They say you can measure the quality of a man’s character by his ability to admit when he’s wrong. That in itself seems wrong, since it would obviously be better to be right in the first place, but I’m probably missing the point because I’m Dutch and everyone knows Dutch people are 97% more righter 84% of the time than the rest of the world.

I must confess to a certain hubris when it comes to kitting up for a ride; I’ve been doing this for a long time, and I’ve gotten accustomed to making good decisions about what to wear and how to wear it. But today I strayed from the path: my socks were carefully and deliberately pulled out over the tops of my overshoes. Not only is it the most concrete evidence that my socks are too long, it looked like I had two orange gaskets stuck to my ankles. Not to mention that this resulted in only a tiny amount of my shins being exposed between my knee warmers and socks.

Sometimes we must stray from the Path in order to understand where it lies; today I have wandered far indeed but have found my way back. Do not lose faith and always seek to return to the Path.

VLVV.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @mouse

    yeah a mate of mine does the baby powder trick. For the number of days where they're actually all that useful over here in Adelaide, it's more faff than I can be bothered with, not to mention the swamp foot effect that tends to develop anywhere above about 10 degrees through your sweat not going anywhere.

    Can definitely understand why you'd want them in Melbourne though...

  • Although I'm not annoyed by having your socks exposed above your booties, I suspect this is the look @frank prefers.

  • If I know Frank he'll say that those shoe covers are way too baggy to be cred. Tighten up, yo.

  • @Oli

    If I know Frank he’ll say that those shoe covers are way too baggy to be cred. Tighten up, yo.

    They are actually stretched out to fit over my shoes. Sugoi specs a size medium for my shoe size (43) so that's what I got. I think the smalls would be too small (or run the risk of ripping).

  • @chuckp

    @Oli

    If I know Frank he’ll say that those shoe covers are way too baggy to be cred. Tighten up, yo.

    They are actually stretched out to fit over my shoes. Sugoi specs a size medium for my shoe size (43) so that’s what I got. I think the smalls would be too small (or run the risk of ripping).

    Typo. My shoe size is 42. And that actually puts me on the cusp between small and medium. So I guess a size small would be a "tight" fit and medium is a "loose" fit. Still, they have to be stretched to fit. But I get your point that they are on the "baggy" side. They were a Christmas present from a friend, so I can't complain too much.

  • @chuckp

    10-4, thanks, I've been following. The cycling community indeed has cool cats that create web sites. Cheers

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