I like definition, to place things in a box and tightly seal the lid. It makes me feel comfortable, like another of life’s little mysteries has been stored away for safe keeping. I also love ambiguity; it is the space wherein all interesting questions are asked; the unknown is life’s greatest beauty. You might say that makes me a hypocrite but I prefer to think of it as a paradox.
The subjective choices surrounding aesthetics are an obvious target for this peculiar neurosis of mine, and therefor I am bound by blood to draw hard lines by which I judge with a harsh and heavy gavel. These are lines that may never be crossed until such time that I change my mind, in which case there will be a loudly articulated logic tree defending the change.
And so it is with the choice of sunglass frames which, obviously, should always be white.*
The first mistake the Pedalwan makes when trying their hand at Looking Fantastic is to overmatch their kit. Everything the in monochrome from tops to tails, throughout with the same dominant colors. It isn’t the worst place to start, much better than an uncoordinated hodgepodge for certain, but the eye needs some balanced variety; some disruptions to give it something cling to.
Cycling has a lot happening from an aesthetic point of view; bicycle frames, wheels, tires, shoes, socks, gloves, bar tape, saddles, bidons, helmets, jerseys, shorts, whirring guns…each offering its own shape, design, and color palette. Geometrically, we have variety covered. But when it comes to colors, the sky’s the limit (so long as the shorts are black). We are free to get creative and let different color combinations play off each other. But in the midst of all that noise, the eye needs a lightening rod, something neutral to to take the charge off all that Awesome. This is where white sunglasses come in: they offer a neutral contrast point to the technicolor delight that is the Elite Cyclist.
Looking Fantastic is an art. There is no user guide, no App for That. The choices you make are your own and are in themselves less important than your confidence in them. But never underestimate the grounding power of White Lightning Shades.
* This applies strictly to cycling-specific activities and does not include being shirtless on the beach wearing obnoxious square white shades to try to impress the babes. Also, in case you’re that guy and you’re reading this, the girls at the beach who are sunbathing with their bikini top untied are onto your plan to play frisbee right next to them in the hope of startling them and getting them to sit up quickly. Seriously, its not their first rodeo; try something else. Like not being such a dingbat.
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@Ron
I have been eyeing up the Rudy Photochromics for some time and wanting to pull the trigger on a pair. Anyone been sporting a pair of these recently and have any thoughts?
@Deakus
Yup I use Rudy Photochromics and like them. Mine are a model from some 5 years or so ago similar to the Rydon.
I know it's just the angle of the shot, but doesn't Stannard look like he's riding a bike that more than a tad too small?
@Deakus
My Rudys were my first set of proper shades, but these days they're chucked in the spares bin. The rubber on the nose-piece and ears is itchy - I much prefer my Smith Optics, or the RH+ and Oakleys.
@Deakus
I have the Rudy Photochromic lenses (both clear and red) and love them. White Noyz frames, not that it matters.
I used Rudy Rydon photochromatics - White/ orange and a Crystal/red - 2-pairs. Lots of colour combos available.
No probs, except I use the RX insert (prescription clip) and these are a bastard on cold/ wet mornings with fogging. Gets in between the two lenses. Anyone got a solution for that?
@asyax
Have you tried one of those anti fog sprays?
Lads - glad to read that you like the photochromic lenses from Rudy. I'm guessing that if you like them you get quick contrast changes and a pretty good range of light conditions? Some of the spring/autumn rides I do have made me wish I could carry two sets of lenses, due to the changing light conditions between start and finish. I'm hoping this will be useful for those days in the saddle.
Frank has said that his Oakley photos. were useful from high sun in HI to low-light commuting. That sounds awesome! Hope the Rudy's are similar.
RX cycling glasses. My holy grail. I don't want to get corrective surgery, can't see without glasses/contacts, and the worst part of my ride is putting in my contacts and struggling to seat them for generally the first twenty minutes of every ride. (I have an astigmatism so they are some special lenses, meant to help, but are a major goddamn pain to get oriented.)
Eager to see how the Rudy's are on lens swaps as well. With my Radars I fear I'm gonna break them anytime I swap the lenses, therefore, I don't like swapping the lenses. Defeats the purpose.
@wiscot
I'd love to see him targeting a race like Liege; I realize its been completely taken over by the specialists like every other event in the sport has been the last 10 years or so, but a rider like him should be able to make a cheeky move from farther out and handle himself nicely.
@Ron, my contacts have a little line that is supposed to be at the top when the lenses are oriented correctly on the eye. I wore them for years before I knew about that, and only found out when I mentioned to my optometrist that sometimes it takes a lot of mad blinking before I can actually see out of them. He asked me if I was orienting them properly on my finger first, and told me about the line - which of course I had never noticed, being virtually blind without contacts. Now a few seconds of one-eyed squinting is all it takes to insert the lens in the correct orientation.