An Argument About Gloves
Points-of-contact, these are three areas of scrutiny and argument for Velominati; saddles, chamois creme, shoes, socks, handlebar tape so why not gloves?
Picking grit out of your palms is bad.
Yes, it is very bad. The fear of this might be the number one reason people get into the habit of wearing gloves, and it does become a habit, like donning a helmet. And just like picking gravel out of your scalp, which is also very bad, avoiding that activity is worth it. Points of contact on the bike are one thing; points of contact once off the bike are another. So do we wear gloves only to protect our hands if we crash? Or do we wear them to stay more comfortable on the bike?
I’m regretting typing this as I type it but I don’t crash often, once every few years, and usually for stupid self-inflicted reasons. The last two times I have crashed and they were stupid and self-inflicted, both times I came away with nothing more than some light abrasions and a sore hip. I was wearing gloves. But I can’t even say if my hands got involved in either crash; all one understands is sliding across the road in a tangle of limbs, bike and embarrassment. Still, gloves are not uncomfortable to wear. There is no big downside to donning gloves as one kits up.
Racing produces crashing. One would think racing Paris-Roubaix would produce the most crashes yet the number of people racing sans gloves is remarkable. There is Boonen and most of his Quick-Step badass teammates battling over the stones without gloves. They want to feel the bike more than protect their hands. They are tough.
Riding naked feels great.
That would look very bad but it might feel very good. Riding without gloves feels a little like something is naked and it does feel great. If you always ride with gloves, try it. It makes for a very different ride. Handling the brake hoods or handlebars without gloves is so much more tactile. Recently forgot my gloves and re-remembered why I’ve spent around a third of my time bike riding without them. It just feels right. There are no Rules about glove wearing nor should there be. Does one look or feel more Pro without gloves? I do. If one feels like they have to wear gloves to protect their hands on the bike then it might be worth investigating how one’s weight is distributed on the bike. Hands should not be doing much weight bearing.
If we subscribe to the argument that we should dress for the crash not the ride we wouldn’t be wearing little more than lycra. Riding is a balancing act in many ways. If you ride you have to accept injury and accidents as parts of the deal but unless you are racing criteriums on a weekly basis, the pleasure of riding naked might outweigh the fear of crashing naked.
@minion
Well two mtn bike miles = one on the road bike. So not sure ya can equate with equal time ? Though I guess avg speed is less. And a crash on the mtn bike, just off the trail, and in to a pile of leaves and woods debris, which is what a lot of the crashes simply are, means at most maybe finding ticks crawling around the nethers later at home when in the shower. Not cool of course. But not like sliding across tarmac at speed either.
I recall the time I got a limb hung up in the rear derailluer and tore some stuff up. So, I sit down on a log to sort out how I was gonna get outa the woods and back to trail head and turns out it was wrong log to sit on. That sucked. Big Time. Mtn biking yes, has it’s own issues separate from road biking. And agree, it is for sure more expensive from perspective of having to fix/replace stuff.
@frank
There is more attn to detail going on in that cockpit than I am worthy of. Nice. Very. But! I can ride w/o gloves and love to do it. Cheers
@wilburrox
Amen to that. Not sure about the band on the left wrist but the rest of it has me mesmerized.
@Pete
OneLife ID or equivalent. Eminently sensible.
@Stephen Schwartz
If I told you that if you drink my piss which has been filtered through my left glove the day after I consumed a squared number +1 of Belgian ales you would have the strength to drop anybody you choose up the steepest of local bergs, would you do it?
Don’t believe everything you are told.
@Teocalli
Yes, but for the photo it could have been discretely covered by the left sleeve. Everything else is perfect. (Note the top of the bidon).
@Pete
Quite. You are worried about the natural bacteria on you skin when we regularly drink all the crap that comes up in road spray! Just remember the adage “a little bit of what is bad for you is good for you”.
The image has been photoshopped, and poorly, probably to remove the other rider(s) involved in the crash. Or maybe the right side of his handlebar (and part of his arm) just snapped off seconds before?
@pistard
Check the serrated section of the rear rim that only exists in front of his left knee, which is completely out of scale with his right knee, and the right quads eaten away by some bilateral wasting disease.
@pistard
are you drunk?, your arrow points at his right hand bullhorn, that’s his front rim and there are no other riders it’s a TT.
@piwakawaka
Further, his legs look fine – the left is just bent hard at the knee, but you can clearly see the crease. And the “serrated section” of the (front) rim is actually just the manufacturer’s decal.
I seem to recall this is a Colombian Postobon rider and the story of how he crashed in a TT is on the tip of my brain, I just haven’t quite located it in the old mental rolodex yet.
@pistard
Unduly remarks concerning the photo, but your reference to he should be she. The obvious was missed.
@Gianni
I’m sure that this is true. But riding in really fine gloves is akin to being not quite naked whilst wearing your finest frillies.
Rapha’s Grand Tour Gloves in white says Ride Like A Leader even more so than white bar tape with the added benefit that not only won’t they darken the tape but they’ll leave you with a brand new set of tan lines.
Even falling, his skinsuit and socks look tha bizness.
After riding on ice for a few days last week, tomorrow looks like it’ll be warm enough to ride with exposed Guns. Nice!
Gloves and bacteria? Good god, have you ever smelled hockey gloves?! Try telling the players on the bench to never touch their face.
This article photo is a woman taking a hit — not a man.
@frank
+1 on the fi’zi:k tape as long as it is the thin 2mm stuff wrapped tight as shit. All the padded garbage around these days looks fucking terrible.
@emerson
You may be right, but I’m not sure…the chesticles aren’t conclusive, IMO.
@EBruner
In my quest for something like perfection or at least acceptability I was forced to remove the fizik finishing tape to rewrap my bars. It didn’t survive the re-wrap so now I have plain black electrical tape instead, although I do also have a thin under-layer of red tape showing like Frank’s orange here.
I’d agree that the tape just stays clean – my wife has some soft touch 3T stuff and it looks dirty as anything, and is uncleanable. My Fizik tape wipes clean.
And as for gloves – always. It’s rarely dry or warm enough to go without, and I’ve had too many mini-offs where my gloves have saved my skin. Mind you, I wouldn’t wear gloves for a TT (unless like the last one I did, it was pouring and I was a bit worried about my grip on the aerobars).
I always wear and wore gloves. Just because it looked and looks the thing. Secondly, protects when crashing (fortunately rarely) and when I took up cycling again a couple of years ago, I needed the padding. I do wash them regularly, since I use the inside to rub my tires from debris, not my fingertips. When I was still at university and rowing, I’d use my cyclinggloves to avoid blisters from the oars. They had leather insides and could not be washed, hence they’re long gone.
@Puffy
During post ride shower, I wash my removed gloves with shampoo. Helmet with shampoo in a bucket.
@wiscot
Finally giving this article the time it deserves at work. Not enough time at home on the weekends to read it well.
Agreed wiscot. I will try this once it warms up as well. I’ve ridden with gloves every since I started riding. Need to try this out.
@Gianni
My number one, two and three reason for wearing gloves (outside of the fact that it has never really crossed my mind not to) is to wipe the left over snot off my face with the chamois-portion of the back of the thumb area after blowing the contents of each nostril all over the road (and usually my lower face and shoulder) while riding.
The most important factor in buying gloves for me, (after aethestics) is the soft, chamois portion on the back of the gloves. Same with Nordic ski gloves. THAT factor I’ll miss if I start riding regularly sans gloves.
@universo
First off, BRILLIANT photo of Le Professeur that needs no justification for sharing but I am curious as to where you are going with this? Because he won sans gloves? Just curious. LOVE the photo!
@Oli
Agreed. Who was it that was so good at figuring out men’s legs and asses from women’s around here? Was it Ron? Minion? I have forgotten after being gone for so long? Anyways, we need them to weigh in and tell us!
I don’t NEED to wear gloves to ride my bike, i.e., for padding (love my Lizard Skins bar tape). But I do wear gloves because I’ve crashed before when I wasn’t wearing gloves (thinking it was all pro cool) and the result was not fun or pretty … unless, of course, you like blood on white bar tape.
As a microbiologist by education and training, I’m having actual laughs over the sudden interest in bacteria. We aren’t talking about flesh eating bacteria or the ones that cause gas gangrene here. They’re the same on your gloves as on your hands and face, right now. Wash the gloves after riding, have a dose of Rule #5, and/or stop worrying about it.
Oh, and @Frank: How you keep your Fizik tape sparkling clean is beyond me. One ride in and mine looks like I store the bike in mud.
@Buck Rogers
Good god, I hope one of my formerly used skills was not THAT skill. Please let it be minion, please let it be minion, please!!
Bar tape. As much as I love Leader’s Tape, I decided I needed one bike that was purely for riding and not worrying about. Just put some of the glossy fizik tape on there, in black. Goes well with the glossy carbon finish. Can’t have white tape on every bike, at least for me.
Also, unless someone else is cleaning your bike, I cannot believe anyone puts white tape on a cross bike. You’re just asking for trouble. Cross bikes are not the pristine, cherished tools we ride on the road. Ride em, crash em, beat them up, spray off with a hose at home, back on the peg. Cross bikes see too much abuse for me to keep it as clean as my road machines.
@Owen
Can’t speak for Frank (or fi’zi:k tape), but when I had white Shimano PRO bar tape on my Hollands I cleaned it with Simple Green and then toothpaste to make it nice and white (the latter is a trick I learned for white golf shoes).
@Ron
Minion? Doesn’t he get confused between women and sheep or was that Marcus? (Oh, and being from Scotland, albeit not the northern part) I’m allowed to make that joke. To wit: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers.
I’ll get me coat.
@Owen
Thank fuck for some common sense, I was a bit worried that the off season was taking too much of a toll.
@wiscot
I was pretty sure it was Marcus that struggled with gender differentiation but I’ve a nagging feeling it was Scaler. Marcus is a triathlete and both he and Minion had a thing for sheep.
@chris
RIGHT! Scaler sounds right to my fading memory. Thanks! Okay, where is Scaler these days?
Is it a Mate or a Lass going hands over Ass there in the lead photo???
@Owen
My white fi’zi:k tape looked good for exactly one day. Then I went for a ride. It’s been dirty and crappy looking ever since. Scrubbing helps a little, but it’s more of a gray now. I don’t understand why everyone says it cleans up so well. Maybe I got the wrong type? I sure as hell don’t want some slippery gloss tape. Makes me want to go back to good old fashioned basic black.
@Buck Rogers
Fignon is captured here winning with p*nache wearing his winning, white p*ttards.
@universo
Ah, got it. Not sure what the hell I was thinking when I wrote “because he won sans gloves” as he obviously has beautiful white gloves on. Tracking now!
@MangoDave
Haha! Yep, you got the wrong kind.
Try a wet rag and some dish-washing liquid (or clothes-washing). Rub the solution in then use the damp rag and scrub.
@Oli
I’ve tried just about everything except for laundry detergent. Dish soap and scrubbing with a clean nylon brush worked the best so far.
Great stuff G-dog… and a strange thing, the wearing of gloves for me. Mountain bike, always, full finger, coz you need the crash protection but have never felt right without them.
Road, in summer I never wear gloves, started that because of hideous hand tan lines mainly, but now it just feels too hot and not connected to the bars. Which is even stranger because weraing thertmal gloves in winter doesn’t worry me one bit.
For the cobbles in Spring, usually a pair of warm uns with a pair of padded fingerless over the top. You ain’t feeling nothin anyway!
Dressing for impact isn’t why I started wearing gloves…it had more to do with how slippery those hoods would get on those hot summer rides.
But flash forward about a year to when I found myself sliding across the tarmac after attempting a turn with a deflated front tire. While my shoulders, arms, legs, and buttocks were well tore up, my gloves had spared me the ultimate pain of skinned palms. In those moments after the crash, while picking gravel out of my other wounds, I realized how half full my glass really was.
I experienced the same results this past weekend when I found myself in strict observance of Rule #49 while still attached to the bike…shoulders took a beating but the hands came out just fine.
Rule or no rule, as long as I’m swinging a leg over a top tube I’ll have gloves on my hands.
@Vince
Had I only summoned enough judgement to register here as Vince. Vince is my name. Anyways, Vince, I’ve turned up irrefutable photographic evidence that Velominati Frank not only shares a Salvarani, Italian bloodline, but that the style of mitts is just the way it is.
@universo
Are gents #1 and #3 riding modern cross bikes?
I don’t know about anyone else but whenever I go without gloves particularly in the heat, my hoods often feel “gummy”. Anyone got a reason for that?
I don’t know about that. I do know that Luca Paolini prefers thin gloves to keep a little separation.
Giro LTZ
pedale forchetta has captured his foto wearing the white
Red Beard 2014 Giro d’Italia
Gloves, gloves, gloves! I work with my hands… If your a lawyer, Portland/Seattle techno business nerd, etc., no gloves, fine.
Only the thinnest and least padding. My all time favorites were paper thin fine Italian leather.
@wiscot
Thanks for making me clean the iPad screen I have never looked at a kilt as a tactical tool…
@Buck Rogers
So good to see you back in the fold. All good with the growing bike team and are you keeping your uncle happy over there in the Rip Van Winkle hills??
Gloves are……..like onions on my pizza. When I go with (onions) or without (gloves), I hope mostly to avoid some sort of unexpected jam, like close quarters with my squeeze or close quarters with a Buick on a gravelly road.
On balance, I’m a fan of wearing mitts, but I prefer old school gloves, the sort with the Velcro closure and the opening on top of your hand, not those geeky-assed, oversized, aerodynamic(WTF?) slip-on affairs that look like something worn by a villain in a bad 1980’s sci-fi flick. Best combo for me is gloves with leather bottoms and cloth tops – the better for wiping around your eyes.
@Owen
Nope, they are riding old school Mafac centerpull brakes my friend. They robably weighed about a pound each and were used quite commonly through the mid 70s. Even in 1977 Bernard Thevenet (Peugeot) used then in his second Tour victory (the one where he crushed the Prophet on Pra Loup.)
@wiscot
I think he’s talking about the bottom photo. :wink: