Anatomy of a Photo: Campagnolo Candy Van

Every night I pray to Merckx that in the morning when I wake up I’ll have a Campagnolo Free Candy Van with a Super Dome.

And every morning, its a fresh disappointment that it didn’t come true.

This photo also serves as further evidence that Cool peaked some time around the summer of 1977.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Sweet Merckx, that thing is A-W-E-S-O-M-E.  

    I personally vote for the peak of cool being the summer of '76 the Bicentennial Summer.

  • @Nate

    Sweet Merckx, that thing is A-W-E-S-O-M-E.

    I personally vote for the peak of cool being the summer of '76 the Bicentennial Summer.

    That would coincide with my birth, so technically the peak was late September 1976. Downhill from there.

  • @Buck Rogers

    If vans could talk, ....

    The things that happened inside them would be a lot less interesting.

    @frank

    I'm just old enough to remember the Bicentennial.  Years later, when I was pounding nails and painting houses after college, I found a box of old T-shirts at my parents' house to use for work.  I found a white T-shirt that had a few letters on it, like this:

    UC

    ENT

    Parents explained they went to a 4th of July 1976 party thrown by some overly patriotic friends.  There was a set of these t-shirts, and when the wearers stood in the right order, the letters spelled out "FUCK THE BICENTENNIAL."  By the time the host figured this out, he was more than drunk enough to find it funny.

  • I never saw this van at races in New England in the late 70s. Not that I was racing but I was at a lot of them. I would have remembered that beast. Maybe it was a west coast and race week in the midwest apparition. Either way it rules. I hope Campy headquarters liked what they were seeing in the USA back then.

    I'm pretty sure cool peaked a decade earlier.

  • Sorry. The 1970s were a kidney stone of a decade. End of.

    That said, I've been mulling over the history of support vehicles for a little while, and the candy van (which I admit is rather cool) definitely deserves some consideration. My first car was a 1976 Ford Country Squire, which makes the Campagnolo Buick look like a SmartCar...

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