attendees
For those of you who have already notified us that you'll be attending, please hop over to the Booking Form and book your seat over there. Apparently we can't manually add bookings. Go figure.
@Bintang
Thank for posting that, just had a few days off the bike celebrating Mrs Chris' birthday and needed something to get me back on track. Perfect. Relaxed start with the intro to the main characters,the false start, then setting off at a relatively sedate pace until the pavé when the pace starts to pick up, then endless attacks all the way. What better way to idle away 90 minutes on the rollers. Chapeaux @Bintang!
@Chris
The best part of the movie has got to be Merckx the beginning adjusting his saddle and strolling over to De Vlaeminck's team car for a wrench. Class.
@frank
Or that it's so seventies that they've got to hunt around for working showers. I remember showers of that vintage when I was at boarding school.
I'm going to have to buy that!
Gratuitous Cobble Porn. Not suitable for getting work done.
The sharp-eyed among you will notice that Boonen is riding the hardman wheel of choice: Ambrosio Nemsis in the last photo.
Boonen looks like he has to weight at least 75 kilos... not a small dude for professional racing! I think Spartacus runs about 80 kilos race weight... No twigs there!