Ah, February 14 is here again. A very special day for all of us. A day you don’t want to forget. A day when you make that extra effort to show the one you love just how much they mean to you. V Day.
On this day, I will rise early, tiptoeing out of bed so as not to make any noise and stir the sleeping. I will dress quickly and quietly, leaving the shoes until the last moment to avoid any heavy footed clomping. Making my way to the kitchen, I’ll prepare snacks and drinks, to be enjoyed during the adventure I have carefully planned for the day. The excitement builds within me as I think about what lays ahead.
When I see her there before me, waiting, my heart rate increases, and continues to rise as I make first contact with her. I whisper seductively “Are you ready? I’m gonna ride you hard today.” I reach for the lube and the pump.
I love her deeply. But she alone is never enough. I need more, to keep the flames of my infatuation burning bright. Yet I never feel unfaithful, I just have more love to give than one can handle. The others don’t mind, they never complain, and are always happy to let me ride them too. They are the best, most loyal friends a man can have.
This V Day, do something special for your loved one(s). Bathe them. Buy them a gift (maybe something in rubber, or a nice bottle of something). But most importantly, take them out, spend the whole day together, share some beautiful views… and make it a V Day to remember.
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Beautiful.
I cast an eye over my lovely lady last night as she slept. She's properly dirty at the moment; this morning when I woke her she was a little grizzly, a little reluctant.
Tomorrow, I shall strip her down and make her feel like a new lady again.
Just got word that my Chris King PressFit 30 bottom bracket arrived for my custom CX bike. I'm hoping to ride it at KT2013 and that was the part that could have delayed the whole thing.
I haven't seen any reviews yet, so I may have one of the first.
Strangely, the paint job may be the blocker. Estimate is 5-6 weeks!
@G'rilla
You may have to take it to KT unpainted and then paint it afterwards. Nailbiter!
@frank
I'm going to have to do the KT naked if my sacred garments aren't here soonish. It's a long canoe journey/horse ride for the delivery service round these parts.
Is riding a CX rig on the cobbles legit? I know of only one pro who does it.
@fraare awesome gift. You're both very lucky.
@zalamanda
No frick'in clue how to get the video loaded so here is the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdzoIHJBGt0
@G'rilla
From what I read, those were not released yet. Sweet.
@G'rilla
CX bike at KT? No no no no no... no.
@frank
And you, endorsing this shit?