It hasn't always been this way, where we thoughtlessly disembogue 140 characters or less in messages sent into a medium where our crimes against language, spelling and grammar will live for ever.

There was a time when we wrote letters. These letters were carefully composed and penned onto thick, quality parchment paper and sealed in wax. These letters were then dispatched to the farthest reaches of the world where they would be carefully read and digested before a response was given. Technology and innovation are often taken as synonyms for progress, but with that progress usually comes the death of ritual and tradition.

As we close the books on the Q4 2011 V-Kit order, we open the books for the Q1 2012 order. Our insistence on the highest quality products made to our exacting standards translates into a long wait while the kit is manufactured. This presents a challenge when loving family and friends want to give the kit as a gift to a velominatus, because the timing of our delivery timetables rarely coincides with the intended occasion. To work around this problem in the past, we have arranged for a letter which is carefully crafted and personalized before being printed on thick parchment paper and sealed with a hand-dripped wax V-Seal for wrapping and giving on the day.

With the holiday season coinciding with our next kit order, we introduce the V-Gift Letter for wrapping and laying under the tree, announcing to the recipient the impending Glory of Merckx which will befall them upon the arrival of their kit several weeks later. We also offer a version of the letter for the Keepers Tour in the event that any loving family or friend intends to make a gift of the ultimate cycling trip to their Velminatus/a. The letter is free, with the cost going towards postage only.

With that, we officially open the 2012 Q1 V-Kit order. The only thing that remains is the choice: Zwarte, Witte, or Winter. However you choose, choose wisely and choose carefully as orders are custom made. Place your order by midnight on January 6 for the next V-Kit shipment, scheduled to arrive in late February.

 

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A point of clarification: all packages from the Q4 2011 V-Kit order have been dispatched.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Buck Rogers

    You can use your speed to ensure a consistent cadence once you've counted your cadence a couple of times and know what speed your going at that cadence. I've only got max and average HR so try to count cadence every minute or so to make sure that I stay on track.

    The other tip from my cycling sensei is to stay relatively upright to keep the chest open and away from the legs. In the drops, intense, high cadence efforts on the rollers where you tend not to shift around too much on the saddle can bring your breathing rate closer to your cadence which is not good.

    If I'm stating completely obvious things here, sorry, being relatively new to la vie means that I don't always know what is common knowledge.

  • @Chris
    All good advice, although I do ride in the drops a bit to try to make the roller sessions as close to the road as possible. Jumping on the roller sin about 5 minutes. We'll see what i have in me this morning. The stationary trainer was always so much "easier" to use but so much less of a true ride workout.

  • @Chris

    @Buck Rogers
    Just finished my roller session, 1:32:56 of L'enfer du Nord. Awesome. But it wasn't on a v-kit pad and I could almost feel that pavé.

    Looking back, today was my eighth roller ride ever. Rode a new longest for me at 1:45:11. Actually able to stand up now and ride for a bit, which really helps me ride longer as the backside doesn't' get so sore! Rode steady with a few pushes here and there. HR ave/max was 146/167 with my max HR from the ITT race three weeks ago being 193. Good workout but not too hard as the Cogal is in three days!!! Man, I LOVE rollers. Not sure that I will ever use my stationary trainer again.

  • @Buck Rogers

    Strong work! That's a decent length session, were you watching L'enfer du Nord on you tube?

    Standing up is not for me yet, it's hand and bum firmly planted. I did spend a bit of time last night practising taking one hand or the other of the bar last night but trying to get a drink in was not happening.

    2 x 20s this evening then hill reps in the dark on Saturday night. Yeah!

  • @Chris
    No, just listened to a playlist that I have on my ipad. Good tunes for riding, though. On the rollers, unlike the stationary tariner, I do not get bored, at least not yet.

    I finally mastered the bidon grab and replace with either hand and either cage. Also able to blow my nose into a tissue now while riding (the VMH doesn't appreciate just blowing one nostril at a time onto the rug). Next step is no hands riding!

    But I have been riding and racing since I was 16 years old, with a twelve year break from around '94 to'06, and am now turning 40 in January, so I am not knew to riding or bike handling, just knew to rollers! :)

  • @Buck Rogers
    That is a mammoth session on the rollers, well done! I read somewhere that time on rollers is equal to time and a half on the road, I'm not sure of the details but maybe it's because you never get to coast.

    @Chris
    I meant to ask you about these 2 x 20s, thanks for more detail. What is this type of training for? I might try that one tonight.

    @both There's a cadence meter here you've probably seen it before I'm just linking for ease and speed (I found it this morning). Yesterday I had my first near slam, was determined not to use the wall, bad idea! Luckily unclipped and caught myself before a serious injury occurred. Holy Merckx.

  • @RedRanger

    @Buck RogersI have a set of rollers. They scare the shit out of me. Any advise?

    I am by far no expert, only my 8th ride on rollers this morning. But I have a few pearls I have learned over the past three weeks: First off, I set them up within one foot of a wall so that I can brace off it if I needed to. The first time I rode them, the first 3 minutes I never let go of the wall! But then, slowly throughout the first ride, I became a lot more steady.

    Also, you have to have a high cadence with a decent amount of resistence. Going too slow, either with cadence or speed/resistence, and it makes you fall off. That was counterintuitive for me at first.

    As I became better, I started to challenge myself with getting the bidon, trying to stand up a bit, blow my nose with a tissue, etc and it justs gets exponentially easier with each ride, at least for me. Also, need to be on them for at least an hour a session in my opinion, to get the feel of them and get it ingrained in the cycling body memory.

    I'm sure that others around here will be able to add much better advice, but that's what I've learned so far.

    Oh, and also, don,t be afraid of crashing off them. I have now twice and it was no big deal. Pretty much just an instant stop. I also have a bed on the other side of my rollers so if I do crash, it's either a wall right there or a soft bed. But each time, it was just a quick stop as I went off the side and no fall (except the time I tried standing up quickly and shot forward, that was a bit if a bitch). But it's like rock climbing. You HAVE to fall in order to see that you will not get hurt and the equipment will keep you safe.

  • @RedRanger
    I set mine up in a doorway so you have something for your shoulder to lean on if you need it. It also helps to look ahead of you and not down at the bike/guns/white ladies, as sweet as each of them may be. Also, when going for the bidon or towel look ahead and move the hand still on the bars near the stem although while this works for me others might not find it so useful.

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