I’m fluent in three languages: Dutch, English, and Hyperbole. The third is an acquired talent developed by creative and narcissistic tendencies; the narcissism feeds a belief that normal words can’t properly describe the magnitude of my experiences, and the creativity struggles to cope with restrictive paradigms like “facts” and “reality”. I have also been diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder which, when taken with everything else, suggests that my darling partner exhibits some questionable judgement.
I have a visceral response to clutter; when I see things out of order, my insides turn about themselves and cause me physical discomfort. If the clutter escalates to becoming a “mess”, my mood changes and I become irritable. This applies to everything from our house, my workshop, my office, desk space, my computer desktop, my briefcase, and my bicycles’ cable organization. I don’t have to tell you that the last one is the only one that really matters.
The tidiness of the cables on a bicycle are one of several key factors that elevate the Velominatus above the Common Cyclist. The old style of STI shifters and their protruding cables were barbaric; they represented a principle reason for my dislike of Shimano’s system. Campagnolo took a few extra years to produce the Ergo shifters, and I am quite convinced they spent that extra time sorting out how to internally route the cables.
The organization of a rider’s cables and the length to which they are trimmed is a critical detail to which we must all pay close attention. No matter how beautiful the bike, disheveled cables will always bring it down. I hereby give you the V Principles of Cable Routing:
Go with Merckx, and do not violate these principles. Vive la Vie Velominatus.
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@16ozCoffee
This.
Yes, I run my front brake on the RH lever ('moto' style, and I have a moto background), and it's definitely the most common way down here in NZ and Australia; all bikes are sold set up like that.
Right lever, right brake.
excuse the scan quality, circa 1982
@frank
Got it, Frank. I use my cx bike for racing, lots of cx training, and some winter road riding (with road wheels). I keep it clean and lubed but I do wonder if the upside of the Yokozuna shifting improvement is worth the price uptick. It is if the cables shift much better and last longer, but if you recable every six months, as some do on their cx bikes, I do wonder. Then again, I'm well past a year on my current regular ol' Sram cables. I can kinda see Yokozunas being worth it on a road bike where they don't see the muck and mud and last longer, but I wonder on a cx bike.
Okay, no sealed of any kind. Friction is the enemy.
Nate - cool. Can't wait to grind down the housing with the new tool.
Cable routing. Hmm, with all the different brake, lever, bar setups, then the possibility of cable stops on the HT it really doesn't seem like there can be a set rule on routing. Depending on the bike and the gear, seems like you need to install and evaluate and then go with the best option.
Cable donuts and housing sleeves, in a right world someone in your neighborhood would buy the 1,000,000 pack (multi-colored, of course) plus end crimps and give them away like candy on Halloween. Hmm, maybe I should screw the local kids and put the candy money towards this service next month...
@frank
The clutch would go on the left, but hey, run your unnecessary / fictitious controls where you want. In the mean time, front-right rear-left will work just fine; the comment above about the rear brake being in your left hand whilst dismounting your CX bike merely adds weight to the argument.
Actually I was looking for this lot: http://armyofdarkness.com (damn the link button not working on iDevices)
I'll leave it to you to discuss cable routing options with Look. (Resists temptation to insert emoticon)
And while we're at it, keep the HOT head tube shots coming. I love seeing all the nice bikes and nice set-ups y'all got goin' on out there. Fack, I see so many shite bikes in person, I wish more of you live closer to me. But, I guess the population density of Followers has to remain low, or else...
I also do wonder if there ever can be a steadfast Rule on routing, length, etc. So many different set-ups that even on my own bikes, I have to install and see how things look/work, then adjust as needed. Throw in many more frames and gear, things only grow more complex.
@brett
None of the principles talk about putting the brake cable in front or behind - that's something you invented into the discussion on your own, git.
Life must be difficult for you, having such a tiny brain. On the other hand, you're an Aussie living in NZ, so you have to be forgiven for your ongoing confusion - assuming I've learned anything from @Marcus and @minion. I recommend you never move to Canada. The results could be disastrous.
@brett
Beautiful. I feel physiologically better knowing you cleaned that mess up.
Also, looks like you switched to the new fizik performance tape. A trick I learned with it is to make sure you don't stretch it at all when wrapping so the padding stays more puffy. Love that stuff.
@frank
Easy there captain. You're a bit too close to the border to be casting aspersions on those of us north of the 49th.
Then again, my cable routing is currently less than fantastic (inherited from bike's previous owner) so I should probably go fix that before October 5th.
@frank I just noticed my Velominati +1 icon. That was either for my rant on Froomie's stem-staring or there's a glitch in the system. Since I doubt there's a glitch - Sweet! Thank you.
Fuck. Now I really do have to go and get my bike looking fantastic.
I've never posted, just lurked here for a while, but I just had to show off my cables.