Categories: La Vie Velominatus

Plight of the VMW

“I now pronounce you Prophet and VMW. You may go for a ride.”

He didn’t really want to be awake at this hour, but it was the only way. Or one of them, at least. Because he wanted to spend more time with her, he would rise before the sun, making use of the small window between their entwined slumber and the dirge of another day at the office. But still she saw those stolen hours as time he could be spending in her company. She never said it, but he knew…

He didn’t want to give her up, nor the bike. Why should he have to choose? He loved them both, of course, in different ways. She never asked him to make a choice, she knew how much it meant to him, and she knew how much he meant to her, and her to him. There would never be one or the other. There never could. He would always be shared between her and the bike, though in the literal sense, he truly only loved her. In some strange way, she felt lucky for this.

He had made concessions, a ride conveniently forgotten, waylaid, postponed. Still, it seemed to her that he was always flitting off to the trails, always managing to squeeze in another loop. There was never enough time in the day, he would lament. Always tired, both of them. His energy used for the ride, legs and back dully aching, mentally drained, too fatigued to do anything but sleep.

They were not interested in fighting. I don’t want to fight, she said. He didn’t want to either. Rather than fight, they simply wouldn’t talk. When he told her that he could never give up his bicycle to another man, her reaction was one of bemusement. It’s just a bike, she said. His contemptuous retort indicated otherwise; he would never give her up to another man, it’s just not done. Same with the bicycle.

She accepted, if not understood. How could he compare her to a bicycle? He couldn’t, she was the most important part of his puzzle, one that had taken an age to find all the right pieces and fit them together. Some pieces could be interchanged, but not that one. She never wanted to be a Velomiwidow. He would see to it that she wasn’t.

Flesh and blood, steel and rubber, heart and soul.

Brett

Don't blame me

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  • @Mike_P

    I'm taking my wife away for a mini-break this weekend. Nothing strange in that, but it's the first time it will be just the two of us overnight since our kids starting arriving five and a half years ago. I've just realised that in the last 18 months I've been away with the bike, leaving her with the kids, for 15 nights.

    She is a good woman and I think I need to call ahead to get the champagne on ice!

    Flowers in the room too?

  • @Teocalli

    @Mike_P

    I'm taking my wife away for a mini-break this weekend. Nothing strange in that, but it's the first time it will be just the two of us overnight since our kids starting arriving five and a half years ago. I've just realised that in the last 18 months I've been away with the bike, leaving her with the kids, for 15 nights.

    She is a good woman and I think I need to call ahead to get the champagne on ice!

    Flowers in the room too?

    Steady on mate, there's a limit.

  • @DerHoggz

    @frank

    @VeloVita

    @Ron

    Anyone know what has happened to a pretty darn good site, http://ildolore.cc/archive?

    In a sea of reblogged rapha photos and custom neon team kits, those photos were a nice change and retrospective on the beautiful pursuit.

    http://ildolore.tumblr.com/

    Everything you need to know about Cycling you can find in this photo:

    Fuck me I want some Factory Pilots.

    Gianni Bugno is looking distressed because he is Italian and looks awesome in his Chateau d"Ax kit and should therefore be setting the bar for looking good.. What's bugging him is that a Frenchman looks ever better and is wearing the most awesome cycling shoes of all time. Game over!

  • @wiscot I must disagree. The Frenchman is slack-jawed and drooling. The Italian is counting ribs, deciding where to put the blade.

  • I am noticing that @the engine has not said anything. Just as well or I will let his tyres down.

  • @mrs engine

    I am noticing that @the engine has not said anything. Just as well or I will let his tyres down.

    He has been most quiet. I assumed you had finally put him in little bags in the freezer. It is only a matter of time.

    I also assume this post from you is a smokescreen to keep authorities off the trail.

  • @frank Aye well, stranger things have happened and no one has noticed the new decking yet..  Its turning 50 that does it.

  • @frank

    @mrs engine

    I am noticing that @the engine has not said anything. Just as well or I will let his tyres down.

    He has been most quiet. I assumed you had finally put him in little bags in the freezer. It is only a matter of time.

    I also assume this post from you is a smokescreen to keep authorities off the trail.

    It's awfully dark in here isn't it?

  • @the Engine

    @frank

    @mrs engine

    I am noticing that @the engine has not said anything. Just as well or I will let his tyres down.

    He has been most quiet. I assumed you had finally put him in little bags in the freezer. It is only a matter of time.

    I also assume this post from you is a smokescreen to keep authorities off the trail.

    It's awfully dark in here isn't it?

    If you get your mouth off the straw it it lets in light!!

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